Claw's hardly picky about what he puts in his gob, as you well know.
Apparently, he's dead, or at least that's what his wives told me.
Strong, soft yet manageable salon-quality Pogonos will live in our hearts forever.
>.>
What is the square root of nine?
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What is the square root of nine?
A busty alien clone in Star Trek.
O good. We know a song about that.
Oh Yekb, oh Yekb, oh Yekb Kirk,
Du zalst nisht gloybn in di fremd brust
Kuk di fremd in di pnim, ir gibon,
Haltn di prime direktiv in deyn hoyzn, hey hey.
Isn't that always the way.
:(
*EXTRA MURDEROUS RAMPAGE + EAT CLAW!*
Don't do that!
Giant monkeys are in season, and Bloodfang has a valid permit. I don't see what the problem is.
Oh... I thought he was going after Vidmaster7.
*less interested in winning than in the fact that the beast's immortality means he can eat them more than once.*
So did I, oh well, Bloodfang is more the fool if he thinks that he truly stands a chance. My beasts are all magical of nature and cannot be defeated. The only true way to win is if Bloodfang teamed up with (and not betraying) my enemies, such as the Good Wizard, Aduro.
She-Ra is the Good Wizard?!
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No Pulg, She-Ra is a demigod (the very one YOU cast aside when you found out that the girl was your own daughter, this is going back a few years ago when you were the all-powerful deity of hamsters).
*Sees Bloodfang get his jaw snapped, his tail broken off and his body crushed, which kills the dinosaur (even if only temporarily).*
Poor, poor, Bloodfang. The evil beasts of Malvel cannot be defeated by mortals, not anymore at least, only good beasts have the power to soundly defeat them. And from what I can tell, if Bloodfang was a magical beast, he seems to be an evil because he seeks to willfully cause mayhem and destruction. Whereas good beasts only protect.
What Aduro wants at this point is the Long Proop of Welcome.
Go for it.
OK.
proooOOOOOÒÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*silences the fairy by surprise shanking it through the heart*
POOG!!!!!!
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I'd wish you an extremely happy birthday and many delightful returns, except that some poxy goblin has stabbed Fairy Trombonist No. 61/76, which will mean yet another round of auditions.
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Excellent idea!
Or, at least, we could insist that all applicants had DR 5/- as a minimum.
I'd go with the DR 5/-.
The invincible ones have too many demands.
I have certain Demands of Belphegor.
I have filled those Demands to perfection My Lady.
Aduro, See above.
{Enters the Sadisto-Citadel of Ultimate Blood. Throws black, spiked helmet on peg}
Honey, I'm ho-ome!
Don't clamp my balls!!
Do I get to participate, or will I be forced to only listen.
Yes, time in the winner's circle would do me a world of wonder.
Sounds like all of you need a session with you know who.
Hauboy, are you in for a good time. *Cracks mental knuckles*
GoatToucher's after me, too, so you may wish to stock up on your narcotic of choice beforehand.
I believe that Dr. Gettin' Siggi With It was particularly fond of Columbian Disco Talc.
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*Joins Aduro at a nearby table and both take out their pipes to start smoking.*
Ashen Hawthorne really is the only thing to smoke if you don't want any nasty side effects.
*While Aduro blows smoke rings that change colour and seem to play hide and seek with each other, Malvel blows smoke rings that change into miniature versions of his beasts.*
*shanks rabbits, trolls, rats*
Poog make BBQ tonight! Much feasting!!
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I'll stick to my own broth all the same thanks.
*Takes out a tin of premade food from one of the robe pockets, opens up the tin and pours out the contents into a conjured saucepan.*
Here we go, it's not much of a meal but, it's something.
*Cooks the food for twenty minutes, conjures up a bowl, pours out the contents from the saucepan to the bowl, magical away the tin and the saucepan. Finally, conjures up a fork to eat the food.*
Nothing like a tasty bowl of lightly salted beef chunks, chicken pieces and noodles in a delicious gravy like sauce!
*Eats the food at an enjoyable pace.*
Looks like I missed some rampaging.