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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I used to feel the same way FH, but kinda had one of those "Grinch" moments.... you know where the heart grows a whole 2 sizes.... now it's a size 1.
lol. Yeah, what he said. Trust me, when it's your kid's prized possession that lets them sleep at night....you just do what you have to. Heck, sometimes when it's just stuff. Throw up sounds worse than it is. The worst is when they discover the joy of poop painting. (Just about every baby does this at some point.) The crib, the bedding, the walls. Although I think for my own sanity those pajamas were done at that point. It was bad enough washing the ick out of his hair.

Ah the fun I have to look forward to.:) The only issues we have had so far are blow outs and projectile spit up.

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Nekkid Trollsalying for ToP!!!

~Strips off his jeans and does a raunchy dance.~

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Justin Franklin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I used to feel the same way FH, but kinda had one of those "Grinch" moments.... you know where the heart grows a whole 2 sizes.... now it's a size 1.
lol. Yeah, what he said. Trust me, when it's your kid's prized possession that lets them sleep at night....you just do what you have to. Heck, sometimes when it's just stuff. Throw up sounds worse than it is. The worst is when they discover the joy of poop painting. (Just about every baby does this at some point.) The crib, the bedding, the walls. Although I think for my own sanity those pajamas were done at that point. It was bad enough washing the ick out of his hair.
Ah the fun I have to look forward to.:) The only issues we have had so far are blow outs and projectile spit up.

Ah.... to go back to those simple days of minor gross. ;)

Silver Crusade

After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?


Moorluck wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I used to feel the same way FH, but kinda had one of those "Grinch" moments.... you know where the heart grows a whole 2 sizes.... now it's a size 1.
lol. Yeah, what he said. Trust me, when it's your kid's prized possession that lets them sleep at night....you just do what you have to. Heck, sometimes when it's just stuff. Throw up sounds worse than it is. The worst is when they discover the joy of poop painting. (Just about every baby does this at some point.) The crib, the bedding, the walls. Although I think for my own sanity those pajamas were done at that point. It was bad enough washing the ick out of his hair.
Ah the fun I have to look forward to.:) The only issues we have had so far are blow outs and projectile spit up.
Ah.... to go back to those simple days of minor gross. ;)

Indeed. :)


Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?

Not great, but in that small of quantity it won't hurt you. In fact, I think you'd probably have to drink quite a lot of it before you got sick from it.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?

Ignore what that crazy woman says, dish soap is great for you! My mom used to make me wash my mouth out with it for saying bad words. Words like f$%+, s&@@, a&*$!#%, Jimmy Carter, boobs, Chevy, lesbian and all those other things you don't say in a house full of southern conservatives.

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~Looks down and realizes two things, first he's still nekkid. Second it's cold.~

oops.


Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?
Ignore what that crazy woman says, dish soap is great for you! My mom used to make me wash my mouth out with it for saying bad words. Words like f#&#, s!@@, a!@&@~#, Jimmy Carter, boobs, Chevy, lesbian and all those other things you don't say in a house full of southern conservatives.

Hey! Just cause I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong! ;P

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?
Ignore what that crazy woman says, dish soap is great for you! My mom used to make me wash my mouth out with it for saying bad words. Words like f#&#, s!@@, a!@&@~#, Jimmy Carter, boobs, Chevy, lesbian and all those other things you don't say in a house full of southern conservatives.
Hey! Just cause I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong! ;P

No it doesn't!

Wait, why am I yelling? Ignore the crazy man in the corner, he's just cranky because of winter shrinkage. :P

Silver Crusade

Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?
Ignore what that crazy woman says, dish soap is great for you! My mom used to make me wash my mouth out with it for saying bad words. Words like f#&#, s!@@, a!@&@~#, Jimmy Carter, boobs, Chevy, lesbian and all those other things you don't say in a house full of southern conservatives.
Hey! Just cause I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong! ;P

No it doesn't!

