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Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

W.T.F!!!

Why do some a#&!%#*s insist on parking in the Fire Lane at strip malls? It says "NO PARKING" for a f~@%ing reason!!!! And there are about 10 open parking spots within 20 feet or so! Is it too much to ask that these lazy f~@%ers use an actual parking space and walk a bit f~@%ing further?!?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I typically park at the far end of parking lots to avoid other cars.
So your one of those huh?!? You drive just so you can park further then the rest of us and get exorcise walking to the front door. ;)

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

W.T.F!!!

Why do some a#&!%#*s insist on parking in the Fire Lane at strip malls? It says "NO PARKING" for a f~@%ing reason!!!! And there are about 10 open parking spots within 20 feet or so! Is it too much to ask that these lazy f~@%ers use an actual parking space and walk a bit f~@%ing further?!?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I typically park at the far end of parking lots to avoid other cars.
So your one of those huh?!? You drive just so you can park further then the rest of us and get exorcise walking to the front door. ;)

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

I can just see some guy in a minivan pulling up to the grocery store. Getting out of the van and hopping on a segway to take him across the parking lot to the front door to pick up a pack of ho ho's .


Crimson Jester wrote:


I can just see some guy in a minivan pulling up to the grocery store. Getting out of the van and hopping on a segway to take him across the parking lot to the front door to pick up a pack of ho ho's .

That was me, once. I was hanging out with some Chinese friends who were relatively new to the states. and our host, Yong required more ice cubes. So, having a client who lived about 300 feet away from the party, I called and asked if I could come over to raid the ice tray. When the client agreed I got in my car and drove 300' that-away and 300' back. Yong was waiting for me in the driveway giggling.

"What are you doing, Rone."
"Just getting that ice."
"You're in great shape and it's just... right there."
"I... I didn't want it to melt?"
"You're funny."

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The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


I can just see some guy in a minivan pulling up to the grocery store. Getting out of the van and hopping on a segway to take him across the parking lot to the front door to pick up a pack of ho ho's .

That was me, once. I was hanging out with some Chinese friends who were relatively new to the states. and our host, Yong required more ice cubes. So, having a client who lived about 300 feet away from the party, I called and asked if I could come over to raid the ice tray. When the client agreed I got in my car and drove 300' that-away and 300' back. Yong was waiting for me in the driveway giggling.

"What are you doing, Rone."
"Just getting that ice."
"You're in great shape and it's just... right there."
"I... I didn't want it to melt?"
"You're funny."

priceless.


Rock Biter wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

I take that back, after reading her 18 yr old daughters comments on FB I think it was torturous after all. Am I creepy??

Makes me want to sing AM I EVIL out loud.... Think I will give it a listen.

The metal gods are pleased.

+1


Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You drive just so you can park further then the rest of us and get exorcise walking to the front door. ;)

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

No he drives a Rascal scooter. He parks far away so he has room to pop on a grey wig and slip the black cardboard shell over everything. Then he drives into the store, wanders the aisles looking forlorn, and beeps occasionally.

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You drive just so you can park further then the rest of us and get exorcise walking to the front door. ;)

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

No he drives a Rascal scooter. He parks far away so he has room to pop on a grey wig and slip the black cardboard shell over everything. Then he drives into the store, wanders the aisles looking forlorn, and beeps occasionally.

*Beep*

Translation: Next time I'm going to the grand canyon.


Studpuffin wrote:

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

Speaking of segues, anyone see any good movies lately?

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Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

Speaking of segues, anyone see any good movies lately?

*sigh* worst segue ever.


Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You drive just so you can park further then the rest of us and get exorcise walking to the front door. ;)

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

No he drives a Rascal scooter. He parks far away so he has room to pop on a grey wig and slip the black cardboard shell over everything. Then he drives into the store, wanders the aisles looking forlorn, and beeps occasionally.

*Beep*

Translation: Next time I'm going to the grand canyon.

I just can't get over the image of an armless mute Pike in front of the frozen case starring at the Ben & Jerry's and beeping mournfully. I wonder if some young scantily-clad cadet from Orion would come along and offer to spoon-feed him... s l o w l y. Oops, she spilled some on herself...

