Sanity is in the eye of the beholder.
Speaking of that... [flips through the Tome of Horrors Complete]
What ? No beholder ! Drat !
[casts Disintegrate with its Wand of Eyestalks(TM) on Charles Scholz nonetheless]
There ! Nothing personal and no hard feelings, Charlie. It's just that I can't let you win... because I'm the winner here !
You need to cool off, Q.L.
Here: munch some grass ! It will do you good.
Ho, and about that winning thing... How can I put it gently...
I win. That's not hard to grasp. I stand unbowed in my winningness despite some people's stubborn refusal to admit it.
What is all this Whinning I keep hearing. Are there some horses here?
ALL YOUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO US!
You can have all the other threads. You just leave this one alone.
Yeah.
YAAR, if anyone be gettin' all tha threads, it should be me!
ALL YOUR POSTS ARE BELONG TO US.
ALL YOUR ALIAS ARE BELONG TO US.
ALL YOUR HOMES ARE BELONG TO US.
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ALL YOUR WINS ARE BELONG TO US!
I agree with you, Gran Rey de Los Improbable Name.
And I overcome you... by winning... again !
Mwahahahahaha !
Hehehehehe !
Tsk tsk tsk... didn't your Mom teach you that this kind of laughter is the sign of a villain?
And, in the end, villains don't win. Ever.
Neither do henchwomen.
My mom was the greatest of villain herself !
Look at what I've become under her tender but ultimately misguided tutelage.
Ggggggg ! Aaaaaaack !
In penance, I shaved my head. But now, when I look myself in the mirror each morning, I'm afraid (and, I can't help but notice, I have a vaguely oriental cast... why is that ?)
...
I jest of course.
I was born that way !
Wild, hu !?
(Also, maybe I need a little more sleep, and a little less web forum games. Hmmm.)
Yeah, go on to bed, Quiche. I'll keep an eye on things here. The thread will still be here in the morning. And if it's not...then it means I won.
Don't you mean that it means I won?
Nope. You didn't win.
I think you may find that your information is out of date.
Oops, your info is 4 hours old and no longer valid.
A challenge? to MY supremacy? You. Will. Fail!
I know everything. Now give it to me before you hurt yourself.
Smoking is bad, mmkay?
I'm already dead, what do I care about lung damage?
*Lights up and attempts to take a drag. Fails.*
Dammit, I forgot that I don't breathe.
I'm sure that there's a rule stating that the winner has to be able to breathe. Therefore, I win.
They'd say I was mad, insane, trying to get the last post on an endless thread. 'FuelDrop? He's not all there. It's kind of sad really, he was one quite bright.' Well I'll show them. I'll show them ALL!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
Drives-by, takes win, later dudes!
I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize its a fake?
Could take quite some time. After all, his depth perception is next to nonexistent.
yeah. sucks to be a floating eyeball, though it begs the question: how was he holding the fake win in the first place?
Does it really matter?
Everything matters to someone.
NOT EVERYTHING
Shut up! you're just a figment of my deranged imagination!
...you people still can't accept the fact that I've won?
Can't a man argue with fragments of his own mind in peace around here?
THIS THREAD ARE NOT BELONG TO YOU.
In fact, you can't.
You don't appear peaceful when arguing.
That doesn't make it polite for people to come in and interrupt my insanity with some inane babble about how they're even more delusional than I am with this consistent belief that they've somehow WON. It's ridiculous.
Ah, but it's not my job to be polite in this thread.
Okay, I'll grant you that one.