Wait, why am I yelling? Ignore the crazy man in the corner, he's just cranky because of winter shrinkage. :P

Uh huh. That's what every guy says.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?
Ignore what that crazy woman says, dish soap is great for you! My mom used to make me wash my mouth out with it for saying bad words. Words like f#&#, s!@@, a!@&@~#, Jimmy Carter, boobs, Chevy, lesbian and all those other things you don't say in a house full of southern conservatives.
Hey! Just cause I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong! ;P

No it doesn't!

Wait, why am I yelling? Ignore the crazy man in the corner, he's just cranky because of winter shrinkage. :P

Uh huh. That's what every guy says.

Well it's true, when it gets cold a bear has to hibernate. lmao! ;D

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It's a Bindle-Stick, NOT a Rod of Shrinking, damnit!!

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The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

Spoiler:
We're watching Cars, over and over and over again. :S


Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

Surprised that hasn't begun skipping yet due to frequent wear & tear.


Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Surprised that hasn't begun skipping yet due to frequent wear & tear.

It's just starting to at a couple points. I guess we may get him a new copy for his birthday, but I hope he'll get into How to Train Your Dragon instead.

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

Ah, I appreciate that, but I failed that check years ago.....

Spoiler:
I rolled a 4!!!

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

Well, after meeting through a messageboard and developing a years-long online friendship, Ben and Brandon met in real life only to discover that they were actually twin brothers separated at birth. Meanwhile, Jane and George were worried about their boy Elroy, who seemed to think that the family dog was capable of speech and talked to him often. And, across town, the evil Mach Corporation moved forward with their plans to combined the DNA of a penguin with....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
Due to a virus that I discovered, causing any computer I will to explode, killing it's user, I was able to bring peace to the boards and eliminate the threat of trolls FOREVER!!!

knocks on some wood first

I have noticed a marked decrease in the realm of troll posts here in the OTD. So, you're saying we have you to thank for that?


Celestial Healer wrote:
After drinking most of my coffee this morning (and slowly waking up in the process) I have decided it tastes quite a bit like dish soap. I must not have rinsed my thermos very well. Is drinking dish soap bad for you?

When kids eat soap it tends to make them quite regular.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Due to a virus that I discovered, causing any computer I will to explode, killing it's user, I was able to bring peace to the boards and eliminate the threat of trolls FOREVER!!!

knocks on some wood first

I have noticed a marked decrease in the realm of troll posts here in the OTD. So, you're saying we have you to thank for that?

I get blamed for every bad thing in RL, so it only stands to reason that I should be accredited all good things online. :)

Spoiler:
And you're welcome for the WoW porn. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

Ah, I appreciate that, but I failed that check years ago.....

** spoiler omitted **

Wow, that's a higher roll than I was expecting from you. ;P


lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

+1 A child's capacity for absorbing repetition is mind boggling.

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

Ah, I appreciate that, but I failed that check years ago.....

** spoiler omitted **
Wow, that's a higher roll than I was expecting from you. ;P

I was standing next to my wife at the time that I rolled, Solnes has the Breastly Aura class feature and it granted me a +6 to the roll.


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **
Well, good luck making that sanity check. You'll need it.

Ah, I appreciate that, but I failed that check years ago.....

** spoiler omitted **
Wow, that's a higher roll than I was expecting from you. ;P
I was standing next to my wife at the time that I rolled, Solnes has the Breastly Aura class feature and it granted me a +6 to the roll.

Oh, okay, that totally makes sense now. :)


*sigh*

I really hate it when a thread that starts out as interesting to read turns into something irritating. Not trolls so much as the dead horse drumming corps.

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lynora wrote:

*sigh*

I really hate it when a thread that starts out as interesting to read turns into something irritating. Not trolls so much as the dead horse drumming corps.

And which one would that be?


Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:

*sigh*

I really hate it when a thread that starts out as interesting to read turns into something irritating. Not trolls so much as the dead horse drumming corps.

And which one would that be?

the getting forced into roles one. It seems to have devolved into my favorite class is the best and everything else is teh suxxors. meh. over it. too bad. it was an interesting discussion at first.


And now I have to go to class. Hopefully parking will not be too awful.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?

