I would like to see a DM actually try to run that

[Tensor]

My Cleric Order is going to offer a new service to raise revenue. We call it the iCleric app. For a monthly subscription fee of 50gp you get an app installed on your Gem of Communication. If you find yourself in need of healing, and the coast is clear, safe, and un-dangerous (as defined by the terms of you iCleric subscription contract) a member of our Clerical Order will teleport to you and heal all to the best of his or her abilities. What a savings...

[Ganryu]

It sounds like it would run at a loss. I don't remember but a teleport spell is a level 5 and that would be in addition to casting the healing spell :P

[Swivl]

I think you'd have to institute the standards a lot of businesses do today to make up for lost revenue, like contract periods, limits of services per month for costly affairs, charging by the mile, etc. and so on. Plus you can offer premium services for the rich, like creating and safekeeping of a clone and other resurrecty-type stuff. I say try it if you're actually interested in bookkeeping, otherwise it's too much work to be bothered with it.

[Xabulba]

[cough]Docwagon[/cough]

[Raelynn]

Xabulba wrote:

[cough]Docwagon[/cough]

^This is immediately came to mind. Of course Docwagon would also do hostile extractions for Platinum Customers. ;)

[Megan Robertson]

Hmm. I once ran a Cyberpunk campaign in which three different services akin to Shadowrun's DocWagon were conducting a turf war in the area where the players were based. An incident would occur, and 2 or 3 vehicles would swoop in and fight over who picked up the casualty!

My players took exception to this when one of them was the casualty...

... and used a sophisticated AI to misdirect the competing emergency services into a derelict area where they got ambushed and all the medical equipment stolen.

(My players spent very little time on the right side of the law, but had quite a prosperous operation going, based around a bar called the Neon Crocodile.)

[Crimson Jester]

Doc Wagon

It is a perfect fit to an Eberron game!