Edit: My brain must be in an extra weird place today.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Exercise? Heck no. I have a segue.

Just kidding, not really.

Speaking of segues, anyone see any good movies lately?
*sigh* worst segue ever.

I know. That was the horrible attempt at a joke.

Liberty's Edge

Three guys walk into a bar and they all say "Ouch!"

Now that is a terrible joke.

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I had a post about haven seen the Sorcerer's apprentice not that I am sure it counts as a "good" movie. It was entertaining which is more then I can say about a ton of movies right now.

It was et' by the computer powers that be, namely my power cord came out and crashed my work computer. It is all better now.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

*~krk~l~*Is*bz~z~z~*


What's your frequency, taig? You're breaking up!

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taig wrote:
*~krk~l~*Is*bz~z~z~*

BADGAH!!! Yer back fuzzy! How's life treatin' ya?

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Howdy, FAWTLies! At the office for another Saturday. Taking some time to clean my workspace...where the heck did all of this old paperwork come from?!?!?

Taig!!! Welcome back!

Moorluck...how'd your work week go?

Scarab Sages

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Speaking of segues, anyone see any good movies lately?

Actually, I just started a thread on Batman: Under the Red Hood, which I jusy got today.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Crickets: Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

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Whats up Pat?!?!

Sorry I am at work and it has been busy so I can only respond sometimes.


Our ships are in pursuit, and justice will be dispensed by cannonade and cutlass, and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal


Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Crickets: Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

Howdy!

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You know, I'm getting rather tired of the uncertainty I'm currently experiencing. It's a rather frustrating aspect of Navy life that when you are assigned to a ship, that ship's schedule directs much of your day-to-day existence. Normally, that's okay, because the schedule is known (by the officers and crew) well in advance. However, stress levels really start to rise when events conspire to change that schedule in rapid and irregular intervals.

Imagine going to work in the morning and not knowing if you would be able to go home to your family that night. I'm currently sharing that exact experience with 900 of my shipmates. It sucks.

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Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Howdy, FAWTLies! At the office for another Saturday. Taking some time to clean my workspace...where the heck did all of this old paperwork come from?!?!?

Taig!!! Welcome back!

Moorluck...how'd your work week go?

Went very well, I enjoyed my job again. Hows your week been, I know you were heading out away from the fam and I know that sucks.

EDIT: And you apparently are having more suck time. Sorry to hear that buddy. :/


Moorluck. Don't go down the dark side. Come join us in Megaton and enjoy being a good guy.


Is there anyone out there who could tell me if there is any nudity in Boondock Saints? I have never watched it all the way through...


Nevermind. The original JAWS will be showing at Thing's place tonight now that the youngest was entertained by Halo: Legends.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Is there anyone out there who could tell me if there is any nudity in Boondock Saints? I have never watched it all the way through...

There are two scenes IRCC, one of male butt, and another brief breast scene. TBH anyone who can handle the violence and gratuitous use of profanity shouldn't mind the nudity though.

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Nevermind. The original JAWS will be showing at Thing's place tonight now that the youngest was entertained by Halo: Legends.

You choose JAWS over Saints? I don't know if I woulda gone that direction dude. :P

Liberty's Edge

The profanity in Boondocks Saints wasn't gratuitous!


I googled boondock saints ratings and found a link that said strong sexual content amidst the ratings info and that is something me and my sis didn't want to expose the 10 year old to.

From what Solnes says, it is a whole let less than ssc, but oh well.

The fifteen year old had already decided we should watch Jaws (he had seen it before and liked it) and put it in before I had googled the ratings, so that is what we are watching. I think he would really like the Saints, though.

Long awesome week with the family is coming to a close. They will leave in the morning and I can start using the lego designer download. :P

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houstonderek wrote:
The profanity in Boondocks Saints wasn't gratuitous!

"Well he certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word now doesn't he?"

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I googled boondock saints ratings and found a link that said strong sexual content amidst the ratings info and that is something me and my sis didn't want to expose the 10 year old to.

