*looks hungrily at the count*
I'm pretty sure he isn't kosher, if that makes any difference to you. He'll ruin your diet, as well.
I swear every time I see that avatar and name my mind goes to a gross place and I wish it wouldn't
Show us something new instead!
Oh no.
I really, really, really shouldn't have said that.
I'm far to frightened to click that link.
You'll have to go to Walrus Hell too, in that case.
That is an awfully specific hell to have to go to I feel. especially if you aren't a walrus.
Well that may seem to be true from the non-euclidian point of view I however feel the addition of a bow would do little for my outward appearances.
Anything of interest happening around here?
(Looks around)
(Sips from coffee)
Not much new, it seems.
*Picks up the banana-with-a-string from his shoulder*
Gorilla Grodd is over there, you know.
We know. We're trying to create half-fiend gorillas, which is where you come in. Sadly, despite that tempting banana, he doesn't seem to be interested. Maybe some of Dr. GoatToucher's Never-Fail Volcanic Libido Liniment would help?
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*Briefly stops enjoying the banquet to speak.*
As someone who knows Gorilla Grodd, I must warn you that he is not an individual you wish to make angry. Play to his hubris if you must, he considers himself a genius first and an ape second, but you would be better off going after those that fail him. He has been known to pay most generously to have his incompetent henchmen taken away and punished. Now if you'll excuse me.
*Goes back to enjoying the banquet, ready to meet the new year (and possibly the win).*
It's an omen. You obviously need to convert your home into a trap-filled dungeon and barricade yourself in it.
Or, you know, don't cuddle with snakes.
Gonna INTERRUPT Sissyls win here.
More time than you got.
that time sure.
Yeah.
quite.
As you say.
I do say.
You don't say?
We all say.
Nope. Just me and him.
I have nothing to say.
I think im allowed to break out viking speak I got the beard for it.
*breaks out a red mushroom, eats it, puts on a horned helmet, roars out her berserk rage and cleaves IHIYC with a mighty axe*
Dammit. I don't have the beard for it. Sorry.
but that is ok axes and berserker rages are like the next best thing to a beard.
Awww thanks.
No problem.
Bearded axes are a thing, y'know.
Failing that, Sissyl and Vid could go into partnership. Imagine - a berserker with an equally berserk beard fighting alongside them, eidolon style!
I don't know about being sissyl's eidolon...
Hmm Yeah gonna lead towards sissyl if those are my options.
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Vidmaster7 and Sissyl sitting in a tree..
* gets smacked in the back of the head by Grandpa Wonderbra *
Ok, I'll stop.
*uses her eidolon ball to recall Vid*
Thanks, Vid. I'll let you rest until the next eidolon battle. Maybe we'll reach FaWTL6 city gym tonight.
I'm there every night, pumpin' iron and oilin' me pecs. It makes them go faster and reduces friction.
You think you're fit and you have hair?
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My money's on Sissyl and Vidmaster taking the gym.
* hands Sissyl a bag containing potions, elixirs and various magical trinkets to assist in her battle *
Uh... pika pika?
Hey none of that now. The trainers aren't around we can take it easy.
Yeah, okay. Here's some slime mold for you. Just make sure it doesn't run away now, you hear?