101 Uses for a dead poodle

[gran rey de los mono]

81. Cover for your golf clubs.

82. Hat.

83. Mittens.

84. Cozy spot for kittens to nap.

85. Oven mitt.

[andrew dockery]

86. Food....BBQ perhaps...

87. Skin it and make poodle dice bags.

[gran rey de los mono]

88. Swing it around to see if there is enough room to swing a dead poodle in.

89. Taunt a cat with it.

90. Use it as part of a Halloween costume (the man with a dead poodle for a head!).

[gran rey de los mono]

91. Use the fur to make a Santa Claus beard.

92. Sew it into a sack and use it as a pillow.

93. Special prize for the 1,000th visitor to your website.

94. Use it to make a political statement of some kind.

95. You can put it over there ->.

96. The perfect Christmas gift for the person who has everything (except a dead poodle).

97. Make an animatronic poodle out of it, program it to sing and dance.

98. Saturday morning television (Hey Kids! It's Dead Poodle Time!)

99. Make leather from the skin.

100. Use the leather to make a cover for your favorite RPG book.

101. Use it to put an end to this thread.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

102. conversation piece