101 Uses for a dead poodle

[Xabulba]

List you favorite uses for a dead poodle.

1) Ear muffs
2) Tiger food

[Relkor]

3) Buffing Pad
4) Fertilizer

[celurian]

In Mexico there is a myth that cheap Tacos are made of dead dogs....so...

5)Taco meat

[Gruumash .]

6.) Chum: sharks love them.

[The Jade]

7) Pin-up for Hot Dead Poodle magazine

8) Poodle dress form

9) A wig for bald old folks who dream of having curly white hair like their peers

[Charles Scholz]

10) A Mop.

[Eyebite]

11) Comfy hemorrhoid pillow

[Prince That Howls]

12) Ambiance

[Irv]

13) Plastic trash can lid holder

[Xabulba]

Chew toy for other poodles

[Irv]

15) Hood Ornament

[Relkor]

16) Crab Bait

[Jelloarm]

17) Still a pet - sometimes you just have to tug the leash extra-hard.

[Gruumash .]

18.) A shag like carpet.

[Charles Scholz]

19) A 1 inch nap paint roller.

[Dale McCoy Jr]

20) Install Linux on it and use it to hack inside the Louvre's security system. (Hey if you can install linux on a dead badger, why not a dead poodle).

[Gruumash .]

21.) sponge

[Irv]

.22 test target.

[Relkor]

23) Trebuchet ammo.

[Irv]

24) kindling

[Llamafrog]

This thread is full of fail 'cause poodles don't die...

[Dread Lord Poodle]

25) Statement of personal disgust

[Eyebite]

26) Stocking stuffer for the guy who has everything

[Spotty Carpet]

I'm made of 47% recycled poodle. Most of that is clumps of shed hair.

[Xpltvdeleted]

28) Anniversary gift. Give along with a card that reads:

"Unlike this poodle, my love for you will never die!"

[khazan]

29) Footstool.

30) Adding four wheels, it makes a fine hobby horse toy for your least favorite nephew or niece.

31) Conversation-starter at your next cocktail party.

32) Boat anchor.

33) Mounted on post, it proves an effective scarecrow for the garden.

34) Alternate centerpiece at holiday dinner parties.

35) Doorstop.

[Charlie Bell]

36) Bludgeon for killing other poodles.

[Irv]

37) test weight for pressure plate type traps

[Havelock]

38) A warning to other poodles.

[Celestial Healer]

39) Stuff it and use it as a bed for other poodles.

40) Gut it and turn it into a cozy for a tissue box.

[Kobold Catgirl]

41. Can't you just be happy it's dead?
42. Some nice post decorations leading up to your door.
43. Halloween costume.
44. It beats a garden gnome.
45. Modern art. Particularly french modern art.

[Irv]

46) Placeholder for standing in line at Walmart on black Friday.

[Xabulba]

47) Cod peice for a metro-sexual barbarian.

[Reckless]

48. Cat toy
49. Scratching post
50. Vomit mop head

[Xpltvdeleted]

Xabulba wrote:

47) Cod peice for a metro-sexual barbarian.

LOL

[Irv]

51) Bore brush for a cannon

[Xabulba]

52) An avant guard purse

[Kobold Catgirl]

53. "No sympathetic animals were harmed in the making of this fur coat."

[Gruumash .]

54.) in a pinch it can make a decent shield.

[Charles Scholz]

Shoul have known. Even dead, poodles are useless.

[gran rey de los mono]

55) Undead's air un-freshener. Gives your new crypt a hint of that rotting corpse smell you love so much.

56) Put in the yard of a person you don't like. Call Police. Have them arrested for animal cruelty.

57) Remove the fur and claim it is a giant mutant rat you found.

58) Slap someone in the face with it to win an argument.

[ulgulanoth]

59. animated it and make it kill other poodles

[gran rey de los mono]

60. Stuff it into the hole in the dam, plugging the leak, saving the town from being swept away by a massive flood.

[gran rey de los mono]

61. Foot warmer.

62. Food for your pet maggots.

63. Observe the decompostion for your class in forensic science.

[gran rey de los mono]

64. Use it as a reason to hold a dead poodle keg party (my dog died, now I need to get drunk!).

65. Use it to try and get sympathy from attractive members of the opposite sex (my poor doggie died, now I need someone to help me get over the pain).

66. Use it to try and get sympathy from attractive members of the same sex (didn't want to leave anyone out).

[gran rey de los mono]

67. Llama repellent.

[Sissyl]

68. Remove it from the hole in the dam to sweep the village beyond away in a massive flood.

69. Comedy movie prop.

70. Training object for dead-poodle-dogs.

71. Treat for dead-poodle-dogs after a day of good sniffing.

72. Spike decoration outside town to warn other poodles.

[gran rey de los mono]

73. When combined with a really high Bluff check, you can claim it to be a rare and exotic creature from Far Far Away, and then sell it for much needed cash.

74. Stuff it with bread cubes, onions, and sausage, then roast. Serve as the main course of a traditional Poodlegivings Day Feast.

75. Throw it in the face of enemy spellcasters to disrupt them and force a Concentration check.

76. Use in lieu of roses when courting a Lich.

[gran rey de los mono]

77. Stop the draft under the front door.

78. Scare people with a dead poodle phobia.

79. Spin the hair into yarn and knit a sweater for your new poodle.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

80. shoe buffer