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Fromper wrote:
...I'm so distracted I forgot about the alignment debate!

Let's all forget about the alignment debate.

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Maybe it's just me but does anyone else think Tarquin has just completly lost the plot?

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Kevin Mack wrote:
Maybe it's just me but does anyone else think Tarquin has just completly lost the plot?

That's kinda the point. He never had the plot. He thought the whole thing revolved around him, which is why he thinks Elan should be the primary hero instead of Roy. He doesn't realize that dealing with him was never more than a side quest for the Order.


...

Show-off.


V:
Still not showed up. Are the three fiends holding V up deliberately or not?


Lincoln Hills wrote:
Fromper wrote:
...I'm so distracted I forgot about the alignment debate!
Let's all forget about the alignment debate.

I had forgotten about it. Until you posted this. Dang.


Fromper wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Maybe it's just me but does anyone else think Tarquin has just completly lost the plot?
That's kinda the point. He never had the plot. He thought the whole thing revolved around him, which is why he thinks Elan should be the primary hero instead of Roy. He doesn't realize that dealing with him was never more than a side quest for the Order.

like I said earlier, zagnut.

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Rather than derail this thread, please take the alignment debate elsewhere.

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Tarquin's insistence on genre convention is endearing, but it's fun to see how rapidly it crosses the line into creepy puppet-mastery. As with Redcloak, if he doesn't do something unforgivable now and then, sympathetic fans might forget that he's a bad, bad man...

(Quick: Which one was a more hideous moment: "Eat her, then eat each other..." or "Kill all the ones in the crater"?)


Lincoln Hills wrote:

Tarquin's insistence on genre convention is endearing, but it's fun to see how rapidly it crosses the line into creepy puppet-mastery. As with Redcloak, if he doesn't do something unforgivable now and then, sympathetic fans might forget that he's a bad, bad man...

(Quick: Which one was a more hideous moment: "Eat her, then eat each other..." or "Kill all the ones in the crater"?)

While the other was creepier, it's evil creatures doing evil things to evil creatures.

The latter is more evil, as it's evil creatures doing evil things to (mostly non-evil creatures).

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Re: V and the fiends ...

Of course V has not shown up yet. As with any dramatic fight where a member of a group is delayed, the situation must seem dire at best if not out right lost before their arrival in order to maximize the effect of their entrance.

It's what I wish my son would have done ... Kilkil, make a note to look into delaying Elan for the final showdown. We can release him when I have the rest of his friends a their end of their collective trope.


Tacticslion wrote:
Lincoln Hills wrote:

Tarquin's insistence on genre convention is endearing, but it's fun to see how rapidly it crosses the line into creepy puppet-mastery. As with Redcloak, if he doesn't do something unforgivable now and then, sympathetic fans might forget that he's a bad, bad man...

(Quick: Which one was a more hideous moment: "Eat her, then eat each other..." or "Kill all the ones in the crater"?)

While the other was creepier, it's evil creatures doing evil things to evil creatures.

The latter is more evil, as it's evil creatures doing evil things to (mostly non-evil creatures).

Yeah, gotta agree. Redcloak's example is more gruesome, but Tarquin's is probably more dastardly.


Rogue Eidolon wrote:
But there is a new one, so you were right for the wrong reasons!

Sweet!


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Sara Marie wrote:
Rather than derail this thread, please take the alignment debate elsewhere.

Point of order here Sara.

The discussion is not accurately characterized as an "alignment debate." The issue being discussed is the behavior of one of the characters of the Order of the Stick and whether her killing of a rival in cold blood was appropriate due to her alignment.

Please explain to me how discussing the behavior of a character in Order of the Stick is not appropriate conversation for a thread on Order of the Stick.


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Fromper wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Maybe it's just me but does anyone else think Tarquin has just completly lost the plot?
That's kinda the point. He never had the plot. He thought the whole thing revolved around him, which is why he thinks Elan should be the primary hero instead of Roy. He doesn't realize that dealing with him was never more than a side quest for the Order.

Kind’a drives home the size of his ego, though. Epic-level evil lich sorcerer out to blow up the entire universe? Nope, he’s nothing but a trifling side-quest - the real plot is all about me, my family, and my relationship with my son(s).

