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Scarab Sages

Late night DMing Kingmaker, but at least I got to annoy the piss out of my players with one of my monsters. Huzzah!!!

Scarab Sages

And apparently I get to horrify the rest of you with my nekkidness!

Scarab Sages

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Stoopid office chair! Why do you lock up on me?!?

Scarab Sages

All right, hopefully a short day today! Take it easy!


Going to head off to the bar today after work!!


Though before I do that, I have some story stuff to work on at home...

Shadow Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:
Late night DMing Kingmaker, but at least I got to annoy the piss out of my players with one of my monsters. Huzzah!!!

Did the same last night.

Added the Siege Terigris from Jason Nelson's Rushlight Beta to this year's annual tournament - the participating PCs were ushered one at a time into an arena where they fought (illusionary) monsters, and the trick was to see how many they could take out in two minutes. Monsters were rolled randomly from the Book of Forbidden Lore homebrew conversion of 3.5-IP locked monsters, Taig's Frightful Folio, the Book of Beasts - Monster Variations, and Kingmaker Chapter 5's bestiary.

Player one hacked his way through 15 rounds of beasties before surrendering to a Beholder.

Player two got through the first couple of encounters easily but then I rolled the toughest encounter in the box, First Blade. (Reflavored in this case to be a specially-created construct emblematic of the country's original founder, rather than a divine herald.) He surrendered after barely even denting her, at 8 rounds.

Player three to participate goes next week since we ran out of time. The first two were a Samurai and Cavalier respectively; three is an Eldritch Knight, he might go the whole way to Round 20 just on having more tricks up his sleeve.


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Hoy! Jagermonsters are back!

Shadow Lodge

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Hatz vur evrybody!


Dammit that should have been TOP!!!!!


Adorable Fuzzball wrote:
*Mew!*

[maniacally wriggling non-existent hands]

"Hehehehe... you're a cutie... cutie pie... for a PIE !"

Silver Crusade

Happy Friday from the left coast, It be a pirate poker night this saturday at me mateys ship, Rum not optional


Orthos wrote:
Hatz vur evrybody!

I forgot mine!

Grand Lodge

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Then you can't sit at the general's table.

Shadow Lodge

Clearly whatever plan you were enacting was a bad one.


My plan was getting out of bed. Back I go, I guess.


just skip a day


[startled by the sudden throng of voices around it, Bob darts its head all around... and then decides instantly to remove itself from the thread]

(it) POP !(s) ! (out of existence)


Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...


Drejk wrote:

Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...

I keep meaning to ask them if they've found Christ in their life and basically annoy them back. Of course, this wouldn't be a sensible way for our US cousins to annoy telemarketers.


After hearing to one trying to sell me an insurance I feel as if I was covered in some sort of slime.


DSXMachina wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...

I keep meaning to ask them if they've found Christ in their life and basically annoy them back. Of course, this wouldn't be a sensible way for our US cousins to annoy telemarketers.

Meh. I don't want my bank to record that. Unless I will plan on changing the bank.


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DSXMachina wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...

I keep meaning to ask them if they've found Christ in their life and basically annoy them back. Of course, this wouldn't be a sensible way for our US cousins to annoy telemarketers.

That's why you go for the weird.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?"
"I'm sorry, I cannot discuss monetary transactions with you until I consult my oracular parakeet."
"...This line isn't safe, you know."


Scintillae wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...

I keep meaning to ask them if they've found Christ in their life and basically annoy them back. Of course, this wouldn't be a sensible way for our US cousins to annoy telemarketers.

That's why you go for the weird.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?"
"I'm sorry, I cannot discuss monetary transactions with you until I consult my oracular parakeet."
"...This line isn't safe, you know."

"Have you gotten all your Snmgfiehp shopping done yet?"


As an update, John Oliver Shafer passed away last night at 19:25 CST, surrounded by family.
He was a great man. I've not met his like since, both strong and humble.
He was a great father and grandfather, and will be sorely missed.

Thank you all for the prayers and well wishes.


Rest in peace.

Shadow Lodge

Sorry to hear, but at least his suffering is over.

Silver Crusade

One of my great regrets was not being there when my grandfather passed.May he rest in peace

Sovereign Court

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DSXMachina wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Meh. Telemarketers. The more they push the more I want to tell them what they can do with their offers.

It would be simpler if I would be less trying to be nice and had less compunctions about being rude...

I keep meaning to ask them if they've found Christ in their life and basically annoy them back. Of course, this wouldn't be a sensible way for our US cousins to annoy telemarketers.

My grandpa getting calls trying to sell him new siding for his house. He would say he wasn't interested and they would ask him what he had on his house currently.

Finally he got sick of it.

"What kind of siding do you have now, sir?"

"Fur."

"...er, excuse me?"

"Fur. Great with the snow. Warm, quite insulating. It kinda smells funny when it rains, though."

"*#&$@*&%" * click *

My grandpa considers that a win.

Sovereign Court

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It's so hard to lose someone. I have been fortunate - I got to know all my grandparents. It sounds like he lived a good life. I hope you and your family can take great comfort in each other and your memories with him.


hi everyone,

back home save and very happy to be back with my wife


a guy I have shared an office with some 10 years ago is in a tv add together with the Nationalteam to suport voluntary work in sport clubs
ot airs before wvery national game


my dad is in Cologne to watch the WorlCup qualifiing match against Ireland, which is funny because I came back from Cologne,we must have passed each other on the Autobahn A3


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ZLATAN!!! Angst-level dropping...


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

Yes. 2-1 and revenge on the Austrians. Take that Andreas Herzog!


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

And Iceland are second in their group with 1 game to go.

Here's hoping the Norwegians are polite enough to lose on Tuesday so they stay there and make it at least as far as the play-offs.

Scarab Sages

Yeergh!


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Arrgh!

Shadow Lodge

Bleargh!


Eakratz!


Thpppppt!


Jess Door wrote:

My grandpa getting calls trying to sell him new siding for his house. He would say he wasn't interested and they would ask him what he had on his house currently.

Finally he got sick of it.

"What kind of siding do you have now, sir?"

"Fur."

"...er, excuse me?"

"Fur. Great with the snow. Warm, quite insulating. It kinda smells funny when it rains, though."

"*#&$@*&%" * click *

My grandpa considers that a win.

Love it!

I have a favorite response to those pesky people who SWEAR they aren't trying to sell you anything, (Yeah, Right) they just need a few minutes of your time for a telephone poll.

"May I ask you a few questions?"

"Certainly. I specialize in telephone consultations. I charge $200 an hour with a two hour minimum. Where shall I send the bill?"

"Um,..." *Click*

:)


Blaghlarg!

Colombia just tied us 3-3 on the last moment. Well played, you bastards.

Oh well. We can still classify to Brasil 2014 if we beat Ecuador next week.


Follow the shiney bright ball of light and have a good weekend everyone.


Follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Back from friend's birthday.

There was some fun watching some old photos from bygone parties.

Shadow Lodge

Laptop isn't working out. Should have checked the specs more carefully before buying.

Thankfully, I can take it back within 15 days for a full refund, AND they're having a sale this weekend that brings another, much more what I need laptop down to a reasonable $500. Between spare cash on hand and the refund from the laptop, should be an easy swap. Hoping I can get everything back off the laptop tonight and take it in tomorrow, but if not will have to do it during my lunch break on Monday (which thankfully is still part of the sale time).

Silver Crusade

That sucks man, I have nothing but good things to say about my chromebook


Deepest sympathies, kryz.


Deepest sympathies, kryz. May he rest peacefully.

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