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But weirdos with the bluest of blue blood imaginable.
Which is why I should probably stop drinking anti-freeze.
Never did Grandpa any harm. He was still at it when they cut off his head and stuffed his mouth full of garlic in 1982, and even then he was running around the police station for a good 10 minutes before they managed to put him down with a well-aimed silver baguette to the heart.
Don't call bears, bears will call you!
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Who wants to play Milton Bradley's classic game, Kludge?
I'll take the Vantablack "Arch-Anti-Bishop Pineapple" token.
Uh-Oh! Better do The Time Warp again!
*Draws, in sequence:*
The ytterbium top hat...
...1 "BANG!"...
...Stasis...
...a "Data Laughing" Interrupt...
... wedges of Cheez...
... Clue Tokens...
...an Embers of Muuat War Sun with upgrade, carrying Fighters and Mechs...
...the Oceanic Republic's secret code...
...the falling statue-trap figurine...
...a Porygon...
...and "The Fool"
Wellll, then! I'd say it was:
Zanthia, IN the pocket universe of Verdry, WITH the Corak-In-A-Box!
o_O
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Ah Comte de Malodor and my dear Lady Blackmoor, it is good to hear from you both again. Tell me, after reading my most recent posts (excluding the one at the top of this page), how do you think The Pagemaster should be remade and what would it be like as a Pathfinder campaign?
I'm sure it would make an excellent, if very different, Pathfinder campaign; to the best of my knowledge, The Pagemaster was the title of Uncle Honore's autobiography, documenting his adventures with the young men at Louis XVIV's court, which was burned by the public hangman and is now thoroughly illegal to possess.
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I drew the pictures!
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In crayon.
The bear is mightier then the sword.
I see that IHIYC and ALL of his aliases have picked up on what I've been doing. Neat.
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance, and bears.
This is the best one.
...
*looks around*
...WHAT?
Heh its a water bear.
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Madam, in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be a bear.
Four score and seven bears ago...
Harry Potter stepped in front of Picard. He turned to the view screen
covering the front section of the bridge.
Darth Vader's black helmet head stood immobile. In an instant, Harry
pointed his wand and screamed, "Sectum Sanctum!"
A bolt of green energy flared across the space between the Enterprise
and the Warbird in which Darth Vader stood.
Let me tell you a story about how Harry Potter's wand and Darth Vader's Force don't mix together very well.
Let me tell you a story about how Harry Potter's bear and Darth Vader's bear don't bear together very bear.
One does not simply walk into bears.
Give a man a bear and you feed him for a day; teach a man to bear and he'll eat for the rest of his life.
I thought we were proudly sponsored by both Victoria's Secret and the Purina pet food conglomerate.