Which just goes to show that Tarquin’s not just evil and genre-savvy, he’s also an egomaniacal ass.

...

... y’know, at this point I’m beginning to think that that might be the point that Rich is trying to make. Tarquin’s savvy has wrapped around itself and blinkered him to the truth of the situation: he’s so (Dangerously) Genre-Savvy that it’s become a form of Genre Blindness!

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A Game of Thrones style "holy s$%#, did that random pissant just kill Tarquin" would be a just way for him to bow out.

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Trace Coburn wrote:
Nope, he’s nothing but a trifling side-quest - the real plot is all about me, my family, and my relationship with my son(s)

Holy crap! Tarquin took out TV Tropes! I hope Elan has it all memorized. ;)

Spoiler:
Apparently they are in the midst of an upgrade. ;)


Hm. I wonder...

Is something going to come through that conveniently placed purple rift?


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Lincoln Hills wrote:

Tarquin's insistence on genre convention is endearing, but it's fun to see how rapidly it crosses the line into creepy puppet-mastery. As with Redcloak, if he doesn't do something unforgivable now and then, sympathetic fans might forget that he's a bad, bad man...

(Quick: Which one was a more hideous moment: "Eat her, then eat each other..." or "Kill all the ones in the crater"?)

Dude, all I'm going to say is that I'm impressed with your cojones posting this immediately after...

Sara Marie wrote:
Rather than derail this thread, please take the alignment debate elsewhere.

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I can't wait to see Rob Redblade and Murkon Lightninghammer.

'The safety of the world is meaningless if everyone is going to run around doing whatever they feel like, without regard for proper story structure.'

God Bless Tarquin


Anyone remember that weird eye that showed up in strip #698? That was more than 200 comics ago and we still haven't found out. I thought it was Girard at the time but he was dead long before then.


Generic Villain wrote:
Anyone remember that weird eye that showed up in strip #698? That was more than 200 comics ago and we still haven't found out. I thought it was Girard at the time but he was dead long before then.

It was drizzt spying on them i think. its the same color as his other magic, and nale knew they were in the middle of the dessert a few days before.


BigNorseWolf wrote:


It was drizzt spying on them i think. its the same color as his other magic, and nale knew they were in the middle of the dessert a few days before.

Ah, I never realized that, thanks! That's been bugging me for... however long it's been since that strip aired.

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I reckon once Xykon hears about him being called a 'sub-boss', he'll teleport over to Tarquin's room, kill him, then teleport back and continue the fight with the OOTS.

A fitting death, I'd imagine.


Uzzy wrote:

I reckon once Xykon hears about him being called a 'sub-boss', he'll teleport over to Tarquin's room, kill him, then teleport back and continue the fight with the OOTS.

A fitting death, I'd imagine.

Tarquin is the most savvy character in OotS history. If it came down to him vs. Xykon, I wouldn't count Tarquin out.

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Generic Villain wrote:
Uzzy wrote:

I reckon once Xykon hears about him being called a 'sub-boss', he'll teleport over to Tarquin's room, kill him, then teleport back and continue the fight with the OOTS.

A fitting death, I'd imagine.

Tarquin is the most savvy character in OotS history. If it came down to him vs. Xykon, I wouldn't count Tarquin out.

He's also cocky and not expecting anything like that. He thinks of Xykon as a sub-boss! He may be very genre savvy, but he's blind as to his actual importance in the world.

Also, mechanically, he's a high level fighter vs an epic level sorcerer.

Silver Crusade

Tarquin might just be epic level himself. The PCs are high level, and he took them on by himself outside the pyramid, and did well enough to force a retreat. Still, my money's still on Xykon if that fight ever did happen.

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Fromper wrote:
Tarquin might just be epic level himself. The PCs are high level, and he took them on by himself outside the pyramid, and did well enough to force a retreat. Still, my money's still on Xykon if that fight ever did happen.

And it would be justice for it to happen off panel!

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I'm actually picturing that, and although it's a little too creepy for Rich's usual style, it would make for a nice dramatic/comical scene:

Xykon: I'm not even killing you because you're a threat - I'm killing you just because it'll be funny to see that stupid bard's face when I send your zombified corpse shambling at him. And here's the best part: I'm going to kill you off panel."
Tarquin (assuming "Khaaaaan!" pose): Nooooooo!

