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Oh no she was hot, but 3-4 weeks later I started dating my wife again (we dated in high school), so win-win, also I just tell myself she was probably a train wreck emotionally.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Eyes down here!
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Oakland punk is pretty bad ass, i have more Rancid then any band not named Pearl Jam, although the Ziggens and Chili Peppers are getting awfully close...
This is the song we walked down the aisle to when we got married
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So that's why his wife left him for the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.
Brody: you lied to me! You've probably never even been to Leicester Square you son of a b*!%!!"
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My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary on "Talk like a pirate day"...Aaaaarrrgggghh...break out the rum ya scurvy dogs
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So that's why his wife left him for the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.
Brody: you lied to me! You've probably never even been to Leicester Square you son of a b~%!!!"
Recently, Tim Armstrong has started to look like a Frankenstein's monster created from badly cloned bits of Mike Ness and Ed Hamell. He kind of sounds like one too.
Y'arr matey!
Happy anniversary!!
With many more to come!
Recently, Tim Armstrong has started to look like a Frankenstein's monster created from badly cloned bits of Mike Ness and Ed Hamell. He kind of sounds like one too.So that's why his wife left him for the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.
Brody: you lied to me! You've probably never even been to Leicester Square you son of a b~%!!!"
Lol! It's all true! I don't even watch their videos tho, mostly go by the albums I put on ITunes (I have 4,307 songs on ITunes, except for maybe ten songs I loaded them all on there from my own CD collection)
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Habba wubba fuuuu da na na na
See this is why I keep telling Chris I should be able to favorite with all my aliases.
Alas until then I can only favorite it once:-D
Habba wubba fuuuu da na na na
*mumbles quietly and poignantly to himself about cocaine*
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Oakland punk is pretty bad ass, i have more Rancid then any band not named Pearl Jam, although the Ziggens and Chili Peppers are getting awfully close...
This is the song we walked down the aisle to when we got married
LOL. Tim Armstrong gave me my first mohawk. Matt never liked me anyway, but if Tim came over to scrounge food, Matt came along...
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Habba wubba fuuuu da na na na*mumbles quietly and poignantly to himself about cocaine*
SELF-AFFIRMATION! RIGHTEOUS ANGER! YEAH!
You lucky son a b+&!@!
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SELF-AFFIRMATION! RIGHTEOUS ANGER! YEAH!Habba wubba fuuuu da na na na*mumbles quietly and poignantly to himself about cocaine*
Outlaw Country!!! Whoo hoo!!!
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You lucky son a b##%+!
Oh, geez. Both my best friend and my brother were bassists, and they hung out with all the local musicians. The two of them were always over at the xxxx's house, jamming with Tim, Matt, and all the other local Gilman Street project band members.
The house was a block away in a residential neighborhood, and we could still hear them jamming every day...
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Outlaw Country!!! Whoo hoo!!!SELF-AFFIRMATION! RIGHTEOUS ANGER! YEAH!Habba wubba fuuuu da na na na*mumbles quietly and poignantly to himself about cocaine*
The current Misfits totally aren't just an excuse to get the members of Black Flag back together. No, really.
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You lucky son a b##%+!Oh, geez. Both my best friend and my brother were bassists, and they hung out with all the local musicians. The two of them were always over at the xxxx's house, jamming with Tim, Matt, and all the other local Gilman Street project band members.
The house was a block away in a residential neighborhood, and we could still hear them jamming every day...
I need you to level with me-- how much airplane glue did the guy snort on a daily basis?
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I need you to level with me-- how much airplane glue did the guy snort on a daily basis?You lucky son a b##%+!Oh, geez. Both my best friend and my brother were bassists, and they hung out with all the local musicians. The two of them were always over at the xxxx's house, jamming with Tim, Matt, and all the other local Gilman Street project band members.
The house was a block away in a residential neighborhood, and we could still hear them jamming every day...
I'm afraid that's classified information -- simply because I *know* they'd recognize my posts, track me down, and start living in my back yard, eating the raccoons, and begging beer off the neighbors. Not a good scene.
I was a Banquet Liaison* for this hotel downtown where all the bands stay when they come to town, which meant I filled up the party room with booze and food, I made so much in tips I worked twenty hours a week maximum but I made full time money, it was fun.
*I worked for the catering dept. worked the weird crazy weekend hours, made sure weddings were well stocked on booze, the A/V equipment worked without a hitch, did coat check, helped carry mysterious carpets out of rooms, you know the stuff no one else wanted to do.
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I am so pissed off at my roommate right now. I'm trying to go to bed for the night, and he comes stumbling in at 3AM drunk as all hell, plops down on his bed, and starts blaring Netflix while noisily eating, then lights up some weed. I ask him to stop making so much g#**#%n noise, and he can't even process that I'm talking to him. Then he passed out with the computer still blaring Netflix. He was up early this morning, though, blaring Netflix when I was trying to get a few more hours of sleep and still too stoned to process me telling him to use headphones or something. Then when I finally gave up of actually getting to sleep and got out of bed, he shut me out of the room while I was in the bathroom.
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That sucks Rosita!
I'd be pissed to, some people's lack of empathy can be so frustrating.
I recommend knocking really loud and repetitively :-)
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Pea Bear is going to go as a steam punk cowgirl outlaw.
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'ave that bastid walk the plank!
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That would require me to actually be able to confront people. Which is probably how it got this bad in the first place. Haven't been challenging other stuff like him using everyone else's dishes and then not cleaning them because he's too drunk/stoned, so he may have the impression that he can literally do whatever he wants.
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'ave that bastid walk the plank!
