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Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...

And now sticky and naked.


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So much info their.


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–5 degree (Celsius). No snow.

Can I go back to sleep now, please?

Not really.

Ah, well. Crap.


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Just a Mort wrote:

I can't shovel snow! I'm too small! I'd say sorry guys, I'm too small to shovel snow.

I mean gran, I'd tell you to your face I'm too small to shovel snow!

B$@#*&!%. I've seen kids smaller than that shovel snow with great effect. And I don't mean they play around in it while dad does the work. They grab a shovel and clear the driveway/sidewalk/whatever because that's what needs to be done. Hell, I was one of those kids once upon a time (a long time and many, many cheeseburgers ago). So don't tell me that you are incapable of shoveling a little snow.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...

And now sticky and naked.

Sticky, nekkid small kitty. Doesn't that need a NSFW tag?


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Just a Mort wrote:

Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...

Maybe you're a rusty spotted cat rather than a snow leopard :) ?


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Spotted cats are like the most adorable thing ever.

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I agree on rusty spotted cats being adorable.

Now I know where puss in boots comes from...

Dark Archive

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Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).

Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.


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Good morning everybody. Signing in from my Monday Morning shift at work.

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There's no snow here! Ever! Unless you go to Snow City. I don't KNOW how to shovel snow.

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On the other hand, I spent 45 min helping my colleagues move a whole bunch of files from one side of the office to another. I suppose if I really wanted to work out, I shouldn't have used the trolley, but I was more concerned in getting the job done quickly.


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The wrong question to ask.

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Link doesn't work.


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The Imgur server is under heavy load.


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Just a Mort wrote:

I can't shovel snow! I'm too small! I'd say sorry guys, I'm too small to shovel snow.

I mean gran, I'd tell you to your face I'm too small to shovel snow!

nonsense! You're never too small!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

I can't shovel snow! I'm too small! I'd say sorry guys, I'm too small to shovel snow.

I mean gran, I'd tell you to your face I'm too small to shovel snow!

nonsense! You're never too small!

*in bad taste* that is in fact not what she said.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).

Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.

hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Well, since 2nd shift didn't feel like doing her job, I just cleared the snow from the main entrance. It was about 3" deep, with some drifts over 5". And of course it's still snowing, so I'll have to go and shovel some more later. Hopefully not too much, but some.

that is less than a scint of snow. What a lazy so and so.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Boards are fking slow now. So much I don't feel like posting. It feels like swimming through treacle.

Now I've got sticky stuff all over my fur.

...i like you.


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Just a Mort wrote:

Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...

And now sticky and naked.

I REALLY like you! I may have to marry you to your boyfriend while you sleep.

offers abscondi-cave brochure


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Sharoth wrote:
The wrong question to ask.

The link seems to work now.


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Yeah their is a lot of really terrible stories from many a profession. Never! ask a child psychologist their worst story. I don't know how he got it out and continued class.


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~laughter~


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Sharoth wrote:
The wrong question to ask.

Yeah, seriously. A clear demonstration why some people need to be idiot-slapped.


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Sharoth wrote:
~laughter~

What a turkey.


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~laughs again~


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Profession I wouldn't ask about their worst experience:

Obstetrician.

In jobs dealing with humans in pain, life or death, you carry them with you. It's how it has to be. If you can't do that, you can't do the job. See, you have to see them as humans, not statistics, to function at it. The comic understands.


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One colleague wants a boob jobs and then they all do (if they have boobs).

Fair enough, it's their bodies/money, but I'm kinda glad that it's one thing I do not need to worry about.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

Lol. I'm actually 5'75'1. Around 134 lbs. So small...

Maybe you're a rusty spotted cat rather than a snow leopard :) ?

(I know I've used it before but what the heck! ^^)

I've would probably imaging Mort a little more like this, so cute! =)

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).

Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.

We don't really celebrate MLK day up here in the cold dark north, but happy MLK day to all of you, on that side of the pond.

I do appreciate the artwork too though :P


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Professional development day. We've been given three hours to go over our agenda. 30 minutes in, we've finished.


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Colleague has yet to notice my helpful additions to his board. I wonder if he will before we are finally free to go.

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Freehold DM wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).

Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.

hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!

Yes.

In the CR.

Dark Archive

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Acrobatics VS Ping Pong table CMB.


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Ohgod we still have two hours till lunch and no idea what to talk about.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Happy Martin Luther King Day Freehold (and other half Drow).

Pics have nothing to do with MLK day.

hey, I am ALL drow ALL the time! Especially where it counts!

Yes.

In the CR.

LOOOOOOOL

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What's an abscondi cave?

Caracals are cute =) They used to train them for hunting, you know.

Also I think I can look at dead bodies without flinching. I saw the body of someone who had committed suicide by jumping off a high rise building, there was all that cordon off so body was still fresh, my only reaction was like,"Surprisingly clean, where's all that blood and gore"


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I'm looking at another 19-hour day today. Why? It's because I'm supervised by clowns trying to be clever by moving not enough guards to sites where there are vacancies. I've got a solution. Hey, Idiots! Hire more Guards! I'm so very tired of being taken advantage of.


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Well, this is one of the more frightening emails I've received from the Rainbow.

"Could you put a IV bag of holding into a I bag of holding or a Handy Haversack without opening a dimensional rift?"


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Sissyl wrote:

Profession I wouldn't ask about their worst experience:

Obstetrician.

In jobs dealing with humans in pain, life or death, you carry them with you. It's how it has to be. If you can't do that, you can't do the job. See, you have to see them as humans, not statistics, to function at it. The comic understands.

I think it depends upon the practictioner.

My midwife started out her career as an Army medic in the '70's, then trained as a midwife among the migrant community in south Texas along the border before eventually drifting to California. Five years ago she "retired" (my son was her last baby), married a fisherman up on the north coast, and started her retirement career as an end-of-life midwife.
Since she and Cod live in an isolated village hours away from hospitals or funeral directors, she assists in hospice care, lays bodies out, and assists the families in home burials.

She called this a "natural and logical transition".


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John Napier 698 wrote:
I'm looking at another 19-hour day today. Why? It's because I'm supervised by clowns trying to be clever by moving not enough guards to sites where there are vacancies. I've got a solution. Hey, Idiots! Hire more Guards! I'm so very tired of being taken advantage of.

But... But... Then they would have pay them money!


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Drejk wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
I'm looking at another 19-hour day today. Why? It's because I'm supervised by clowns trying to be clever by moving not enough guards to sites where there are vacancies. I've got a solution. Hey, Idiots! Hire more Guards! I'm so very tired of being taken advantage of.
But... But... Then they would have pay them money!

They'll have to pay money when I walk away, regardless.


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Zombie

*sigh*


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Drejk wrote:

Zombie

*sigh*

echoed.

I always liked her sound.
Waaaay too young.


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~whistles~ wow.


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Awww!


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Awww again!


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WW II Facts


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~LAUGHTER~


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wow

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