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That is what you get for actually working.So *that's* why the triops look so happy and well-fed this morning...
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Exactly! See, you gotta be more like the FAWTLies. We don't do ANY work. EVAR. Ha-ha!
<checks to see if his boss has snuck up on him again>
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That is what you get for actually working.So *that's* why the triops look so happy and well-fed this morning...
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Exactly! See, you gotta be more like the FAWTLies. We don't do ANY work. EVAR. Ha-ha!
<checks to see if his boss has snuck up on him again>
I have today and the next two off.
Of course I am off most of the time anyway.
Chief Creative Officer, Publisher
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Totally Jäger. God, that sounds good right now.
Hey, here's a gift to keep you busy: Elrik Morna, a doodle I did for pretty much no reason. He is totally, absolutely not like anyone in existence, EVER, no matter what you hear or think to the contrary. And in case you didn't see it earlier, Seltyiel just got Powered-UP in full color.
I'll be up for a bit, it seems, so if you got requests... :D
Love it.
No one cool lives in Bellevue, though. Certainly not me.
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Erik, you'll have to tell us if your drive home was longer than your flight.
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Hey, here's a gift to keep you busy: Elrik Morna, a doodle I did for pretty much no reason. He is totally, absolutely not like anyone in existence, EVER, no matter what you hear or think to the contrary.
Is it bad that I would buy a set of paper minis that included that kind of figure? Tavern Patrons or something like that.
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And if Mr. Spicer is out there...
I am. And I'm glad "Sanctum of the Serpent God" kept you entertained while snowed in. 'Cause it would've been that much worse if the manuscript had sucked.
Rob has a present waiting on his desk. "Sanctum of the Serpent God" is pretty, pretty awesome.
I am SO looking forward to seeing how this one turns out.
Turns out, by the by, Mr. Spicer and Mr. McCreary are damn good at their jobs. Might have to give them a salary bump up to four magic beans.
I'm totally going to hold you to that. My wife is currently out of a job. We can use every bean we can get. ;-)
Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder
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No one cool lives in Bellevue, though. Certainly not me.Sorry. Ballard. That's right, right?
Or France? Or Mars? Or Leng? Or something?
I definitely know it's a place.
I don't sleep much.
Glad you like it, though!
I was going to post that Erik didn't live in Bellevue, but I thought that perhaps he wouldn't want everyone to know where he DID live...
Ashton, it's good to see that you've started this little project. I believe we talked about you turning Paizo staffers into characters quite a while ago, correct?
Well done, btw.
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4:30: I ventured out onto the scary, yeti stalked roads while the sun was still dripping a paltry amount of heat. Although things were still scary in places and I had to pump my brakes in a few spots, I managed to escape Paizo Island without incident or fanfare. Thanks to everyone who kept me sane through the wee, haunted hours of the night. Now it's time to rest and read the deities chapter of the World Guide. There's much to do and who knows when the freezing fingers of Father Frost might try to claim us again.
The End?
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As soon as you "fall asleep," though, you'll wake up to realize that your escape from Paizo was the dream and that you're not only still here at the office, but that your skin has been converted entirely into triops eggs and the hungry spawn are fatting nicely upon the tangy wisps of your dreaming mind. Waking up, and thus robbing them of their sustenance, will drive them into a final orgiastic frenzy of burrowing. The pain will be nothing compared to the deep in-bone itch.
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...discovered - SHOCK! - booze! ...Not a twist off! Foul play! I don't carry a bottle opener - do I look like a frat boy... or Jason? And every time I try the whole table edge slap thing I end up with wounds, so that's right out.
You just need more practice, Wesley-san. "Desktop, cap off" [/Miyagi]
...or, a new cap. (Put it on your list to Santa.)
...My office faces a U.S. Postal Service Distribution Center. I don't exactly know what that is - though the name doesn't make it a great mystery - except that they don't like it when you try to mail a package there. It's also surrounded by fences and gates and scary no trespassing signs. It's also surprisingly busy right now. I hope that's normal...
(Just going by the two I've been in...) Not much mysterious goes on there, but severe grumpiness is often a major byproduct. It's likely they aren't set up for direct-customer/storefront transactions. They do take security very serious, but I doubt you'll find anyone armed there, except (maybe) a security guard or two and some of the truck driver-contractors. And they are usually very busy this time of year.
And if you have a package to mail, do it from the website. No lines, free delivery confirmation and free package pick-up by your carrier, and they'll even drop off free boxes for shipping if you request them.
Stay warm and safe!
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Wow, I guess I'm lucky I was the first to get snowed in, otherwise I might still be there with Wes, trying to share that little office couch.
He thinks just because he's the manager, that means he gets to be the big spoon...
Dude, be careful with your words. This board is full of shippers and we know what they've done to the iconics already.
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I did consider writing a short story entitled "Erik Mona's 100 nights" about a year or so ago...
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.....send.....bestiary......to....heeeeeeee.....theeeeeeee.......
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beee......sty.......a......reeeeee.....tooooooo
to.....heeeeeee......theeeeee
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Wow, I guess I'm lucky I was the first to get snowed in, otherwise I might still be there with Wes, trying to share that little office couch.
He thinks just because he's the manager, that means we get to spoon...
Fixed that for you.
And LEAVE ROOM FOR LITTLE MOI !
Yuum Wes Sandwich!
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Wow, I guess I'm lucky I was the first to get snowed in, otherwise I might still be there with Wes, trying to share that little office couch.Dude, be careful with your words. This board is full of shippers and we know what they've done to the iconics already.
Wes/James = Wames? Jeses? Weses? (Sounds a bit onanistic.) Suttersley? Schnutter?
There may be more possibilities, but we don't know what that F stands for...unless it's For shipping.
Hey guys, any nicknames we could use for ship names? Those are always fun.
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Uncomfortable...
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I am just sayin', taken completely out of context, THIS is one of the funniest messageboard posts ever. Avatar and all.
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Uncomfortable...
Do you need an adult? :)
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10:10: Raided Sarah's fridge and discovered - SHOCK! - booze! I'm sure that'll get the ol' red ink flowing.
Not a twist off! Foul play! I don't carry a bottle opener - do I look like a frat boy... or Jason? And every time I try the whole table edge slap thing I end up with wounds, so that's right out.
Hummm...
Bartender here, I carry one on my keychain... Hilarious read, btw...'
-Uriel
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Winter is coming...
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...and I hear chris is ordering more triops.
Ordering? No, no. I still have the eggs from the first, terrifying generation. They are incubating.
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Whoah, I totally missed what happened on this thread after I checked it last. O____o
Schnutter? Seriously?
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I'll have all the oh-so-worried parties know that two months after last year's debacle I moved a whopping 3 blocks away from Paizo.
If I'm sleeping in my office this year, then we've all got $@#% to worry about. :P
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~laughter~ For Wes.
