Is it safe?
Boxers or Briefs - still a funny and topical question, or finally the undignified and slightly creepy question it should have been considered at the time?
To be or not to be?
John, Paul, Mark, & Matthew or John, Paul, George, & Ringo?
Björn or Benny?
Londo or G'kar?
Penguins or Puffins?
Why are the measurements of elks given in Pathfinder #31 so small?
Mini-skirt or hot pants?
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Who is your favorite non-contributor, non-employee, message board regular?
And what color are his green leaves?
What ever happened to the basic guide/basic players?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?
Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?
... and A&E.The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!
Too bad that's AMC, Faily Mc Failypants.
Oh and shaggoth smurf
Am I worthy?
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Well, for starters, I would be willing to follow each of her tattoos wherever they may lead.
That gets you slapped and burns the bridge! Sorry for the rejection; better luck next time!
How about Merisiel? Does she mind if people call her "Meri?" Does she like sushi? Hibachi? If I take her to a hibachi restaurant, will she get impatient with the chef's knife work, grab them away from him, and show him how to make a much awesomer onion volcano? ("Look! Real lava!")
She hates being called "Meri" and stabs those who do so.
She loves sushi, hates hibachi, so if you took her to a hibachi place, there would be tears. And not hers.
Cable or Dish?The one that's less expensive that provides me with more access to dinosaurs, Mythbusters, horror movies, survivalist shows, HBO, and A&E. The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!
That's going to be on AMC, the same great channel that brings you the masterful Breaking Bad, Rubicon (co-starring my infinitely talented pal Arliss Howard) and Mad Men. The Walking Dead premieres its 90 minute debut this Halloween and looks like it's going to be strong.
EditL: Ninja'd by a troll smurf.
Is there a game system or setting that you've always wanted to try that you've never had a chance to play?
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Cheech and Chong or Ascroft and Rumsfeld?
paper or plastic?
Orcus or Graz'zt?
Conan or Leno?
Least favorite movie?
Most favorite movie?
Lindsay Lohan?
Cheech and Chong, paper (already answered that one, please pay attention to the thread), Graz'zt (even though he's closed content), Conan, not sure I have a least favorite movie, but the worst movie I've seen this year is probably Contamination, Alien, skanky.
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Penguins or Puffins?
Why are the measurements of elks given in Pathfinder #31 so small?
Mini-skirt or hot pants?
Puffins.
Because it's easier in the game to scale up stats than shrink them down, and by starting with smaller than normal elk it's easier to upsize them. That, or whoever worked on the elk entry never saw an elk in real life.
Miniskirts.
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will we ever see lovecraftian dinos? like the chthulrex?
Never, because combining those two topics would make something SO AWESOME that everything after that would suck. We'd have to make sure that a proper Lovecraftian dinosaur would thus be the last thing we ever published, and I don't wanna stop working at Paizo yet.
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... and A&E.The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!Too bad that's AMC, Faily Mc Failypants.
The next bad thing that happens to you will be because you called me Faily McFailypants.
AMC it is, though. (cries into pillow)
Dear JJ:
Why did you go back to answering "A or B" questions when you said you no longer would?
Yours,
Confused Nondualist
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Black or White?Green, because it's the ecologically consciousness color. And it avoids the race issue, unless you count Martians.
Also, thanks for using this occasion to answer my and Sebastian's questions as well.