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Major Someothertime wrote:
Or bonchon? That was a thing he liked, right?

damn. Haven't had that in a while.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:
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Freehold DM wrote:
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One thread is enough.
no it isn't.
I meant for the ponies.
I think he knows.
That makes me sad.

Does it? Interesting, tell us more.

Remember to be honest. Its for posterity.
What did posterity ever do for me?
This is great stuff, keep going.
But which one of us will end up naked?
I'm already nekkid so don't sweat it.
Well i know who is getting my vote.

Thanks... I guess.


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Nor have you had my nudity in a while.

Feast.


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Oh. It is Freehold.

Edit: getting naked anyway.
Great roleplaying, straight into character. I'd give bonus Xp but your also a GM


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Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Or why New York City has the best possums?

only the best of possums!


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Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
TORDEK!
Long time no post, Freehold! How's the big city treating you? Ready for winter yet?

it has been treating me well. Almost too well.

And yes, it is time for winter.

CH has had a few hot days, it is time to return to the coldness.


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captain yesterday wrote:

F$$!! Pea Bear has a temp of 103.6.

No good! :-(

THAT beats my record. I was hallucinating at similar temperatures.


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The worst part about being married to an extrovert is parties.
And the worst part about the parties is that, since he is a martial arts instructor in a university town, most of the attendees end up being his students.
Most of whom look, and act, like they are about twelve.
And two of whom showed up last night in rave-worthy minidresses. One was wearing gold sequins. The other one, without asking, took it upon herself to borrow a fur coat from the foyer.
So I told her the truth.
It hadn't been worn in seven years because it belonged to my housemate's dead wife.
But I didn't say it in an asinine way, I said it in an, "Oh, gosh, it's so good it's getting worn" sort of way.

Yes, I am an a%~&~&$.


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lisamarlene wrote:

The worst part about being married to an extrovert is parties.

And the worst part about the parties is that, since he is a martial arts instructor in a university town, most of the attendees end up being his students.
Most of whom look, and act, like they are about twelve.
And two of whom showed up last night in rave-worthy minidresses. One was wearing gold sequins. The other one, without asking, took it upon herself to borrow a fur coat from the foyer.
So I told her the truth.
It hadn't been worn in seven years because it belonged to my housemate's dead wife.
But I didn't say it in an asinine way, I said it in an, "Oh, gosh, it's so good it's getting worn" sort of way.

Yes, I am an a&~*#++.

looks around nervously


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We're taking a break from playing 5E and having a go with O.L.D. instead.

You choose careers instead of classes, and there's a Musketeer career.

Not at all excited, no no.

*miniature musketeer squee"


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Twirl your moustache and flourish that rapier!


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Well, everyone, it seems that I have been well and truly f**ked by the benefits department of my employer. I have deliberately been given substandard health insurance, and there's nothing I can do about it until October. I'm very seriously considering handing my Notice to Quit.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Well, everyone, it seems that I have been well and truly f**ked by the benefits department of my employer. I have deliberately been given substandard health insurance, and there's nothing I can do about it until October. I'm very seriously considering handing my Notice to Quit.

I am sorry, John. Than sucks. :(

I would advise talking to an attorney before you hand in your notice though. Just to check what your options actually are.


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lynora wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Well, everyone, it seems that I have been well and truly f**ked by the benefits department of my employer. I have deliberately been given substandard health insurance, and there's nothing I can do about it until October. I'm very seriously considering handing my Notice to Quit.

I am sorry, John. Than sucks. :(

I would advise talking to an attorney before you hand in your notice though. Just to check what your options actually are.

I also sent a PM to aatea for her advice, since she works in HR.


Limeylongears wrote:

We're taking a break from playing 5E and having a go with O.L.D. instead.

You choose careers instead of classes, and there's a Musketeer career.

Not at all excited, no no.

*miniature musketeer squee"

Warhammer?


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Nope - original RPG system. They've got a sci-fi version called N.E.W. and a fantasy version called O.L.D.

Wouldn't mind a go at WFRP, though.


