A not even remotely famous person repudiates pasta


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Scarab Sages

Ghost posting?!? It's the pro-pastafarians! They're sabotaging my movement!


Hey Gary, where's my post?


Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

Scarab Sages

DOWN WITH PASTA!!! NO TO NOODLES!!!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm...pie.


Pie Golem wrote:
Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.

Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....


Kruelaid wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.
Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....

When pie's on the menu, drinking should be moderated.

Scarab Sages

Pie Golem wrote:
....drinking should be moderated.

NEVER!!!!!!

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
"note" haha I point out your spelling errors
I don't see any error...
Damn you Wertz you've turned my jibe into a non sequitor

Ha Ha HA


Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)


Kruelaid wrote:
Pie Golem wrote:
Pasta is nothing but waste of space that could be filled with PIE.
Pie... that reminds me of a night of heavy drinking and a certain ex-girfriend....

What doesn't?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.


mmmm.,,,,rice a roni.


Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

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Treppa wrote:
Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

AZ will love it.


They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!


Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Darn, that sounds delicious.

Well that's different. Any evil from the linguine is canceled out by the overwhelming Aura of Good radiated by bacon.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.
TMI!!!
She's on facebook, you want her url?
That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange brain.

Nice!


Kruelaid wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.
TMI!!!
She's on facebook, you want her url?
That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.

So then if you weren't married you'd be like "Sure!"

And I'd give it to you.

And you'd friend her and add the message: "Hi I know a dude who asswracked you!"

My invisipost....

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Treppa wrote:
Az... what about this pasta, hmmmm?

BRAINNNNNNNSSSSSS...........

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Aberzombie wrote:
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.

The original recipe is told to be in possession of Asmodeus himself. Or was it Nyarlathothep?


golem101 wrote:
pacchere napoletane

Gesundheit!

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
golem101 wrote:
pacchere napoletane
Gesundheit!

Smurfish?


Mmmmm.....smurffffff


Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Recipe? Please!!


Also, important note to you non-Italians out there. (Italians already know this.) If your pasta sauce is orange- you're not eating good pasta.

Scarab Sages

niel wrote:
.....you're not eating good pasta.

There is no such thing!!! It's all eeevil!


ANGER not the GODS OF PASTA, for their WRATH is BUTTERY and sprinkled with CHEESE!!!


Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

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This thread has given me a craving for some good lo mein.

Because Asian pasta is far superior to the cheap Italian imitation pasta.


PlungingForward wrote:
Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)

A born again Pastalic? Well, if you do return to the fold I will baptize you in Alfredo sauce.


Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.

Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)


Kajehase wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.
Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)

Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

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CourtFool wrote:
Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.

Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.

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Treppa wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.
Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??

I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.
Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??
I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!

Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.


Crimson Jester wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.
Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.

Just remember that next time you want to claim all us non-believers are ganging up on you.


Treppa wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.
Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??
I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!
Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.

Just as long as fungus stays on the inside of me, I'm good.

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CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.
Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.
Just remember that next time you want to claim all us non-believers are ganging up on you.

Boudin baby, that is all I need to say to you.


Whoa dudes! Did someone say shrooms?


The Jade wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::

Let's John Wu these pr*cks!

BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.

Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.

*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!

Aberzombie wrote:
Dude! I live in Philly!

Oh that means you're just misguided! You never have (and never will have) good pasta there. The Flying Spaghetti Monster considers Philly to be Unholy ground. You have to go to another state to find decent pasta, much less good.

Golem101 wrote:


I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.

I see your pacchere napoletane, and raise you a homemade gnocchi with homemade sausage and bacon sauce.


Oh come on. Gnocchi's not even pasta. More like dumplings really. :P


VM mercenario wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!

Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.

::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::

Let's John Wu these pr*cks!

BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.

Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.

*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!

GLAD TO HAVE YA, VM! LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN!

Silver Crusade

I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.


Pasta is terrific. That is all.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.

Um you have been in Italy..... I would hope so.

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Screw ya pasta lovin asses. I'll stick to meat and potatoes, the way The Irish God intended. Now don't make me have to get Boondock Saints on yer sorry asses.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
I've had more pasta in the last month than I ever thought I would.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days....

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Speaking as a non-American, I find it weird and creepy how you guys over there spend your whole time getting worked up about stuff like this. I mean, in the UK, pasta is simply a choice. We don't make a big deal of it, and most of the population doesn't even think about it. Frankly, you are considered strange if you go on about it.

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