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captain yesterday wrote:
So far this year, the bunnies are winning. I don't know what the owl is doing, but it sure as f@$% isn't protecting my bell peppers. And the rubber snakes aren't holding their own. :-(

I heard that if you plant spicy peppers, like Jalapenos or Habaneros around the crops you want to grow, Rabbits and Deer will stay away. It seems that they don't like the smell of the hot stuff.

*sigh* Edit: Gets dressed.


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Taking a break right now to go watch the local news, for the weather.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
So far this year, the bunnies are winning. I don't know what the owl is doing, but it sure as f@$% isn't protecting my bell peppers. And the rubber snakes aren't holding their own. :-(

I heard that if you plant spicy peppers, like Jalapenos or Habaneros around the crops you want to grow, Rabbits and Deer will stay away. It seems that they don't like the smell of the hot stuff.

*sigh* Edit: Gets dressed.

Yup, did that too. Not nude though, the neighbors were super specific about that needing to stop.


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Maybe that's the key! If I perch naked in the garden all night that'll frighten the rabbits (and everything else) away.

Edit: Damn! Cap'n Yesterday's Anatomically Correct (If Slightly Exaggerated) Scarecrow is too long for an alias. :-(


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Have you tried caltrops, or quicksand?


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Well, today continues to get more and more interesting. 4 different environments, all claimed to be "identical", and 3 different behaviors.

At this point they can't get a hold of the bus, much less throw us under it...


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Zoo trip it is!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
A bartender was setting up for the night's business when a pink and purple giraffe, a neon blue rhinoceros, and a green tiger walk in. He says "You guys are early. Bill's not here yet."

I'm not afraid to admit I don't know what this means.


Dang it. I need to carve out time today to update my PbP.

Who knew summer made it so much harder to do this sort of thing?!

It should be me. I should know that sort of thing.


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I have to say, I don't agree with the modern zoo aesthetic of blindingly white concrete coupled with bleach white canvass tenting.

My poor exhausted eyes!


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Tacticslion wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
A bartender was setting up for the night's business when a pink and purple giraffe, a neon blue rhinoceros, and a green tiger walk in. He says "You guys are early. Bill's not here yet."
I'm not afraid to admit I don't know what this means.

The town drunk hasn't arrived. So, the hallucinations are early. That's the joke.


Ah! Thanks!


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Between getting up at 4:30, making sure Pea Bear's swimsuit is washed after swimming in the algae that constitutes half of the water in our lakes, which she forgot anyway, having to wait for the maintenance guy to fix the AC, and then taking Tiny T-Rex to the zoo, I am wiped out.

And I guess I wasn't feeling as good as I thought I was. :-(

And because the General works overtime this week, it's all us for another three hours.


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Today was the kidlet's middle school graduation. He still has the school trip next week, but he's all done going to classes. Right now he's torn between being sad that he's never going back to that school and happy that summer vacation is starting. Well, after next week anyways. And don't forget the panicked about starting somewhere new next year part. And there's only five kids from his middle school going to the same high school as him, so there won't be people there he knows already. I haven't had time yet to do the whole wah, my baby's growing up! thing yet because I've been too busy comforting him. :P
Thoughts from the graduation ceremony:
-This place really needs air conditioning
-lol. Some of these kids are dressed up like it's prom or something. The girl with the sparkly dress and the flower crown was especially memorable, as was the guy in the suit and fedora. Felt really bad for the boys who wore suits though. See thought number one.
-That one kid that's been in class with the kidlet since second grade is every bit as much of a ham as he ever was.He gave a speech and it was a bright spot of humor in an otherwise dull program.
-I totally sympathize with the kid who couldn't suppress the eyerolls while performing the overly sappy, emotional choral numbers.
-The seats in that auditorium give less space than airline seats. Not even exaggerating.
-Given that speaking to students is part of their job, why are all the teachers so bloody bad at talking during presentations where parents are present? Not a new thing here. I've sat through too many awkward curriculum nights to be surprised. It's still baffling.


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All of that is true.


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Hey, Cap'n. How are things?


