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What? Why's everyone looking at me?

Oh...

The next poster considers the laws of physics to be guidelines.


Well, of course.. Take gravity, i don't feel like being pulled down, more like being pushed.. And electrons stay with protons an Neutrons because there friends. and if mass and energie are truly related why am I tired after dinner?

Next poster is looking for a very specific stone tile.

Shadow Lodge

It's groovy man! It keeps forming into different shapes.

I wish the next poster had some cookies to share.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I did, but ran out before I got to you.

I wish all the popcorn in a bag would pop.

Grand Lodge

It explodes into your face. The next poster is my PC-kill happy DM. (He gets a skull sticker to put on his screen every PC he kills.)

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

And now it's hard to see the forums, it's making it hard to vote for RPG Superstar.

The next poster secretly designed a_________


A virus that has a chemical consciousness and can project images in you mind. Sadly they didn't ask for a virus in RPG Super star so now i'll use it in they other world. If there is a outbreak, it wasn't me.

Next poster just designated a challenge rating to the baker.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Better him than the candle stick maker.

The next poster likes his/her peas porridge hot.

Grand Lodge

Mama Bear! Baby Bear!

The next poster is the protagonist from the video game___


Mist, since i'm not good at running or shooting but I do like books. (and because it is brilliant.)

Next poster thinks "Zork" makes perfect sense.

Grand Lodge

It's a word for... well, you know.

The next poster knows, and finds it very inappropriate.


I'm sure there's a rule against mentioning that on this forum. It's in the terms and conditions somewhere.

The next poster knows where.

Grand Lodge

But I'm not getting myself in trouble.

The next poster has gotten Demigod by mistake.


Can I keep it? Pleassse? *blink blink*

Next poster thinks I deserve Demigod :).

Grand Lodge

Ah... I'll just download it off of steam.
The next poster wrote a children's book that was too violent to publish titled-

The Exchange

Resident Evil-Elmo's World.

The next poster will double post.

Scarab Sages

I'm a lumberjack, an' I'm OK, *whistlewhistlewhistle*...

The next poster is also me.

Shadow Lodge

"Are not!"

"Yeah, you wish, loser!"

"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!"

"The next poster's credo is: 'The Mordor, the merrier!'"


Yup. Those orcs and goblins can really throw a party.

The next poster is bankrupt from trying to get every orc in mordor drunk.

Grand Lodge

One does not simply get drunk in mordor...

The next poster has one ring to rule the mall.


Me and my hombres, we call ourselves the Southern Gnomish Ring... and you'd better pay the protection tax... unprotected small businesses in this mall have had accidents happen to them in the past, comprende ?

The next poster has a thing for elves.


yup, ever seen Eragon? Arya is HOT.

next poster is female and has a fetish for dolphins

Grand Lodge

(Looks down) Oh my god, this is a revelation!

Next poster has to share the agony of becoming a transgender.

Scarab Sages

No problem, I got the pill from the Neil Gaiman short story, "Changes". This'll be fun!

The next poster is certain they saw the Phantom of the Opera in the crowd at a They Might Be Giants concert.

Grand Lodge

Why was there an opera at a TMBG concert?

The next poster plays WoW, but believes it is considered as weird as roleplaying.

Scarab Sages

Other people seem to think so. I don't understand. Whenever I talk to people about my love for playing Wackos of Waco ("The Official Game of Cold War-Withdrawal Symptoms and Senseless Partisan Bitterness"), they keep backing away....

The next poster has a unique venereal disease that causes their sexual partners, once the act is finished, to transform into Japanese soldiers who think World War II is still on.


Its really strange cuz they are dolphins and drown after they transform

the next person will be an nerd who tells really bad jokes in math class.


Hey! let's take math class! *Hihihi*

Next poster tells me where I can find the Neil Gayman story "Changes"


ebay.

next poster is playing minecraft and will alt+tab out when their boss comes buy, accidentaly dropping their enchanted dimond sword in lava.

Grand Lodge

Son of a... I see what you did there hobbs.

The next poster automatically understands every acronym.


When Kyros says IEP, IPMP, or ILAASMILAM I know...

The next poster woke up in Canada with a hangover.


Ooohh, that's where I am. Well, good start of the day!

Next poster comes to visit me in Canada.

Grand Lodge

Canadians are nice. I think I may stay here.

The next poster wants to stop me from using my next poster to make someone else come to Canada too.


We don't want to crowd Canada! And only the nice people can come, other wise will ruin Canada.

The next poster doesn't want to come.


I am coming to Canada, with a chainsaw and some dinomite, to free the orcas that are stuck in the ice. in other words, you two could die and I wouldn't care. but I do care about the relatives of dolphins.


At least we don't die alone, and I care about the dolphins too, they need to teach me how to swim, but what about next poster?


the next poster will be eaten my the orcas when they are free. thats why I'm freeing them.


That's oké, since I will be dead before their free. Better to be orca food than to die for no cause at all.

Next poster has a great plan for the time he or she is dead.


yup. my dead body will be frozen and shot into space so some aliens can do an autopsy on me.

the next poster will be an HOT female between the ages of 20 and 26 with a fetish for dolphins.

Grand Lodge

Not again!

Next poser has an objection to my constant changing from the perfection of the male form into the perfection of the female form.


Kyros, make up your mind! it's hard to keep track of you.

The next poster is a mad scientist who's developed the anti-dolphin dolphin.

Grand Lodge

(Smiles evilly) THIS is LONG overdue.


remember, I am the GOD of dolphins, I can command the anti-dolphin dolphin to become not anti-dolphin.

The next poster is not Kryos Deun. (just testing my abilities to see into the future)

Grand Lodge

Holy CRAP you're good. ;)

The next poster is one of my aliases.


Looks like your lasieas didn't show.

The next poster doesn't have anything better to do.


It's like watching monkeys at the zoo and that's better than sleep.

The next poster owns a piece of Hollywood history.


I'se got 7 lbs of freeze-dried Cary Grant in this mason jar, and it's all MINE! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

The next poster is the Grand High Poobah of the Committee of 300 of the Inner Circle of the Catering Department of the dreaded Bavarian Illuminati


Don't talk about fight club.

hint hint

The next poster has 25% denisovan hominin dna.


Yeah, it took some doing. Making a time machine and becoming your own grandmother is not easy.

The next poster is growing flowers.

Scarab Sages

I like to start my day with a nice martini, mulch, and Tylenol - and it just gets weirder from there....

The next poster ordered an obnoxious overhanging tree removed from their property.
It turned out to be Yggdrasil.

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