A bold statement
You want some brain fertilizer? Will make those zombie spores you just planted grow twice as fast!
Funny enough your not the first one that has tried to plant seeds in my I think their was a pine cone girl that tried it too.
It worked, didn't it? I assume that is a rhododendron bush and not actually your beard.
We really won't know for sure until it starts sprouting
.... After that, we will attend to GoatToucher.
That's no peanut butter, that's Bleached Otyugh!
That's not Bleached Otyugh! That's TV's Kevin James!
I Have never liked Kevin James. Just something about him.
How about Kevin Spacey?
A national treasure.
Probably not him either.
Kevin Carr, of 57 Cobham Terrace, Rotherham, South Yorkshire?
That prick? F!&~ that guy.
Did you guys hide this thread from me I had to back track my comments to find it. Tired of me winning eh?
You know nothing, Vidmaster7.
Hey Hey my last name is not snow and I am not a B!@#$%!
I'll say!
I felt like I accomplished something at least.
Victory is fleeting.
For you, certainly.
It has its ups and downs.
Eh the glass elevator was not nearly as good as the first one.
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What can he say except you're welcome?
Well, he could say [REDACTED] but that would likely get him arrested in 47 states and the District of Columbia.
...And a 'golden ticket' to GoatToucher Island!
"...Run home, Charlie! run as fast as you can!"
All peoplez run! Horde of ogrez coming, they be wanting to rape everything!
:(
*Runs as fast as he can*
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That's the thing isn't it, even if the remake is more accurate to the book, it'll never feel as classic as the original movie. Oh Vidmaster7, by the way, I was implying that you are the Polynesian trickster god Maui.
What can I say except Your Welcome!
Leaves the field after setting up DARPA's gay bomb. When the ogres arrive, she detonates the bomb remotely.
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Lost me on that one.
But anyways
I see what's happening, yeah
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
The DARPA gay bomb is such a beautiful miscalculation. Still, if there ever was a time to use one, an oncoming brutality of ogres sounds like it.
Sounds like some ogres are about to be super confused.
Hey guys! I found this bomb covered in flashing lights and detonated it early!
Isn't that great!?
Such a colorful explosion.
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The detonation has had an unforeseen environmental effect:
It's raining men.
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Safe under my rainbow nuclear umbrella, I will survive, hey hey.
Hallelujah?
Amen!
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On other news I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor the other night
At first I was afraid! I was petrified!
She's a medusa?
A medusa lich?
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Thank goodness I'm safe in my castle!
*Looks out the window and sees someone running at the ogres in a determined manner.*
Doktor Verruckte! What are you doing?
*Bears witness to an unholy sight that causes self to burst into flames, then resurrects self.*
GoatToucher really is a good teacher, I just wish that Doktor Verruckte didn't do THAT out in public. Even GoatToucher has standards.
All of this talk of the disco era makes me want to dance!
:begins to disrobe: