GoatToucher is banned for thinking a few rubber bands are appropriate evening wear.
JTDIII is banned for supplying GoatToucher the rubber bands and not expecting him to use them as evening wear.
UT is banned for not appreciating a well-cinched scrotum.
IHIYC is banned because those teeth were stolen from him, and HE stole them from the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.
Banned for being Closet's treasonous right-hand man who aided in that heist.
Terrinam is banned for being the getaway driver and forgetting their car keys.
Uncle Teddy is banned for the cruel way he eats animal-shaped snacks. Bites off appendages; works his way to the head; talks despicably to it the whole time...
Sliska Zafir is banned for using his original Atari 2600 as a toothpick.
JTD is banned until it gets a manicure.
Monica is banned for that sultry look she always wears.
*clopclopCLOPclopCLOPCLOPclopclopCLOOOOOP*
PJ's horse is banned because horses are evil.
Dr. Sigmund is banned for that cheesy handlebar mustache; also the ruffles which are so last year.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for offering me a straw for my coke. He stores his straws in his nose!
JTDV is banned for actually thinking his jokes are funny .. let alone that he missed out on the possible chance that one of his jokes may have been funny with Dr G House ... that might have been funny.
Angry Little Guy is banned for making me snort my drink out my nose.
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Sliska Zafir is banned until this affair with the busload of Japanese schoolgirls gets sorted out.
Goat Toucher is banned for filming the event and forcing others to watch it.
Monica is banned for orchestrating the whole thing.
Ranger Alissa is banned for providing the bus.
Archfiend Terrinam is banned from being involved in the legal proceedings from the event.
Burning Straw man is banned for burning the evidence.
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I'm hiding in Your Closet is banned from all wooden enclosures after the coffin incident.
The Vandalism Officer is banned for vandalizing his own pupils.
JTDV is banned for trying to end the BANNED forum game.
Vidmaster7 is banned because he urgently needs an appointment with his barber.
Sirius Sa'luk is banned for swimming in bleach.
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Captain Spalding must be banned postehaste as consequence for her longstanding habit of swimming in the ocean WITHOUT the use of bleach, nor any like or better antiseptic, nor even a scrap of protective clothing - dear gods, woman, are you not aware of what all the creatures of the sea DO in there?!?
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is banned for trying to give ocean dwellers a bad name.
Bigger Shark is banned for wearing a white bikini after Labor Day.
JTDV is banned for his obvious prejudice against white bikinis. They can be worn at anytime.
CC is banned for no one else banning him for quite some time.
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GG is banned for hiding the ban thread so he can make that statement.
Nectobod is banned for picking at all the left over bodies. EWWWWW gross.
Monica is banned for using an odd number of W's.
Snow White's Mother is banned for laughing the melodies of popular songs. Not humming melodies, but laughing them. With a somewhat maniacal twinge.
The closet jester is banned for backing out of his ban.
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for replacing all the mart-carts in a certain retail store with ATVs. Although, it has been fun to watch the carnage. So, only a temporary ban.