I performed thread necromancy on some of the old pic threads, and I wasn't even drinking. :)

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Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?

Hey Leafette. We missed ya', how's the hunting coming? Land a prize 12 point job yet?


Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?
Hey Leafette. We missed ya', how's the hunting coming? Land a prize 12 point job yet?

So far there is a couple openings, nothing fabulous, but I am going back to school this semester.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?
I performed thread necromancy on some of the old pic threads, and I wasn't even drinking. :)

Mmmm thread necro. Tastes just like bacon?

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Everything is better with BACON!!

Even Necromancy.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?
I performed thread necromancy on some of the old pic threads, and I wasn't even drinking. :)
Mmmm thread necro. Tastes just like bacon?

I brought back the 1000 aasimar feature/tiefling features/ressurection side effect threads, and I'm trying to bring back the 100 alternate history threads as well.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Sorry haven't been on lately. Doing the job hunt thing. what is up?
I performed thread necromancy on some of the old pic threads, and I wasn't even drinking. :)
Mmmm thread necro. Tastes just like bacon?
I brought back the 1000 aasimar feature/tiefling features/ressurection side effect threads, and I'm trying to bring back the 100 alternate history threads as well.

Woot!

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
I hope he feels better soon.

So do I, poor little guy has been sleeping all day. Ucky fever and scratchy throat.

Edited for manners: And thank you for the well wishes.

"Edited for manners"? You must have really had a fun day.

My oldest son got sick last night and emptied his Heward's Haversack worth of stomach contents on the middle of the floor. Which left me with a wide range of emotions late at night...

Don't you love it when they do that?
** spoiler omitted **
Not looking forward to doing this. How do you handle it/clean it up? Mops and buckets or do you just keep sawdust on hand? ANd how do you handle the...ah...excrement? Cuz I'm thinking just throw it away if it's a lost cause.
You just break out the soap and bucket, some things just can't be thrown away. Now I have no problem with tossing a pair of undies or what not, but I can't toss, say Riley's "Night-Night" without destroying the universe in his eyes.

We have a small wet vac. It helps, but in this case, we'll be calling in professional cleaners once the danger of it happening again is well off. There have been a few clothes that we've decided that it wasn't worth it to keep. The simplest is fill up the bath tub with soapy water and do everything there. It's contained, large amounts of water make it easier to clean than a lot of wipes, you can rinse the clothes there too if you wish to clean and keep them, and cleaning the tub is a lot easier than the carpet or the changing table or the bed or ...


Just burn the house down and start over, that's what I always did.

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)


Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)

Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.

Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)

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Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)

Except they are better then the movie that never existed.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)
Except they are better then the movie that never existed.

Are they? I may have to check and see if I can find them on DVD then.

~The Man Without Cable.

EDIT: And really, isn't just about everything better than the movie that wasn't made?

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Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)
Except they are better then the movie that never existed.

Are they? I may have to check and see if I can find them on DVD then.

~The Man Without Cable.

netflix?

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)
Except they are better then the movie that never existed.

He doth have a point. Even if they are retconning left and right (Really? The Mandolorians aren't almost extinct?? -- Oops, sorry!)

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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)
Except they are better then the movie that never existed.
He doth have a point. Even if they are retconning left and right (Really? The Mandolorians aren't almost extinct?? -- Oops, sorry!)

Spoiler:

they also resurrected Darth Maul this week

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

The thing I hate the most about the little one being sick is....

** spoiler omitted **

My youngest is different than the "norm" in that regard. He'll break out the Duck Tales and watch a few episodes, then watch Transformers, then watch Sesame Street, then watch Walking with Dinosaurs, then watch Speed Racer, ...

It's nice being able to relive my childhood through my son...

Very few things make me smile like when they love the same things I did at that age. :)
Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars.
Clone Wars? Oh, That's a continuation of some movies that never existed in this house. Hence it would be impossible for that series to exist either. >:)
Except they are better then the movie that never existed.

Are they? I may have to check and see if I can find them on DVD then.

~The Man Without Cable.
netflix?

I will see if they are on there, even better than buying 'em. :)

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