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3 & a half pounds of ground chuck for ten bucks. Yes!


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Well, everyone, it seems that I have been well and truly f**ked by the benefits department of my employer. I have deliberately been given substandard health insurance, and there's nothing I can do about it until October. I'm very seriously considering handing my Notice to Quit.

I'm sorry dude, that sucks!

When I got married earlier this year, shortly after the open enrollment period, I discovered that I was just a few weeks too late to get my wife and her kids on my plan. Apparently I was supposed to sign them up during open enrollment, despite not yet having the required marriage certificate. So they too are living on the edge until october. >:(


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
TORDEK!
Long time no post, Freehold! How's the big city treating you? Ready for winter yet?
it has been treating me well. Almost too well.

You're hermitted up in your ACed apartment, aren't you? Because I hear Cuomo has declared the subways a literal disaster, and I don't think you could survive a subway delay in that heat and humidity. Not without resorting to indecent exposure, as proven at the top of this page.


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So far I haven't thought to myself "I wish it was time for Starfinder to be released".

I love summer THAT much.

Also, it comes out like three days before my birthday and nobody wants that train wreck to get any closer.


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Captain Yesterday's guide to things he couldn't do without his wife.

Buy hand soap.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
TORDEK!
Long time no post, Freehold! How's the big city treating you? Ready for winter yet?
it has been treating me well. Almost too well.
You're hermitted up in your ACed apartment, aren't you? Because I hear Cuomo has declared the subways a literal disaster, and I don't think you could survive a subway delay in that heat and humidity. Not without resorting to indecent exposure, as proven at the top of this page.

I walk with a hoodie when I get on the subway because it's too cold. The a.c. is that strong.


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It was one of those days. Hopefully tomorrow is an improvement.


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Maybe some jokes will help!


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A blonde was on a plane to Detroit. She was in economy, but saw an open seat in first class, so she went and sat in it. The flight attendant told her she had to move, but she refused. The copilot came out of the cockpit and told her she had to move back to her seat, back she refused. The captain came out and told her she had to move back to the seat she had paid for, and still the blonde refused to move. Then, one of the other passengers spoke to the flight attendant, saying "I may be able to help." He went over to the blonde, spoke to her briefly, at which point she got up and returned to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant was shocked at how easily he got her to move, so she asked what he had said. The man smiled and said "It was easy. I just told her that First Class wasn't going to Detroit."


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How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.


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A blonde driver was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled her over, and demanded to know why she was driving so erratically. The blonde said "There's a tree in my way, and no matter which way I turn it's always there!" The cop sighed and said "Miss, that's your air freshener."


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A blonde was out driving in the country when she saw a strange sight. Another blonde was sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a wheat field, rowing as hard as she could. The driver stopped her car, got out, and yelled at the one in the boat "HEY! It's idiots like you that give all us blondes bad names! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"


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A bunch of blondes tried to form an ice hockey team, but they all drowned during spring training.


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A ventriloquist is performing his routine with a dummy on his lap. The dummy is telling a bunch of blonde jokes, when an audience member angrily leaps to her feet. "Hey!" she yells, "What gives you the right to talk about us blondes that way?" The ventriloquist began to stammer out an apology, but the blonde interrupted him saying "Shut up! I'm talking to the little guy on your knee!"


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Two blondes are standing on either side of a river. One of them calls out to the other "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?" The second one replies "You already are on the other side of the river."


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Two blondes went shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went back to their car, a beautiful red convertible, and realized that they had locked the keys inside. One of them says "I know, I'll open the door with a wire hanger from one of the shirts we just bought." As she started to try and jiggle the lock open, the second blonde said "Oh, please hurry. It's starting to rain, and we left the top down."


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Why did the blonde write TGiF on her shoes? To remind her that "Toes Go in First."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why did the blonde write TGiF on her shoes? To remind her that "Toes Go in First."

I did! I have more important things to think about than of irrelevant things like dressing codes!

I also wrote which goes right and which goes left.
Having to remind all that everyday useless stuff keeps me from focusing on science!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Two blondes are standing on either side of a river. One of them calls out to the other "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?" The second one replies "You already are on the other side of the river."

