Banned for making me realize I no longer own corrupted elves. That were good times, so free, dreaming of exterminating a whole race...
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Banned for failing to realize that you can always have fun corrupting more elves.
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Fred is banned for lurking around the messageboard and ...
Fred this is not the woods, you can not get away with that!
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Banned for obstruction of the proof
The Game Hamster is banned for stealing the rule lawyer's books...
Ko-Ko is banned for banning the rules lawyers.
Zorander6 is banned for being a necromancer. And for not bringing the other 5 zoranders with him.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for being a member of the super-dupper exclusive Banished Club.
Quiche lisp is banned for not being able to pronounce his own name correctly.
Side note: The very word, lisp, had to have been created by a truly evil monster...
The Game Hamster is banned for breaking the heart of my rat familiar. She was really into you and you cheated on her!!
Banned for illegal mind reading and revealing plot elements that you shouldn't even know.
Kileanna is banned for having her colors mixed up: You're supposed to have white eyes and yellow teeth!
JTD is banned for stealing my toothpaste so I have yellow teeth!
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for being too scary! No, not his front...his backside is uncovered and open for all the world to see - and no underwear!!!
*shivers*
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JTDV is banned for wearing no clothes at all! Wait! Should Ankhegs wear clothes?
Banned for making me imagine a ridiculous picture of an Ankheg in a suit!
Kileanna is banned for abusing her banning powers (two bans in one post)!
JTDV is banned for setting a ban limit per post.
JTDV is banned.
BANNED.
BANNED.
Oops, I got struck at banning mode.
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Kileanna is banned for banning me after I banned her after she banned me I think. Ug this is getting confusing.
I ban you both for not leaving in an orderly fashion when banned!!
The Game Hamster is banned for only doing lifts and not doing leg day!
Rashly is banning for giving me that terrified look... This is my face, OK? Get used to it!
A Saliva Colonizer is banned for drooling.
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Captain Spalding is banned because there are already too many redhead pirates!
Banned for not being a redhead pirate!
And because blue is a confusing color for a captain... She blends too well with the environment and we can hardly see her!!!
Banned for not being all one color when clearly solid colors are in! Like me and Cap'n Kiani. amirite?
Banned for not being a primary color like red or blue.
And whoever dares to say red is not really a primary color (magenta is) is banned too!
Banned for being more of a rusty brown, rather than True Red.
I'HIYC is banned for being stuck with his face.
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Quiche Lisp banned for not being real quiche. Not tasty!
*Chews Quiche Lisp's head*
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Cookmate Cookie is banned because his name is making me want to eat him.
*Forum avatars are friends, not food
JTDV is banned for not revealing what his name is an acronym for.
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Kileanna is banned for being sick. Get some rest and recover from your indigestion!
Kileanna is banned for her terrible sleuthing abilities. She should at the very least be able to figure out the "V".
Edit: Lady Argentea Malassene is banned for her awesome ninja abilities.
JTD is OH SO VERY BANNED for calling Argentea a ninja!
And my autocorrect is banned for trying to change her name for Argentina.
Argentea... Why am I sick? I only ate some of Reya's cookies...
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Kileanna is banned for eating my adamantine arrow tips! Reya had made those ones specially for me!!
Valinor is banned for making me cackle so hard that I would have spilled my tea if my cup wasn't already empty.
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Kileanna is banned for drinking tea. What kind of pirate are you?
Rum, beer, quests and mead
These are the things that a pirate needs.
Kiani is banned for believing the landlubber above her is actually a pirate!
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If we could make a good pirate from Fox, we can make a good pirate from Kileanna!
By the way... First Mate Sandara Quinn is banned for being such a good tamer.
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Kiani is banned because my autocorrect keeps trying to change her name for Liability. That must mean something.
And for covert advertising xD
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Kileanna is banned for banning me four times in a row!
Dalindra is banned because I haven't banned anyone for exactly one year, and it's about time.
Kavren is banned for waiting so long.
GH is banned for having banned someone who had just returned. Let him have some fun before kicking him out!
Kileanna is banned because all these lady-pirate stories include plenty of rum and fighting, but not nearly enough seduction of wealthy merchants' daughters/sons.
Do you think I read pirate stories for the nautical references? Give the people what they want!
GoatToucher is banned for not knowing that I am the son of a wealthy merchant (even if it hasn't been mentioned before).
And all the Mustakrakish' crew is banned for not seducing me often enough!
Banned for impersonating The Fox! I knew Don Diego de la Vega, and you Sir are no Don Diego de la Vega!