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Anyone else having problems loading Facebook?


GentleGiant wrote:
Anyone else having problems loading Facebook?

Oops, sorry. A couple of slaadi and a Jack wanted to see what happens if you turn a poodle loose in a server room.

Don't worry; we're on the case. We'll keep adding poodles every 5 minutes until Facebook response improves.

Yeah, it's been crapping out for several of us the last hour-ish.


Sorry. The exorcisms are taking longer than anticipated. Check back later tonight.


Yeah..........


I blame Zygna. And those who play Zygna products.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
GentleGiant wrote:
Anyone else having problems loading Facebook?

Oops, sorry. A couple of slaadi and a Jack wanted to see what happens if you turn a poodle loose in a server room.

Don't worry; we're on the case. We'll keep adding poodles every 5 minutes until Facebook response improves.

Yeah, it's been crapping out for several of us the last hour-ish.

I hardly think adding MORE poodles is going to give a positive effect in any given situation...


DEATH TO ZYGNA! DEATH TO ZYGNA!


It's all those glut of sock puppets on there. They weighed down the server. It was inevitable. Damn them! *shakes tree limbs furiously*

Liberty's Edge

Seriously, FB being down is putting a cramp on my social life. I can't get a hold of my wimmins if the server in my limo is broke...


GentleGiant wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
GentleGiant wrote:
Anyone else having problems loading Facebook?

Oops, sorry. A couple of slaadi and a Jack wanted to see what happens if you turn a poodle loose in a server room.

Don't worry; we're on the case. We'll keep adding poodles every 5 minutes until Facebook response improves.

Yeah, it's been crapping out for several of us the last hour-ish.

I hardly think adding MORE poodles is going to give a positive effect in any given situation...

{right eye still twitching} Now, now, Management has made their decision to stick to their plan. I know some of us don't agree, but we need to work together on this.

Besides {pops another xanax and a shot of Kahlua & coffee} what possible harm could come from stuffing hyperactive, humper-active, woolly canines into a room full of server racks that need to be kept cold? Don't answer that.

{pops out to Monster.com and begins updating escape plan, nee resume}


houstonderek wrote:
Seriously, FB being down is putting a cramp on my social life. I can't get a hold of my wimmins if the server in my limo is broke...

This! ;-)

Dark Archive

Free at last!


maniacal laughter

I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"


Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"

Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

He has a man crush on Shia Labeouf. Let him have his moment...

Liberty's Edge

I got to facebook! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

RPG Superstar 2012

houstonderek wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!
He has a man crush on Shia Labeouf. Let him have his moment...

I read on the Internet that Whedon was casting him as one of the Great Lakes Avengers.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

+1

MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIONS! BLAM! BLOOEY! PUUGH!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?


A Flaming Angry Fan Mob wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

+1

MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIONS! BLAM! BLOOEY! PUUGH!

A great example of what I'm talking about in terms of the man not taking himself seriously.


houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?

*shudder*

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?
*shudder*

I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.

Shadow Lodge

houstonderek wrote:
Seriously, FB being down is putting a cramp on my social life. I can't get a hold of my wimmins if the server in my limo is broke...

Dennis Ogre Baker likes your status

feel better?


houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?
*shudder*
I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.

I like such cariactures only when they refuse to take themselves seriously. Kinda like Michael Bay. Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.


0gre wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Seriously, FB being down is putting a cramp on my social life. I can't get a hold of my wimmins if the server in my limo is broke...

Dennis Ogre Baker likes your status

feel better?

BUT WE NEEDS TO SEE MOUNTAIN BIKING UPDATES!

HOOOOWL

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?
*shudder*
I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.
I like such cariactures only when they refuse to take themselves seriously. Kinda like Michael Bay. Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.

I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.


Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.
I like such cariactures only when they refuse to take themselves seriously. Kinda like Michael Bay. Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.

...who also delivered us abominations such as Armageddon and Pearl Harbor.


houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
maniacal laughter

:)

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm going to watch the Transformers Movie when I go home and pretend I'm busting a cap in facebook going "Fall...FALL!!!!"
Wait, WAIT?! Really? You hate on the Whedon, but you enjoy that Bay-sian P.O.S?!

Actually I meant the animated movie, but I did enjoy the first Bay movie. I do so love Bay-splosions, and the fact that the man refuses to take himself seriously. I'm not sure what went wrong with the second movie. Part of me thinks people went overboard in their criticism, but whenever I see those two morons, my blood boils. I'm not sure how much of that was Bay and how much of it was the other guy behind the making of the movie.

