PlungingForward |
Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)
Gary Teter Senior Software Developer |
The Jade |
Aberzombie wrote:Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange brain.Kruelaid wrote:That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.Aberzombie wrote:She's on facebook, you want her url?Kruelaid wrote:When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.TMI!!!
Nice!
Kruelaid |
Aberzombie wrote:Kruelaid wrote:That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.Aberzombie wrote:She's on facebook, you want her url?Kruelaid wrote:When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.TMI!!!So then if you weren't married you'd be like "Sure!"
And I'd give it to you.
And you'd friend her and add the message: "Hi I know a dude who asswracked you!"
My invisipost....
golem101 |
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!
I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.
The original recipe is told to be in possession of Asmodeus himself. Or was it Nyarlathothep?
Wolfthulhu |
This thread has given me a craving for some good lo mein.
Because Asian pasta is far superior to the cheap Italian imitation pasta.
The Jade |
Pasta is a farce. I can't deal with the gluten. I can't deal with the color. I can't deal with the carbs. Save it for the dogmatics. I'm walking away from pasta - fundamentalist, revisionist, apologist and new-agist alike. (I'll be back, though. I think I just like storming away from things so I can find them all over again. And maybe, thereby, draw some attention to myself.)
A born again Pastalic? Well, if you do return to the fold I will baptize you in Alfredo sauce.
Treppa |
Gary Teter wrote:Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??
Crimson Jester |
Kajehase wrote:Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??Gary Teter wrote:Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!
Treppa |
Treppa wrote:I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!Kajehase wrote:Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??Gary Teter wrote:Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.
Mairkurion {tm} |
Crimson Jester wrote:Not you, too, CJ?!?! Backstabber! Betrayer! And here I thought we were friends.... you're dead to me now. And covered with fungus.Treppa wrote:I am a Mushroom CONVERT!!!Kajehase wrote:Ack! Fungus! What is it with long-haired avatars whose names begin with "K" always pushing the mushroom agenda? Can't we escape the fungus anywhere??Gary Teter wrote:Mmm. Linguine with garlic chicken bacon tomato sauce. Not too shabby.Add some mushrooms and you've got a dish fit for kings. (And uppity common-as-muck anti-royalists too.)
Just as long as fungus stays on the inside of me, I'm good.
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:Just remember that next time you want to claim all us non-believers are ganging up on you.CourtFool wrote:Apparently being anti-FSM is the new busy. Oh poor us, see how we are persecuted.Oh quit your yappen :P Go eat some real food.
Boudin baby, that is all I need to say to you.
VM mercenario |
Kruelaid wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!
Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.
::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::
Let's John Wu these pr*cks!
BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.
Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.
*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!
Dude! I live in Philly!
Oh that means you're just misguided! You never have (and never will have) good pasta there. The Flying Spaghetti Monster considers Philly to be Unholy ground. You have to go to another state to find decent pasta, much less good.
I'm so inherently evil that I'm just going to cook a supersized portion of pacchere napoletane with homemade matriciana sauce. Being italian and able to cook decently, I'm pretty confident in the results.
I see your pacchere napoletane, and raise you a homemade gnocchi with homemade sausage and bacon sauce.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:*Grabs a chaingun and starts helping Jade and Kruelaid in killing the mooks* As an Italo-descendant I cannot let this batle pass me by. We will show the world the good of the pasta. FOR THE FETTUCCINI!!!Kruelaid wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!
Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.
::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::
Let's John Wu these pr*cks!
BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.
Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.
GLAD TO HAVE YA, VM! LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN!
Aubrey the Malformed |
Speaking as a non-American, I find it weird and creepy how you guys over there spend your whole time getting worked up about stuff like this. I mean, in the UK, pasta is simply a choice. We don't make a big deal of it, and most of the population doesn't even think about it. Frankly, you are considered strange if you go on about it.