BANNED!

[Ninjaotic]

YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned being a devout follower of a disney character.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Ninjaotic be banned fer thinkin' I follow anythin'.

[Ninjaotic]

gran rey and YAAR! are banned for being the same person. And 'cause they're pirates.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Ninjaotic is banned for being nekkid.

No, wait. That's me.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for being himself. Or herself, I really don't know for sure, even though he's nekkid, I just can't tell.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for forgetting his contact lens again.

[Marthian]

gran is banned for ruining the last X amount of first posts on new pages. Darnit, gran, darnit!

[gran rey de los stereo]

Marthian is banned because I haven't just ruined the top of page posts. I've ruined every post I've made.

[Midnight_Angel]

Gran rey is banned for being just too obnoxious.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Midnight_Angel is banned for kindly including the 'ob'.

[Midnight_Angel]

Gran rey is re-banned for banning prior to becoming unbanned.

[gran rey de los everything]

Midnight_Angel is banned for ditto.

[Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl]

gran rey de los unchained melody is banned from reminding me of the awfulness of Ghost.

[Burning Straw man]

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl is banned for not understanding the emotional wonderful ... oh man even I can't go there Ghost was awful who am I kidding. Banshee you are banned for forcing my hand to try and defend that awful film to be able to play devil's advocate.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl is banned for being none of those things. Most of all for not bringing pizza.

EDIT: Burning Straw Man is banned for being a ninja on fire. No one can catch him now and that's not fair.

[DJ-Bogie]

Chicken is banned for getting beat by a scarecrow.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJ-Bogie is banned for expecting a chicken to be brave enough to fight a scarecrow.

[Signore di Fortuna]

gran rey de los surround sound is banned for scaring off the cute girls.

[Marthian]

Signore is banned for going on a reviewing rampage.

[gran rey de los everything]

Marthian is banned for being an unintimidating dragon.

[Marthian]

gran is banned for apparently making his save and not knowing it.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Marthian is banned because I don't need to roll saving throws.

[Marthian]

now you do

24d10 ⇒ (4, 3, 9, 2, 9, 6, 5, 9, 7, 7, 6, 2, 5, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 7, 1, 4, 6, 3, 9) = 115

gran is probably going to be banned from existence due to this.

[gran rey de los stereo]

*checks self*

Nope. Still here. Therefore Marthian is banned for trying to de-existentialize me.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los stereo is banned for thinking and therefore being.

[DJ-Bogie]

DJED is banned for using philosophy without a license.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being a well-rounded individual.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey is banned for being, by his own shameless admission, a surrounding individual.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Quiche Lisp is banned for letting me surround him.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey is banned for assuming I let him surround me unaware:

it was in fact a clever trap, so I could have him in position to best use my ban ray on him:

ZAP ! YOU'VE BEEN RAY-BANNED !

[gran rey de los everything]

Congradulations! You just banned Ray!

I, however, am not Ray, so you are banned instead.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for being Rey and not Ray.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Tirq is banned for thinking Ray is better than rey.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for not thinking Ray is better than Rey. Rey can barely sing!

[Mark Hoover]

Tirq is banned for being right

[Tirq]

Mark Hoover is banned for waiting this long before telling people.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Tirq is banned for thinking being right 1% of the time is the same as being right 100% of the time.

[DJ-Bogie]

Fortuna is banned for using math that is WAY over Tirq's head.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for levitating the math.

[Tirq]

gran is banned for making everything about him.

DJ is banned for calling me stupid.

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq is banned because I don't make everything all about me. It just is.

[Mark Hoover]

grdle is banned because his ackronym looks like a girdle

[DJ-Bogie]

Mark is banned for mistaking Griddle for Girdle

[Tirq]

DJ is banned for making Griddle and Grill sound similar.

[Mark Hoover]

Tirq is banned for using a hot plate

[DJ-Bogie]

Mark is banned for having a bun in the oven.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

DJ-Bogie is banned for disliking Mark's home cooking.

[Tirq]

TVCoB is banned for too much British cooking, and not enough of good, old, american food... like Philly cheese steak sandwitches and apple pies.

[The Elusive Trout]

Tirq is banned for the high cholesterol levels in his blood.

[Tirq]

The Elusive Trout is banned for being next on my "In Fish and Chips" list.