From what Solnes says, it is a whole let less than ssc, but oh well.

The fifteen year old had already decided we should watch Jaws (he had seen it before and liked it) and put it in before I had googled the ratings, so that is what we are watching. I think he would really like the Saints, though.

Long awesome week with the family is coming to a close. They will leave in the morning and I can start using the lego designer download. :P

If nudity is your only concern with the film, then there are those two parts. If language and violence are an issue I'd steer very clear of 'Saints. Personally it's one of, if not my favorite movie of all time.

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Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?


Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I googled boondock saints ratings and found a link that said strong sexual content amidst the ratings info and that is something me and my sis didn't want to expose the 10 year old to.

From what Solnes says, it is a whole let less than ssc, but oh well.

The fifteen year old had already decided we should watch Jaws (he had seen it before and liked it) and put it in before I had googled the ratings, so that is what we are watching. I think he would really like the Saints, though.

Long awesome week with the family is coming to a close. They will leave in the morning and I can start using the lego designer download. :P

If nudity is your only concern with the film, then there are those two parts. If language and violence are an issue I'd steer very clear of 'Saints. Personally it's one of, if not my favorite movie of all time.

Violence is not considered a problem because they see it so much in the video games they play that it doesn't bring up questions whose (sp?) answers may be awkward to explain to a ten year old. What was stated would not be a problem but something like the stair scene from A History of Violence would be, I think.


Moorluck wrote:
Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?

I'm just bouncing back and forth from the movie. I can't speak for everyone else.

Scarab Sages

Well, I WAS at the Tom Petty concert. Got to see him play for all of about 30 minutes, but the wife was feeling bad, so we left. Opening act was Buddy Guy, who was really good.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Well, I WAS at the Tom Petty concert. Got to see him play for all of about 30 minutes, but the wife was feeling bad, so we left. Opening act was Buddy Guy, who was really good.

That sucks. I hope she gets to feeling better. :(

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The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?
I'm just bouncing back and forth from the movie. I can't speak for everyone else.

I hate to tell you this but..

Spoiler:
The shark dies. :P

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Well, I WAS at the Tom Petty concert. Got to see him play for all of about 30 minutes, but the wife was feeling bad, so we left. Opening act was Buddy Guy, who was really good.
That sucks. I hope she gets to feeling better. :(

So do I. And what really sucks is that we had great seats. Not floor, but just up and to one side of the stage.

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?
I'm just bouncing back and forth from the movie. I can't speak for everyone else.

I hate to tell you this but..

** spoiler omitted **

that's pretty good, for this vicinity.

Liberty's Edge

Mmm... digital copy of LotR playing on one monitor while I'm reading through gaming PDFs. Who says I need a girlfriend?

*sob*

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Moorluck wrote:
Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?

Yes. Plus I am kicking a puppy around.

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Nevermind. The original JAWS will be showing at Thing's place tonight now that the youngest was entertained by Halo: Legends.
You choose JAWS over Saints? I don't know if I woulda gone that direction dude. :P

I think we're going to need a bigger boat.

Dark Archive

So I think my efforts to get the uncivil monstrosity of a thread back on topic is failing.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I think my efforts to get the uncivil monstrosity of a thread back on topic is failing.

Honestly I appreciate what you tried.

Dark Archive

Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I think my efforts to get the uncivil monstrosity of a thread back on topic is failing.
Honestly I appreciate what you tried.

So I just made a huge post with lots of questions. Maybe if you answer them one per post it may put it on track. Thats if you want too :P

Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So I think my efforts to get the uncivil monstrosity of a thread back on topic is failing.
Honestly I appreciate what you tried.
So I just made a huge post with lots of questions. Maybe if you answer them one per post it may put it on track. Thats if you want too :P

I simply blasted back answers based on my own beliefs.

LET THE FLAMES OF THE RIGHTEOUS BURN! (I got an asbestos suit)

Liberty's Edge

All right. G'night gents (and any lurkers still awake out there).


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
All right. G'night gents (and any lurkers still awake out there).

like me, he he

Sarcasm for ToTP, but it doesn't mean the same anymore, he he

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