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Well, you see, Tenacious T(AKC registered as Tommy Tummy Rub) didn’t think it was neater to be neutered. And he really didn’t like being called it. “I’m not an it, I’m a he!” he’d say. “THEY must die. Kill THEM, but do it neutly.”

The next poster believes ith ith a not so unisex pronunciation of is

Grand Lodge

It ith not.
The next poster feels as bad as I do.


I did, until i just found out someone else feels the same, it made me feel better :)

Next poster knows another reason to feel better.


Woo, bought the Witcher 2 for $7.50 on GOG!

The next poster is a shopaholic.


I've never heard it called 'shop' before.

The next poster is the Billionaire Boss's Virgin Secretary.


Bruce Wayne won't touch me! Why?! Am I not pretty enough?

The next poster is a henchperson for a rather unusual supervillain.


You have no idea how demeaning it is working for 'the sheetwearer'. Other henchmen get proper supervillains, but not me. I'm a laughing stock of the evil henchman community!

The next poster IS the sheetwearer, and is annoyed at his minion's minor rebellion.


It'll be the starch and iron for you, FuelDrop.

The next poster has a wonderful Christmas dinner planned.


And I would have had it too if it weren't for those pesky adventurers!

The next poster stopped my christmas dinner plans.


What can I say ? I am many things, but I am not edible !

Also, don't mess with the Gnome-Pants Grumpy Adventurers' Band !

The next poster is a gadabout.

Grand Lodge

Here is a deluxe motor coach tour of my @$$.

The next poster is my sidekick, and we are devoted to stopping the sheetwearer!


Of course, I say that we should just shoot him and get it over with.

The next poster agrees with my vigilantism.


that's how I deal with adventurers. Just fireball them and let the fire sort them out.

The next poster can either:
A: be the sidekick of the sidekick to stopping the sheetwearer
or
B: be the new sheetwearer.

Shadow Lodge

Toga! Toga! Toga!

The next sidekick is assigned to bailing us out of trouble.


Dynamic Entry!!! Everyone follow me, I'll lead you all to safety.

The next poster is my nemesis.


What? You were MY nemesis before I was yours. STAY OUT OF MY WASHING MACHINE! *hurls a brick into your washing machine.*

The next poster just realized that someone wrote my name down as his nemesis and is unable to correct it.


Nem ? He, sis: do you like asian food ?

Poor Marthian, you were the dupe of some cruel joke: to be declared my nemesis is to be promised eternal pain ! I'm a megalomania-powered machine of doom !

The next poster is an oysters buff.


Damn it, my secret has been revealed!

The next poster has no less than 20 girlfriends.

Grand Lodge

...at a time!

The next poster wants nothing to do with me:P


Yes, but you keep ignoring the restraining orders!

The next poster wants to consume all organic matter on the planet.

Grand Lodge

And since I disregard the order, I start with you!

The next poster wants to help me in my quest.

The Exchange

I do, but I must insist she be sautee'd with mushrooms..

The next poster finds the irony delicious.

Grand Lodge

But I'd rather be eating. The next poster wants a bit but can't have one.

Grand Lodge

Ohhhh....
The next poster broke up the beetles.


Evil plan step #133294512397 complete.

The next poster intends to thwart step #133294512398.

Grand Lodge

Quickly, my sidekick, we must stop the sheetwearer's evil henchman!

The next poster was taught to fight by Keanu Reeves. (Goes into bullet time)


I know... KUNG FU !

The next poster is into table dressings.

Grand Lodge

Hey hey, I see you're made of french wood. wanna see mine?
Oh, i thought you said un.

The next poster is going to say I'm right.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

You are right about some things, but not about this.

Hte extn optsre si ydselxci.

Grand Lodge

UNTIE!

The next poster thinks Ren and Stimpy makes sense.

Scarab Sages

1. Make show about potty humor.
2. Show to children aged 5-11.
3. Profit!

The next poster has Nickelodeon Floam(TM) instead of blood.


Yeah, so? Who doesn't?

Next poster is hiding in the christmas tree.

Grand Lodge

@#$! needles!

The next poster is batman!


I've been watching this thread from the shadows... You better behave...

The next poster has huge expectations about the coming new year.


who doesn't?

The next poster had a new RPG plotted in their minds. It was fantastic, playable and incredibly deep while still easy for a beginner to pick up. Then D&D 4th edition came out and killed their dream. They shall now tell you how...

Grand Lodge

Aw, Ninja Dragon Bra Pirate Quest would have been awesome, but WOTC used all of their sales money in "Tried and True" funds. Pathfinder is fun, though.

The next poster has a 1950s monster name (the worm with 100 eyes, beast with a billion backs...) and is about to tell it to us.


Well, way back when before, y'know, Monty Python and all that, I did a few movies for a well-known company. No, not RKO...I wish...That would've been great. I wouldn't have had to settle for a measly mention by those British bastards. Not even a photo, come on! Oh, right...anyway I did a few films as 'The C*** From Tokyo'. I don't think I could say 'C***', right? Oh, right.

The next poster will be back after these messages with VH1's Behind The Music.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

We will get right back to PINK on Behind the Music after this Public Service Annoucement.

The next poster knows first hand how important this PSA is.

Grand Lodge

Don't put laptops in your LAP.

The next poster didn't understand this, with dire consequences.


I don't see the problem, didn't use my legs that much anyway.

Next poster wants to be a ballerina.


Looks fun, after Black Swan.

The next poster has a new year's resolution.

The Exchange

I do, but what happens behind closed doors with consenting adults really is none of your business.

The next poster forgot the safeword.


No! I didn't! I'm sure! I tape recorded it and I wrote it down!
Please let me in! Please!!

Next poster wants to be steam train and is going to tell us why.

Grand Lodge

Because steampunk is cool!

The next poster has a tie with fifty shades of grey on it.


It depends on the morality of the souls I consume. Who knew there was such a spectrum of good and evil?

The next poster is tired of fads.

The Exchange

Fads are passe'. Trends are whats hot now!

The next poster keeps a Members' Only jacket in thier closet.

Grand Lodge

...to the International Meat of the Month club!

The next poster is the one who really runs the world.

Shadow Lodge

I've put in enough miles the last 4 years that i'm about half way around. I'm going to negative split it though and finish the last half in 3.

The next poster thought this was the banning thread to save me from having to come up with good next poster ideas.

Scarab Sages

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for contemplating suicide. Only Jesus Christ and the military can control your life, m'kay?

The next poster committed a serious faux pas when they passed the lord and praised the Ammunition.

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