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboardDrag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
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'ave that bastid walk the plank!We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly tripKeelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
That's the spirit, now get em underneath the keel those barnacles ain't scrapin themselves off
Tiny T-Rex venting to his older sister after getting told to put his shoes on
"They're always treating me like a g@+&!&n jerk" (we don't obviously, he's in the strong adjective phase of adolescence)
Hears mom and dad laughing in the other room
"Great! Now they're laughing at me!"
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An addendum to my earlier posting about jokes.
Q: Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
A: Nobody.
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blast some noise at him and see how he likes it
(don't actually take my advice. im petty)
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Starting to realize that I have no idea how dating works anymore. The last time I was at the point I'm at now was probably 6 or 7 years ago.
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Thou should kick him verily in his nethers until he's regurgitating with gusto.
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I am so pissed off at my roommate right now. I'm trying to go to bed for the night, and he comes stumbling in at 3AM drunk as all hell, plops down on his bed, and starts blaring Netflix while noisily eating, then lights up some weed. I ask him to stop making so much g@!+@!n noise, and he can't even process that I'm talking to him. Then he passed out with the computer still blaring Netflix. He was up early this morning, though, blaring Netflix when I was trying to get a few more hours of sleep and still too stoned to process me telling him to use headphones or something. Then when I finally gave up of actually getting to sleep and got out of bed, he shut me out of the room while I was in the bathroom.
I hate to be mean but you could wait till he passes out; spill his beer over his computer. And when he wakes up just let him believe he wrecked his own computer.
As a plus the next time he wants to watch netflix he will do it in someone else's room.
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If you want to be Just and Righteous while getting revenge then quietly call the police on him while he is doing drugs.
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Starting to realize that I have no idea how dating works anymore. The last time I was at the point I'm at now was probably 6 or 7 years ago.
The very idea of dating again terrifies me.
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Sounds like you two need to attend Smooth B Quink's School of Love and Thassilon.
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I am so pissed off at my roommate right now. I'm trying to go to bed for the night, and he comes stumbling in at 3AM drunk as all hell, plops down on his bed, and starts blaring Netflix while noisily eating, then lights up some weed. I ask him to stop making so much g@!+@!n noise, and he can't even process that I'm talking to him. Then he passed out with the computer still blaring Netflix. He was up early this morning, though, blaring Netflix when I was trying to get a few more hours of sleep and still too stoned to process me telling him to use headphones or something. Then when I finally gave up of actually getting to sleep and got out of bed, he shut me out of the room while I was in the bathroom.I hate to be mean but you could wait till he passes out; spill his beer over his computer. And when he wakes up just let him believe he wrecked his own computer.
As a plus the next time he wants to watch netflix he will do it in someone else's room.
Or... Tell him to keep it down.
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Sounds like you two need to attend Smooth B Quink's School of Love and Thassilon.
I think it's more that I am really enjoying being unattached right now. Dating? Ick! Boy germs! Cooties!
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At Tiny T-Rex's best friend's birthday party, bouncy castle, all the neighborhood parents.
Not really my scene, still everyone seems to know me, which is weird until I realize we've lived here 10 years.
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Yup I don't belong here with these people, I'm pretty sure all the moms got their helicopter back packs from the same store.
All the guys are already 6 deep and discussing the Packers, Bears and the meaning of life and how they're all tied to together in a rich tableau of Bart Starr, Brett Favre, Mike Ditka, Refrigerator Perry, and Walter Payton.
What about Dick Butkus? Dude! Gale Sayers? Mike Singletary? Mike Fencik?
Yup I don't belong here with these people, I'm pretty sure all the moms got their helicopter back packs from the same store.
All the guys are already 6 deep and discussing the Packers, Bears and the meaning of life and how they're all tied to together in a rich tableau of Bart Starr, Brett Favre, Mike Ditka, Refrigerator Perry, and Walter Payton.
Helicopter backpacks... hm... too techy for standard PF... probably either Numeria or a home-brew.
Bears are pretty awesome. Becoming a therianthropic one is one of my fictional life goals (specifically polar, specifically a half-celestial shade shadow spirit dire* polar bear therianthrope**).
Packers are pretty important: you can't be an adventurer without them!
Being part of a rich table is more or less what the "stereotype" of adventuring is all about!
A Bart(ender) that serves Stars sounds... cosmic.
Getting a Favor from Brett seems like standard RP stuff.
Giving a Ditto a Mike sounds a little too techy for standard Pathfinder, and more like Pokemon anyway... so that's probably a home-brewed campaign.
Refrigerators are great: I'm developing them in one game I'm a player in. Perish the thought of going without one!
And most adventurers want their Wallets to be Paid a Ton.
Over-all, sounds a like a solid PF, or at least RPG, conversation to me!
EDIT: for clarity and ninjas
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What about Dick Butkus? Dude! Gale Sayers? Mike Singletary? Mike Fencik?
But then I'd have to hear about Ray Nitshke, Aaron Rodgers, Reggie White and Leroy Butler.
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Sounds like you two need to attend Smooth B Quink's School of Love and Thassilon.
I'll take all the help I can get.
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Well the party was decidedly pro Bears, as our neighborhood has been flooded with younger urban hipsters from Chicago, so it wasn't the usual Wisconsin you bet'cha blah.
In other words, I actually had a good time, Pea Bear got a job babysitting this little girl up the street and I might actually have enough people for a twice a month adults only Hell's Rebels.
Tiny T-Rex bounced the night away in the bouncy castle.
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Also in one of those parental pride moments Nobodyshome is so great at bragging about, Tiny T-Rex was the only kid there that didn't need to be told to say "happy birthday" as soon as he got there he gave his friend a big hug and says "happy birthday my brother"
*sniff*
So proud!
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