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Sovereign Court

Cheech and Chong or Ascroft and Rumsfeld?

paper or plastic?

Orcus or Graz'zt?

Conan or Leno?

Least favorite movie?

Most favorite movie?

Lindsay Lohan?


Is it safe?

Shadow Lodge

Who is Jason Jacobs and why doesn't he reply to posts on the forum?!!!


Boxers or Briefs - still a funny and topical question, or finally the undignified and slightly creepy question it should have been considered at the time?


To be or not to be?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Who is your favorite non-contributor, non-employee, message board regular?

Scarab Sages

Peter, Paul, or Mary?

And, as a follow-up question: The Mamas or the Papas?

Scarab Sages

Can I have a dollar?


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

John, Paul, Mark, & Matthew or John, Paul, George, & Ringo?

Björn or Benny?

Londo or G'kar?


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

Penguins or Puffins?

Why are the measurements of elks given in Pathfinder #31 so small?

Mini-skirt or hot pants?


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Sebastian wrote:
Who is your favorite non-contributor, non-employee, message board regular?

And what color are his green leaves?

Liberty's Edge

Kajehase wrote:

Penguins or Puffins?

Are you threatening me? /cornholio

Liberty's Edge

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Is the guide advanced or the players advanced who pick up the APG?


What ever happened to the basic guide/basic players?

Shadow Lodge

Is it okay to start calling common sense, rare sense?

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

James Jacobs wrote:
Maple-White Land

My Paizo loyalty is cemented a little bit more. FTW.


What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?

Dark Archive

will we ever see lovecraftian dinos? like the chthulrex?

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
Who is your favorite non-contributor, non-employee, message board regular?

That would be Poster #5

Shadow Lodge

The Roy wrote:
What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?

Because Smurfs lay eggs

The Exchange

Gear wrote:
The Roy wrote:
What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?
Because Smurfs lay eggs

Cranky eggs?

and there are two females, one just happens to be jail bate.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Crimson Jester wrote:

Avengers or X men?

Justice League or Justice Society?

In all cases, the one with more dinosaurs.

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GregH wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
GregH wrote:
Fasten-zip or zip then fasten?
Pants are for sissies.

Follow-up:

What's the fine in Washington state for public indecency?

Yup! Sure is fine!

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Sharoth wrote:
Positive or Negative?

Positive.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Sharoth wrote:
Yin or Yang?

Ham!

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Sharoth wrote:
Black or White?

Green, because it's the ecologically consciousness color. And it avoids the race issue, unless you count Martians.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Cable or Dish?

The one that's less expensive that provides me with more access to dinosaurs, Mythbusters, horror movies, survivalist shows, HBO, and A&E. The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Sharoth wrote:
FireFox or IE?

Firefox, because IE is always the worst choice, no matter what options are on the table.


Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Sharoth wrote:
To THAC0 or not to THAC0?

No THAC0.

Also? I grow weary of the "A or B?" questions and will now only answer the ones that are worthy.


James Jacobs wrote:
... and A&E.The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!

Too bad that's AMC, Faily Mc Failypants.

Oh and shaggoth smurf

Dark Archive

Here's a worthy question, O the First Among the Jacobsians: Would you like to see pictures of my (naked) Dwarven Beard Dance, and why not?


Am I worthy?

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Andrew Crossett wrote:
Well, for starters, I would be willing to follow each of her tattoos wherever they may lead.

That gets you slapped and burns the bridge! Sorry for the rejection; better luck next time!

Andrew Crossett wrote:
How about Merisiel? Does she mind if people call her "Meri?" Does she like sushi? Hibachi? If I take her to a hibachi restaurant, will she get impatient with the chef's knife work, grab them away from him, and show him how to make a much awesomer onion volcano? ("Look! Real lava!")

She hates being called "Meri" and stabs those who do so.

She loves sushi, hates hibachi, so if you took her to a hibachi place, there would be tears. And not hers.


James Jacobs wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Cable or Dish?
The one that's less expensive that provides me with more access to dinosaurs, Mythbusters, horror movies, survivalist shows, HBO, and A&E. The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!

That's going to be on AMC, the same great channel that brings you the masterful Breaking Bad, Rubicon (co-starring my infinitely talented pal Arliss Howard) and Mad Men. The Walking Dead premieres its 90 minute debut this Halloween and looks like it's going to be strong.