Silver Crusade

Of course, this is all based on the incorrect assumption that Xykon currently knows or cares that Tarquin even exists.


Fromper wrote:
Of course, this is all based on the incorrect assumption that Xykon currently knows or cares that Tarquin even exists.

True. He didn't even remember who his enemies were when he saw them again.

Sovereign Court

yeah, but if any of the OoTS say anything to Xykon re: Tarquin saying he's a sub-boss, I bet he would be able to find him. ;)


Shadowborn wrote:
Fromper wrote:
Of course, this is all based on the incorrect assumption that Xykon currently knows or cares that Tarquin even exists.
True. He didn't even remember who his enemies were when he saw them again.

I kind of thought he was trying to taunt them? Did I imagine that? I'd really thought the "I don't remember you" was an act to irritate Roy that one time. I could totally be wrong, though.

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Tacticslion wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
Fromper wrote:
Of course, this is all based on the incorrect assumption that Xykon currently knows or cares that Tarquin even exists.
True. He didn't even remember who his enemies were when he saw them again.
I kind of thought he was trying to taunt them? Did I imagine that? I'd really thought the "I don't remember you" was an act to irritate Roy that one time. I could totally be wrong, though.

It's actually a tough call. While it did irritate Roy, Xykon does seem like the absent minded professor type when it comes to remembering people. When he and Roy first met, back in the early dungeon crawling days, Xykon really didn't remember the name of the guy he'd killed that inspired Roy's dad to swear an oath to stop him.


No, I think Xykon's just that forgetful and/or disinterested in most mortals. He needed frequent prompting to remember who Dorukan was, for example.

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Evan Tarlton wrote:
And Tarquin keeps on being himself.

OMG !!! Didn't see that one coming.

"Careful, you're starting to sound like Nale." Tarquin classy as ever.

And Belkar does it hit right on the nail. "Daddy issues" indeed. It should even be the title for the collected book.

zylphryx wrote:

That's disgusting! Even if he vomits it back up, how would you get it back in my veins? ... Some kind of funnel?

Ah Belkar ... :)

That weird pulsating purple gate looks more inviting every second, doesn't it ?

Also, concerning Xykon forgetting names, I guess it has something to do with low INT = poor memory.

Nice to know that Durkula has his praying for spells already organized. Does Nergal grant spells at dusk ?


The black raven wrote:


Also, concerning Xykon forgetting names, I guess it has something to do with low INT = poor memory.

I'm thinking wisdom is his dump stat, hence the poor memory. Makes sense with him having Redcloak around to keep reminding him of things.

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Shadowborn wrote:
The black raven wrote:


Also, concerning Xykon forgetting names, I guess it has something to do with low INT = poor memory.

I'm thinking wisdom is his dump stat, hence the poor memory. Makes sense with him having Redcloak around to keep reminding him of things.

IIRC, in the book of evil beginnings, Xykon mentioned noticing and not caring. Which is why I think WIS is not a dump stat for him (the noticing part). Also his anger at Wizards could be reflected in keeping a low INT as a matter of pride.

AFAIK he has no such antagonism towards divine casters (and thus WIS).


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I think one of the things Tarquin misses is that this isn't his story, and it's starting to blind him. It's the Order's story. It does fit well with how megalomaniacal villains operate in a tropeish sense, and yet Tarquin can't seem to see that either. It's both ironic and fitting at the same time.

Also I think this sets up a nice statement on the narrative of this whole thing. While it might use a lot of table top RPG elements it's still in the end it's own plot and is it's own story. While Tarquin might believe that it's possible to go to the next inn and get whole new adventurers we know that's quite impossible now. It would alter the very element of what the entire thing is about so it's quite impossible to replace Rory, Durkon, Elan, Haley, Belker, V, and the rest. Without them there is no story any more because they are the story. Without the group the whole thing is now meaningless. Tarquin is at the point he can't see that.

One of the downfalls of very smart and wise people, even genre savvy people, is if they aren't careful is that sometimes because of their wits they lose the ability to step back and say to themselves "I could be wrong". Whereas a person with lesser ability knows that and keeps that in mind. It's completely possible for a person to become so full of themselves because they are right and successful so often they can't comprehend their own flaws or mistakes when they do happen. I even see that in real life some times.

