You're right, what IS important, is that you hide in the closet (your choice of closet) and you never,EVER,come out.
Oh he comes out all right, but only children can see him.
Congratulations, you've just killed off your non vampire self and childhoods of multiple individuals (including me and yourself).
Wait then how do we see him?
Because there's a child that lives inside each of us.
They can survive being swallowed whole, yes?
Beware! If they have a light slashing weapon and can roll 18 or over on a D20, they can escape, killing you in the process.
I regenerate so I'm good also I don't eat children so that too.
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"Done", he says.
I see no celeriac.
Done, my hairy bottom. Try harder.
Your account must have been hacked by a chinese-hacker. It's out of my hands now.
You never had any hands to begin with.
5,000,000 years ago I did. Evolution is a b%!++.
Yes, now that's more like it!
Scary hairy.
Shut it down, you big fat clown.
he who shalt be named... in yellow
He Would Benefit From Using Dr. Pirate's Spring Dew Maiden Hair Removal Poultices, Accept No Imitations.
Picaroon-with-a-Waiting-Room?
Picard said, "Don't play ball on the bridge."
Dr. Crusher responded, "Marsha is the problem."
Incongruous Food-for-a-Mongoose.
Picard paused in thought, and then said, "I have noticed a change in her behavior since returning from the trip to Hawaii."
Darn It High G i'm a doctor not a travel agent.
Arrh, why not be both?
All aboard for the Colostomy Cruise.
Did somebody say "colostomy"?
Dr. Crusher echoed his concern, "Yes, being lost
in the caves with an evil tiki idol has apparently
induced lingering emotional trauma."
Evil tiki idol would be a good alias.
So would Eric The Half An Orc.
It's me! I am the winner!
*Luis Loza hears a polite knock...from his Closet*
Guess again.
*Yawn*
What a nice cat nap.
Oh, how did I get in the back of the line?
I think Pulg almost won this thing.
I was narrowly beaten by an official www.paizo.com samurai.
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