gran rey de los mono is banned for not being cool enough to wear sunglasses at night.
{sings:} "Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Banninating the countryside,
Banninating the peasants
Banninating all the gran rey de los monos." {cue wicked dueling guitar solos}
gran rey de los mono is
BAN rey de los mono'd.
Spanky and all the others ganging up on Gran rey are banned, because
Locke1520 is banned for having a lion's butt.
Spanky is banned cause no one named "Spanky" should be talkin' about butts.
DJ-Bogie is banned for staring at butts.
Gruumash . is banned for making crank bans.
Geistlinger is banned for having a crank starter.
Woof is banned for having a hairy crank.
Baroof woof woof arrrf !!*
*You re banned DJB. For insulting werewolf coating
@stroVal is banned for having a face like a full metal jacket.
Spanky is banned for having a face too ugly even for radio.
Alanis is banned because I oughtta know.
zylphryx is banned for causing heads to explode in much the same fashion as Alanis Morisette's voice does.
Kavren Stark is banned for paying real cash money to download Rebecca Black's "Friday" to his ipod.
Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for introducing unmitigated horror to the forums.
Geistlinger is banned for doing a rap insert for Rebecca Black's next song to give it street cred.
Spanky is banned for dissing Rap.
Gruumash. is banned for reminding me of the nuns with their +2 rulers of knuckle rapping. You have just undone years of shock therapy!
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Gruumash . is banned for making assumptions about my upbringing. Did it occur to you that I was banning Schism for metaphorically rapping knuckles instead of actually doing it???
but you are correct, I was raised baptist ... though the church I went to as a kid was kicked out of the SBC for having a gay preacher ... so not exactly the 'hellfire and brimstone" style of southern baptist upbringing ...
EDIT: DJ-Bogie is banned for being an orb-like ninja, rolling in all sneaky-like ...
zylphryx is banned for banning DJ-Bogie for being an orb-like ninja... that's just how he rolls.
DSP is banned for banning someone who banned,,, oh forget it you are just banned.
Zylphryx, I could teach you the way of the ninja, train you, teach you skills you need, but I already have a pupil!
Madclaw is banned for being clever. I am not lazy, I just procrastinate so I will have something to do tomorrow.
Υou re all banned. Its my way of expressing my feelings towards a special Earth girl
btw to females on the thread: do you find energy beards annoying?
Dr. Zigmoond iz banned for hiz dime ztore analyziz.
Ziggy Fiend is banned because his comic strip hasn't been funny for years.
Walter is banned for making me try to think if it ever was funny, and failing.
Charles Scholz is banned his use of twist in the ban and failing to pay the proper fees for such.
Redundantly-redundant Gruumash: Ahem...
{sings:}
"Don't be so forlorn, it's just the payoff
It's the rain before the storm
Don't you let your banning get you down
Banned you, banned you, banned you, banned you" [/Bowie & Reznor]
Holy is Banned, because I must stop the madness!