That is actually a pretty wise thought. Reality depends on perception.

I am a convinced defender of blonde wisdom!
Now... can someone help me back home? I forgot where I live again. And my keys! Now that I think of it... where am I?


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Don't worry, my dear. My friends and I will take good care of you.


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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead said "Why don't you just give him Head & Shoulders?" The blonde looked confused and said "How do you give shoulders?"


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Two blondes were trapped in an elevator. One sat crying in the corner, while the other yelled "Help! Help!" After a while, she suggested "Why don't we try yelling together?" The crying one nodded, and then they both started shouting "TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"


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Punniculus wrote:
Don't worry, my dear. My friends and I will take good care of you.

I... I am sorry, but I have to go. I am carrying some really important experiments that could get loose. I have a saliva colonizer on a petri dish that would take over the world if I didn't watch over it!

By the way, what's this? Some kind of halloween party? You are wearing some funny costumes!

Are we already on Halloween? Wow! You really lose track of time when you are working!


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I hate 'rebranding'. It's stupid, and pointless. For instance, at the hotel we have had a system which allows guests to use the app on their smartphones to make requests. It was called the "Guest Requests" system. Makes sense, right? Now, it's been rebranded. It is exactly the same as before, works (or not) exactly the same, but is instead called "GXI" or "Guest eXperience Ignited". Because that makes sense. And you know they spent an ungodly amount of money on consultants and focus groups and other b%~+++~% in order to come up with that name, and even more to print new materials and update the website, app, and whatnot. All for no reason whatsoever.

Stupid. Just stupid.


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Becky the Mad Scientist wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Don't worry, my dear. My friends and I will take good care of you.

I... I am sorry, but I have to go. I am carrying some really important experiments that could get loose. I have a saliva colonizer on a petri dish that would take over the world if I didn't watch over it!

By the way, what's this? Some kind of halloween party? You are wearing some funny costumes!

Are we already on Halloween? Wow! You really lose track of time when you are working!

Relax. I'll take care of your saliva. We won't let it take over the world. We'll just let it help bring people to join our circle of friends.

And we are wearing some very nice outfits, aren't we? Everyday can be Halloween, if you play nice. Wait here with my friends, and I'll see if I can't scrounge up something for you to wear.


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Maybe you would enjoy this look?

This one is a little different.


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Why did the blonde snort Sweet&Low? She thought it was diet coke.


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Why did the witches lose the baseball game? All their bats flew away.


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A man is sitting in a bar, looking at a glass of liquid. He doesn't drink it, he just sits there staring at it despondently. After an hour the man starts to reach for the drink, and a big truck driver walks over, grabs the drink, and chugs it down. The sad man starts crying. The truck driver says "Oh, come on, man. It was just a bit of fun. I'll buy you another drink." The crying man wipes his eyes and says "You don't understand, this has been the worst day of my life. I got fired. My car was stolen. My wife left me for another man. And now, just as I finally get my courage up to end my life, you come over and drink my poison!"


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My friend likes to brag that he has the body of a Greek god. I don't have the heart to tell him that Buddha isn't Greek.


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A bank robber pulls out a gun and points it at the teller. He says "Give me all the money or you're Geography!" The teller, confused, asks "Don't you mean history?" The robber shoves the gun into the teller's face and shouts "Don't change the subject!"


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Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO"
Teacher: "Why do you think it's that?"
Student: "You said it was H to O."


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Punniculus wrote:

Maybe you would enjoy this look?

This one is a little different.

Uh... the first one seems to be as oblivious as me, she forgot half of her attire!


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The teacher is standing in front of the class:

Teacher: "Anyone here who thinks they're stupid, please stand up."
No-one stands up.
Teacher: "No, seriously. If you think you're stupid, stand up."
No-one stands up.
Teacher: "Is there really nobody in this class that thinks they're stupid?"
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: "Johnny, why do you think you're stupid?"
Johnny: "I don't. I just felt bad seeing you standing all alone."

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