Elan might be almost as genre savvy, but when it comes between doing what's right he also doesn't care about that as much if they are going to conflict. If forced to do so he would cast that away in doing what’s good. Being the hero and doing good are paramount to Elan above how it comes about. It's an important difference between Tarquin and Elan I think.

Plus as far as tropes go one of the biggest rules with them is that there are always exceptions.

Either now or later in the strip I can see Tarquin coming to a bad end and having a rude awakening when it catches up to him. I can see it all going bad when he figures out, probably too late, that reality isn't what he perceives.

It would be a fitting end, especially if he doesn't end up the legend he thinks he will become. Even then, if he can avoid that fate ending up in history as a legendary jerk might not be such a good thing after all.


The black raven wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
The black raven wrote:


Also, concerning Xykon forgetting names, I guess it has something to do with low INT = poor memory.

I'm thinking wisdom is his dump stat, hence the poor memory. Makes sense with him having Redcloak around to keep reminding him of things.

IIRC, in the book of evil beginnings, Xykon mentioned noticing and not caring. Which is why I think WIS is not a dump stat for him (the noticing part). Also his anger at Wizards could be reflected in keeping a low INT as a matter of pride.

AFAIK he has no such antagonism towards divine casters (and thus WIS).

Isn't... Xykon a lich, and thus mage? That makes him either a sorcerer or wizard, I guess, but I don't recall if it was ever established one way or the other. Anyone?


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Sorcerer. He's referred to as such several times throughout the comic. The only specific example I can think of right now is when O'Chul gives Hinjo his gathered documentation of Xykon's spell list - "gathered one saving throw at a time" - he wouldn't be able to do that with a wizard, since their spellbook would be much more expansive than the spells they cast day to day. (Though a list of "most commonly memorized spells" would be equally useful, that's not the terminology O'Chul used.)

Also you can be a divine caster lich. The mythic lich in PF's own book is a cleric, for one example. And there were several cleric liches back in various 3.5 products.

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Drock11 wrote:

I think one of the things Tarquin misses is that this isn't his story, and it's starting to blind him. It's the Order's story. It does fit well with how megalomaniacal villains operate in a tropeish sense, and yet Tarquin can't seem to see that either. It's both ironic and fitting at the same time.

Also I think this sets up a nice statement on the narrative of this whole thing. While it might use a lot of table top RPG elements it's still in the end it's own plot and is it's own story. While Tarquin might believe that it's possible to go to the next inn and get whole new adventurers we know that's quite impossible now. It would alter the very element of what the entire thing is about so it's quite impossible to replace Rory, Durkon, Elan, Haley, Belker, V, and the rest. Without them there is no story any more because they are the story. Without the group the whole thing is now meaningless.

This reminded me of reading the DUNE series by Frank Herbert. I hadn't read them until about 5 years ago when a friend lent them to me, though I was familiar with the general story of the first novel from having seen the 1984 movie and the SciFi miniseries, but in any case I read the first three books and really enjoyed them.

Then I started in on God-Emperor of Dune, which has a time-skip of several THOUSAND years. Not only is every character you knew and/or cared about from the first three books long dead (with the exception of two, and those two being radically changed individuals from what they used to be), but the entire universe has changed. Almost everything is different. There are evolutionary versions of some of the old tropes of the Dune-iverse, but really pretty thin threads.

Maybe it got better later on, but I gave up on the book about a hundred pages in. The characters and setting I enjoyed were gone. This was an entirely new book, and one it turned out I wasn't very interested in reading.

Digression over. :)

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Tacticslion wrote:
Isn't... Xykon a lich, and thus mage? That makes him either a sorcerer or wizard, I guess, but I don't recall if it was ever established one way or the other. Anyone?

It is in the book of origins for the bad guys (Start of Darkness ?).

He is a sorcerer and gets murderously angry at the scorn and condescension that the very first wizard he meets has towards sorcerers. When he kills Dorukan in that same book, he has some of the best lines for playing a sorcerer that I ever read.

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Jason Nelson wrote:

This reminded me of reading the DUNE series by Frank Herbert. I hadn't read them until about 5 years ago when a friend lent them to me, though I was familiar with the general story of the first novel from having seen the 1984 movie and the SciFi miniseries, but in any case I read the first three books and really enjoyed them.