EditL: Ninja'd by a troll smurf.


Is there a game system or setting that you've always wanted to try that you've never had a chance to play?

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Cardinal_Malik wrote:

Cheech and Chong or Ascroft and Rumsfeld?

paper or plastic?

Orcus or Graz'zt?

Conan or Leno?

Least favorite movie?

Most favorite movie?

Lindsay Lohan?

Cheech and Chong, paper (already answered that one, please pay attention to the thread), Graz'zt (even though he's closed content), Conan, not sure I have a least favorite movie, but the worst movie I've seen this year is probably Contamination, Alien, skanky.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Kajehase wrote:

Penguins or Puffins?

Why are the measurements of elks given in Pathfinder #31 so small?

Mini-skirt or hot pants?

Puffins.

Because it's easier in the game to scale up stats than shrink them down, and by starting with smaller than normal elk it's easier to upsize them. That, or whoever worked on the elk entry never saw an elk in real life.

Miniskirts.

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Gear wrote:
Is it okay to start calling common sense, rare sense?

HA! Yes indeed.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

The Roy wrote:
What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?

The egg.

Little blue orgies.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

ulgulanoth wrote:
will we ever see lovecraftian dinos? like the chthulrex?

Never, because combining those two topics would make something SO AWESOME that everything after that would suck. We'd have to make sure that a proper Lovecraftian dinosaur would thus be the last thing we ever published, and I don't wanna stop working at Paizo yet.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

The dancing girls wrote:
Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?

They're playing "Red Dead Redemption."

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Troll Puppet wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
... and A&E.The last because "The Walking Dead" looks like it's gonna be fantastic!
Too bad that's AMC, Faily Mc Failypants.

The next bad thing that happens to you will be because you called me Faily McFailypants.

AMC it is, though. (cries into pillow)

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Asgetrion wrote:
Here's a worthy question, O the First Among the Jacobsians: Would you like to see pictures of my (naked) Dwarven Beard Dance, and why not?

No, god no, NO, NO, NO!

Dwarves are nasty enough with their clothes on.

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Sharoth wrote:
Am I worthy?

Absolutely. Many of your questions, alas, are not!

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Corrosive Rabbit wrote:
Is there a game system or setting that you've always wanted to try that you've never had a chance to play?

Hollow Earth, Vampire, Mutants & Masterminds, Traveler, and Trail of Cthulhu all come to mind.


Dear JJ:
Why did you go back to answering "A or B" questions when you said you no longer would?
Yours,
Confused Nondualist


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James Jacobs wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Black or White?
Green, because it's the ecologically consciousness color. And it avoids the race issue, unless you count Martians.

Also, thanks for using this occasion to answer my and Sebastian's questions as well.


(edited, clarity)
Why can't PCs just build a city on top of farmland, instead of having to abandon the hex to unrest to eliminate the farmland before they can reclaim the hex and build the city?
Who is the Golarion deity of Earth Sciences?
Why does the Blessing of Fervor spell in the APG not offer a blancmange juggling option?
Would a Druman follower of the Prophecies of Kalistrade deny being a member of secret illuminati-like organisation, and would this be a double or triple bluff?
When is Abrogail II getting married?
What about the secret conspiracy of Andoren cheesemongers planning to take over Osirion?
Which coast of Sarusan should the Land where the Bong Tree grows be located off? Please search messageboards if necessary for further data on the Land where the Bong Tree grows.
Will the Queen of the Wildwood at the heart of the Dreamlands ever be detailed, or is it not in the interests of the Denizens of Leng to see that such information ever gets out?
Who would win a fight between Taldor and Galt?
What happens if you dig under the end of a rainbow in Golarion?
Where does Besmara bury her treasure?
Why hasn't the darkblight spread further yet?
When will the master of the infinite codex, the arms-dealer of the Inner Sea (and RPGSuperstar villain), put in an appearance in a Paizo product?


Oh, and will there ever be an oil war in Garund?

Edit:
Okay, maybe this one's a bit too silly. If you like you can imagine it's about the black stuff though, instead of the olive oil, although I think an olive oil war would be a lot cooler.

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