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Okay, busy and kind of not feeling well. Still, can't complain. :-)


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Yeah, i know that feeling. Woke up this morning with a Charley-Horse in both thighs. Trying to stand straight was so painful I was nearly in tears, and trying to walk was almost impossible. That wasn't how I wanted my Friday to start. :(


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I tweaked something in my neck earlier stretching my shoulders. Tiny T-Rex thought I was just trying to be funny and started imitating me saying "ow, my neck, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" :-)

Luckily, it was temporary. :-)


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My legs are just sore, now. If it had persisted, I'd have had to call off, at the very least.


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Watching my dad's dog.

She's a Beagle as well.

They both love to see me stretch out to my absolute arm span. And then pull some more.

And she grew up in a town with 300+ people, so she doesn't get the whole four lane street thing.


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"The beagle is baffled, then." :)


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Urghh... Schoolwork has been crushing, and while I can't believe I'm saying this, I can't wait for my Greek final next Friday, so that I'll be done with school...


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Hurray, Greek!

A favorite of mine.

Even if I'm not any use with it. lol


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At some point I made a new alias. No idea what it was and I doubt I'd know which one it is.

So, there's that.

Also, I should probably go to bed and hope that makes sense in the morning.


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What kind of plants do surfers grow in their gardens? Tubulars.


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Two friends are out hunting when one of them hears some rustling in the brush. He turns and fires, hitting his friend! Panicking, he grabs his phone and calls 911. The following is a transcript of his conversation with the operator.

Hunter: "Oh God. I'm out hunting with my friend and I accidentally shot him! I think he may be dead!"
Operator: "Stay calm and talk to me. Where are you?"
Hunter: "We're in Trace Woods, about 100 yards east of where Fern Creek crosses Route 37."
Operator: "Ok, sir. I've sent an ambulance. Now, you said you think your friend is dead."
Hunter: "I think so, yeah."
Operator: "I need you to make sure."
Hunter: "Ok, just a second." *bang bang* "Ok, I'm sure he's dead. Now what?"


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Where do you get jellyfish from? Ocean currants, of course.


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My New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds. As of this morning, I have only 30 pounds to go.


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What do you give the man who has everything? Penicillin.


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I used to box. They called me "The Artist". I spent a lot of time on the canvas.


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What do you call a caveman who wanders aimlessly? A meanderthal.


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President Calvin Coolidge was known for being a silent, uncommunicative man. Once he was seated at a dinner party next to a chatty young woman. She told him "My husband bet me I couldn't get you to say three words to me tonight. What do you say to that, Mr. President?" He replied "You lose."


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I used to be addicted to watching Dancing With the Stars. I kicked the habit with the help of a two-step program.


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A farmer tried feeding her cattle marijuana, but had to stop. The steaks were just too high.


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I was working in a bank when a dyslexic bank robber handed me a note. It read "Air in the hands, no holing around, this is a screw up."


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If you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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Three people were arguing about when life begins. One said at conception. The second claimed it began at birth. The third said "Your both wrong. Life begins when the mortgage is paid off and the kids have moved out."


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I was so excited when Spring started that I wet my plants.


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Pavlov was sitting in a bar drinking a beer. He heard the phone ring and said "Oh! I forgot to feed the dog."


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So I was lying in bed, staring at the stars, and I wondered...Where the f!+$ did my roof go?


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Did you hear that Donald Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.


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I wanted to open a boutique candy store that sold only lollipops, but I couldn't get a licker license.


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My friend is such a bad driver the police department gave him a season ticket.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Pavlov was sitting in a bar drinking a beer. He heard the phone ring and said "Oh! I forgot to feed the dog."

I am one of Pavlov's dogs.

In my job I have a machine with an alarm that has a kinda musical sound. Each time it sounds I have to quit what I am doing, stand up and go to check it ASAP.
There was a TV advertising with exactly the same sound. Each time I heard it I had to fight hard the impulse of standing up and go to check a machine that wasn't there.


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Uhhh... Travelling the tiers of Minas Tirith is a bore...


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That's what Gandalf said!!


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High of 91 today.

I love summer!


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About to head out to June's GASP Game Day. Will try to post later.

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