Then I started in on God-Emperor of Dune, which has a time-skip of several THOUSAND years. Not only is every character you knew and/or cared about from the first three books long dead (with the exception of two, and those two being radically changed individuals from what they used to be), but the entire universe has changed. Almost everything is different. There are evolutionary versions of some of the old tropes of the Dune-iverse, but really pretty thin threads.

Maybe it got better later on, but I gave up on the book about a hundred pages in. The characters and setting I enjoyed were gone. This was an entirely new book, and one it turned out I wasn't very interested in reading.

Digression over. :)

IMO, in addition to being a vastly different time (and thus universe), the writing style of the God-Emperor is very different from the previous books. Later books are different from them also, but tend to go back closer to the style of the first books, even after the universe has greatly changed once again.

It is something I appreciate in both Herbert and Tolkien's production that they could write books in differing styles.


The black raven wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Isn't... Xykon a lich, and thus mage? That makes him either a sorcerer or wizard, I guess, but I don't recall if it was ever established one way or the other. Anyone?

It is in the book of origins for the bad guys (Start of Darkness ?).

He is a sorcerer and gets murderously angry at the scorn and condescension that the very first wizard he meets has towards sorcerers. When he kills Dorukan in that same book, he has some of the best lines for playing a sorcerer that I ever read.

Share? In spoiler if needed? His "Power equals power" speech to Vaarsuvius is pretty good but I'm curious how this measures up.


The black raven wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Isn't... Xykon a lich, and thus mage? That makes him either a sorcerer or wizard, I guess, but I don't recall if it was ever established one way or the other. Anyone?

It is in the book of origins for the bad guys (Start of Darkness ?).

He is a sorcerer and gets murderously angry at the scorn and condescension that the very first wizard he meets has towards sorcerers. When he kills Dorukan in that same book, he has some of the best lines for playing a sorcerer that I ever read.

Suddenly between this and Orthos' post, I understand him - and his mien - better. It makes sense that he is the way he is. Neat!

(I'd been incorrectly thinking of him as a wizard this whole time. Sorcerer makes so much more sense.)

And yeah... I could see a sorcerer being really irked by wizards in general. It wouldn't really matter what his dump stat was, he would tend not to like people like wizards lording it up over him.

Reference Divine Liches: I... don't ever recall that, actually. I recall one goblin lich who was an adapt, but they're both arcane and divine. And the only liches I recall that had divine magic also had arcane.

Still, looking at the requirements, it's merely caster level 11 and not "arcane caster" or anything like that, so there certainly could be plenty that I've just forgotten. Thanks!


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Still need to roll that antipaladin lich BBEG to mess with my players.

"Why won't this death knight stay dead?!"


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Orthos wrote:
His "Power equals power" speech to Vaarsuvius is pretty good but I'm curious how this measures up.

Spoiler:

-You know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course. <Energy Drain>
-People think I'm stupid. Becuase I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Becuase I have no interest in strategy or tatics or contingency planning.
<Energy Drain>
-But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter.
-Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide.
<Energy Drain>
-In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tatics can succeed. All I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all.
<Energy Drain>
-Becuase yes, I am a sorceror - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die.
-You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day.
<Energy Drain!>
*Dorukan falls over dead*
-Damn, that felt good.

It's a pretty good speech. Although Rich has said it isn't critcal to reading the daily strip, I would recommend you read Start of Drakness if you can pick it up. It gives you a lot more detail on Xykon and Redcloak that's interesting to understanding what they are doing.

It also made me realize that Elan's right in pointing out to Tarquin just how much he doesn't know about what's going on.

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Start of Darkness is awesome. The absolute best part is Xykon's speech to Redcloak right at the end, but there are a ton of awesome moments in it.


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Drock11 wrote:
One of the downfalls of very smart and wise people, even genre savvy people, if they aren't careful, is that sometimes because of their wits they lose the ability to step back and say to themselves "I could be wrong".

.

In my personal life I've taken to calling this 'smartest person in the room syndrome' & it is likely one of the biggest reasons why my ex & I still can't stand each other. I would say it is much more an Intelligence thing rather than a Wisdom thing. Actually I would argue that high Wisdom in general precludes it, but that could simply be my interpretation of the difference between Wisdom & Intelligence.

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