I'll put some links to what I'm talking about in my post when I get home(if I can edit by then).

You mean Jar Jar and Jar Jar Junior?
*shudder*
I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.
I like such cariactures only when they refuse to take themselves seriously. Kinda like Michael Bay. Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.

What's interesting is that I can see where you are coming from with respect to both Hip Hop AND Transformers.

Also, I'm one of those weird old school brothers who HATES hip hop, LOVES rap and DEPLORES what gangsta rap did to the latter form.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.

Oh man...


houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.

You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?


taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...

Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?

It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?


Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I blame Lil Wayne (and his ilk), personally. For every Lupe Fiasco and Mos Def, you have fifty caricatures in the modern version of the minstrel show. So any character emulating that side of hip hop culture is going to pretty much just be flat out offensive, not funny. I miss Chuck D, Black Nubian, BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and a host of hip hop that used to elevate and commentate on the street experience, not lower the collective intelligence of the art form to mouth breathing levels.
I like such cariactures only when they refuse to take themselves seriously. Kinda like Michael Bay. Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
...who also delivered us abominations such as Armageddon and Pearl Harbor.

And The Rock!! Let's not forget that turd!


Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!

Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

Liberty's Edge

houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?
It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?

I thought it was poison.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?
It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?

If you do it outside the country's borders, it's perfectly legal.

Um, not that I'd know about such things.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!
Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

That explains the rash, IBS, hair loss, and spots in front of my eyes.

I thought I was having real health issues.


houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?
It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?

And bring down the wrath of the DOHS? Ironically, the birthplace of that nonsense also holds the largest population of Muslims in the U.S. When people start dropping like flies in Motown ...

I suggest a different strategy.


Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?
It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?

And bring down the wrath of the DOHS? Ironically, the birthplace of that nonsense also holds the largest population of Muslims in the U.S. When people start dropping like flies in Motown ...

I suggest a different strategy.

Okay, now I'm REALLY hesitant to click on the link. Should I just check this out at home?

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Urizen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I just hate anything that lessens what I consider one of the formative art forms of my life. And, to me, the issue isn't whether the "artists" take themselves seriously, it is whether the listeners do.
You mean like these fine specimens of homosapiens?
It isn't illegal to poison the nation's Faygo supply, is it?

And bring down the wrath of the DOHS? Ironically, the birthplace of that nonsense also holds the largest population of Muslims in the U.S. When people start dropping like flies in Motown ...

I suggest a different strategy.

Okay, now I'm REALLY hesitant to click on the link. Should I just check this out at home?

It's just a bunch of Juggalos.


taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!
Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

That explains the rash, IBS, hair loss, and spots in front of my eyes.

I thought I was having real health issues.

Just wait until you start growing new appendages.


taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!
Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

That explains the rash, IBS, hair loss, and spots in front of my eyes.

I thought I was having real health issues.

~sad sigh~ Well, since youa re as good as gone, can I have your iPad?

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!
Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

That explains the rash, IBS, hair loss, and spots in front of my eyes.

I thought I was having real health issues.

~sad sigh Well, since you are as good as gone, can I have your iPad?

Are you having an iPeriod?


houstonderek wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Which is interesting, considering my long standing emnity with people named Michael.
Oh man...
Run taig! I will hold off Freehold DM for as long as I can! Run!
Don't worry. I've already spiked Taig's breakfast with equal doses of Badgah-B-Gone and Michael-cide. I'm wondering which one will do him in first.

That explains the rash, IBS, hair loss, and spots in front of my eyes.

I thought I was having real health issues.

~sad sigh Well, since you are as good as gone, can I have your iPad?
Are you having an iPeriod?

~laughter~ Ha Ha. Smartass!

RPG Superstar 2012

Wait a second...I didn't have breakfast today! Gee, I wonder who Freehold poisoned instead.

I think my problems can be explained by lupus.


It's up again, apparently a latency problem.


taig wrote:

Wait a second...I didn't have breakfast today! Gee, I wonder who Freehold poisoned instead.

I think my problems can be explained by lupus.

It's Heathy's fault?


GentleGiant wrote:
It's up again, apparently a latency problem.

I thought it was having a complacency problem.

The Exchange

taig wrote:

Wait a second...I didn't have breakfast today! Gee, I wonder who Freehold poisoned instead.

I think my problems can be explained by lupus.

It's never lupus.

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