Message Board Troll has a fuzzy butt himself, so it's fine.
Message Board Troll has a fuzzy butt himself, so it's fine.
No. If it's okay for some, it's okay for all.
I'm okay, so I win.
If you really are okay, then why don't you sing a song about lumberjacking?
Are you two separate sheriff gorillas?
He divides his time between 2 towns separated by a river that is 1/2 mile across.
The name of that river? Liberty.
Intentional beard!
The unknown mustache
He knows too much! Guards, detain him!
RM 1: "Alright, alright!. Keep your bloody hair on - we're going"
RM 2: {Under his breath} "Oi, Keith! What does Ribena-Face want?"
RM 1: "I dunno, Ron. Something about moustaches and torture"
RM 2: "He should have said 'Guards, sieze him', then, shouldn't he?"
RM 1: "Yes, Ron, you're right. Seems like nobody cares about tradition, these days" *Sigh* "Come on. Let's get on with it"
* sneaks up behind MBT, grabs his head in my powerful jaws, shakes him like a rag doll with such force that he quickly loses consciousness, then proceeds to stomp on him until every bone in his body is reduced to jelly before dropping him in a volcano *
Call me "Fuzzbutt", will you?
Fuzz off, animatronic coocoo... :P
Can I interest anyone in some fresh baked troll jelly cakes?
Call me "Fuzzbutt", will you?
Well, if that's what you want me to do, Fuzzbutt.
Some people just don't learn. Sigh.
* Grabs Jokey by the neck, crushing his throat. I then proceed to rip off each of his arms and legs and drops each in a separate volcano before dropping his torso into the Marianas Trench. *
I guess if his torso ever manages to float to the surface we can start calling him "Bob".
*Skydives back into the thread*
I sea that you're all fired up about this!
As are you....
*Firebolt to Jokey's face*
Toasty....
Couldn't you have got GoatToucher to rub him with barbecue sauce before you toasted him?
As are you....
*Firebolt to Jokey's face*
Toasty....
That's one hell of a right arm you've got on you!
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No, no! I was a Counselor at Camp Not-See. It was for blind kids!
HA! NOT SEE CUZ THEY'RE BLIND AND CAN'T SEE!!! WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF HAWHAW!!!
* grabs MBT and Jokey, stuffs them in garbage bags full of ice, and drops them in the middle of Antarctica *
Would you two just chill out?
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Oh no! It's spreading! Everyone run!
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That was cold, Teddy!
Ok, Jokey, I will admit - that did make me laugh a little.
Ivan Ahamzanvich?
Did someone say Russians?
Nyet! Nyet!
Da! Da!
BEEF!
*Jumps onto the bull's back to shove the blade into the bull's skull*
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*Snigger*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*Dies from laughing too much, awakens back in GoatToucher's lab.*
Oh, I'm here again, am I?
*Snigger*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*Dies from laughing too much, awakens back in GoatToucher's lab.*
Oh, I'm here again, am I?
You okay? You look a little touched in the head there!
BEEF!
*Jumps onto the bull's back to shove the blade into the bull's skull*
I am a Russian bull
Everybody hates my herd
I really don't know why
Is probably because I deserve it.
*Throws goblin off back, tramples, gores, then hurls into rabidly cheering audience, pausing only to ensure that Poog's red cape, silly hat and sparkly britches have been safely disposed of by Environmental Health officers*
...erh? Whuzzat, beef on longshanks be confuzing Poog with someone.
BURNING HANDS OF ZARONGEL!!!!
*FWOOSH*
Quick dunk 'em in the lavacuzzi.
No! No! Dunk 'em in the lavabidet!
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I'm partial to the lavalympic swimming pool myself.
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I'm afraid that you're two periods short of an ellipse. To the Lavalympic Swimming Pool you go!