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Weird!
So there's this 80s RV struggling down the road at 20 mph, with it's hazards on. But it also has a spotter car behind it, with flashing yellow lights and everything. O_o
Figure that one out.
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It's spring damn it.
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Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.
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I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
AWESOME!
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Tiny T-Rex, as he walks outside, passing his shoes. "Screw you shoes! I don't need you!"
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The woman in the butcher's shop said it would rain this afternoon.
The woman in the butcher's shop was wrong.
As a result, I sat out in the garden, read through most of the Chronicles of Conan and drank green tea, which was all very nice.
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So who has two thumbs and missed the UDON signing at free comic book day today after purchasing the special comic cover months in advance?
THIS GUY!
Oh man, what a shitty weekend. I almost want to go to work instead of stay at home.
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Sounds like somebody's got a -*ack* *gurgle* *gasp*
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Sorry boss! It'll get better, sir.
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Civil War was good. 8/10. Not phenomenal but excellent choreography and a decent, if incredibly long winded story. Paul Rudd was so incredibly Paul Rudd, which was nice.
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Next weekend...
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I'm off on a three mile round trip walk to the store for coffee and toilet paper. The staples of every American morning.
It's super nice out and everything has that spring glow.
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I'm off on a three mile round trip walk to the store for coffee and toilet paper. The staples of every American morning.
It's super nice out and everything has that spring glow.
Hey, hey buddy... yeah, you... looking for some dandelions? C'mon man, first snort is free...
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It's possible, we may have named one of our kids after someone from that comic. But not that character. :-)
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Got my groceries and on the way home. :-)
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No, but that was on the list.
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No, it wasn't Ronald-Ann either. :-)
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What a human with the bite attack Feat looks like.
For those interested this is Chief Kap Te'o-Tafiti.
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Seems like summer's arrived. Time to set the beard trimmer to 0.5 instead of 0.9.
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Milo Bloom? Cutter John? Steve Dallas? Michael Binkley? Opus? Bill the Cat? Hodge-Podge? Portnoy? Oliver Wendell Jones? Milquetoast?
I can keep going. At least, until Wikipedia runs out of characters for me to list.
yes.
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Seems like summer's arrived. Time to set the beard trimmer to 0.5 instead of 0.9.
I set mine to Goatee. :-)
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I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
There isn't anyone like me in that film... well... maybe the poor girl he knocks out when he spins around with that baton mic. I do have really bad luck.
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I'm slightly annoyed I don't have that movie anymore, and now I really want to watch it again.
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I have it!
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Seems like summer's arrived. Time to set the beard trimmer to 0.5 instead of 0.9.I set mine to Goatee. :-)
I'm not evil enough to carry that off.
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It's summer you should feel free to be clean shaven.
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It's the Goatee that turns good men bad. Not the other way around.
So, if you're not evil enough for a goatee, just grow one anyway, because you will be...
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It's summer you should feel free to be clean shaven.
Now, that's just crazy talk. :-)
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It's summer you should feel free to be clean shaven.
Au contraire. Summer is the time of year even normally clean-shaven people should feel free to let the fuzz reign.
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awwwww...
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I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
There isn't anyone like me in that film... well... maybe the poor girl he knocks out when he spins around with that baton mic. I do have really bad luck.
We should totally remake the entire film, starring Orthos as Dallas.
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Happy Mother's Day!
We should totally remake the entire film, starring Orthos as Dallas.I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
There isn't anyone like me in that film... well... maybe the poor girl he knocks out when he spins around with that baton mic. I do have really bad luck.
There are several jokes that could be made - I'm stuck as to which I should...
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Oh, it's Mother's Day. Guess I have to call her and pretend I actually give a damn.
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There are several jokes that could be made - I'm stuck as to which I should...We should totally remake the entire film, starring Orthos as Dallas.I feel like I would be the entourage guy doing the ridiculous expressions at Orthos.Were I a prodigy of linguistics, effortlessly able to speak every dialect known to man that has or ever will exist, there would still not be enough words to express the amount of no.I just happened upon the Ruby Rod/Korben Dallas introduction scene from Fifth Element, and I can't help but think that would be what happened if I met Orthos.The scene for anyone not familiar.
And yes, one hundred percent spot on.
You and me (and possibly Scint) will hang out all night long.
ALL NIGHT LONG
All NIIIIIIIGHT
There isn't anyone like me in that film... well... maybe the poor girl he knocks out when he spins around with that baton mic. I do have really bad luck.
All of them.
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Moving.
Mooooving.
Last day.
Haven't gotten any packing done before now.
LIFE IS PAAAAIN!
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How is it suddenly, guides to build characters are everywhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what books and free will are for.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
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Taking mom out for mothers day to an Ethiopian reataurant. They have beer here.. mom's first words upon making this discovery are "don't pass out on me. I can't carry you anymore."
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Mmm. Ethiopian beer.
This lager is great.
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Little Gideon. Gnome or Halfling Mesmerist. My gut reaction is Halfling, but gnomes are f#*&ed up in the head.
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Also I've only seen one episode with Little Gideon.
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Happy Mothers Day, to any of you who are mothers.
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I will not rename Sandpoint Gravity Falls.
I will not rename Sandpoint Gravity Falls.
I will not rename Sandpoint Gravity Falls.