Tables Not Appearing in the GMG

[Asgetrion]

Lathiira wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Who to Blame

1: The GM
2-7: James Jacobs
8-9: Erik Mona
10-15: Jason Bullman
16-17: Wesley Schneider
18-19: Josh Frost (PFS Problems Only)
20: Your Players

1d20

Jason, I blame you for not including this table in the APG.

You forgot entries for Logue and Pett;) Oh, and Sebastian, Sharoth, and Heathanson if it's on the boards.

That table is also missing the biggest mischief-maker on these boards: Kae'Yoss (who I blame for everything). What about me? Am I not Evil Incarnate? Am I not the Chosen Librarian of Asmodeus, the Infernal Archivist to House Thrune and the Grand Propagandist of the Glorious Empire of Cheliax?

I want to be blamed, too!

[Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D.]

Asgetrion wrote:

Lathiira wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Who to Blame

1: The GM
2-7: James Jacobs
8-9: Erik Mona
10-15: Jason Bullman
16-17: Wesley Schneider
18-19: Josh Frost (PFS Problems Only)
20: Your Players

1d20

Jason, I blame you for not including this table in the APG.

You forgot entries for Logue and Pett;) Oh, and Sebastian, Sharoth, and Heathanson if it's on the boards.

That table is also missing the biggest mischief-maker on these boards: Kae'Yoss (who I blame for everything). What about me? Am I not Evil Incarnate? Am I not the Chosen Librarian of Asmodeus, the Infernal Archivist to House Thrune and the Grand Propagandist of the Glorious Empire of Cheliax?

I want to be blamed, too!

I blame you for "true neutral" applied to intelligent creatures and "non-evil necromancy". And people who eat babies and want "paladins" of other alignments.

[Asgetrion]

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

I blame you for "true neutral" applied to intelligent creatures and "non-evil necromancy". And people who eat babies and want "paladins" of other alignments.

Ooh, thank you, Mairkurion! I'm finally getting recognition for my sinister actions...

C'mon people! If you have something to complain about, blame it on your resident fiendish (and naked) dwarf librarian! ;)

[Epic Meepo]

Less chat, more tables.

New Pathfinder Product Lines
01-04: Pathfinder Tiles
05-08: Pathfinder Minivans
09-12: Pathfinder Financial Derivatives
13-16: Pathfinder Commemorative Plates
17-20: Pathfinder: the Gathering

Uses for 1,000 Copper Pieces
01-04: Pillow
05-08: Paper weight
09-12: Catapult ammunition
13-16: New Bedazzler material
17-20: Prop for taunting peasants

[Braingamer]

Reasons Necromancer Is Wanted
01-07: Disinterred 2d6 corpses from local graveyard
06-12: Animated town mayor's mother-in-law
13-16: Failed to pay taxes on imported onyx gems
17-18: Sicced 1d4 fast zombies on door-to-door salesman
19: Cast Animate Dead on a corpse - during corpse's funeral
20: Revived 4-year old forum thread

1d20 ⇒ 20

Well, would you look at that.

[thaX]

Hooter Rating

Roll a D10

• 1-2) -1 Cha (Reroll if your human) "you look like a boy."
• 3-6) No Change (Reroll if your a Half-Orc with -2)(Reroll if your a Half-Elf with +1) "You look... nice."
• 7-8) +1 Cha (Reroll if your not a race in the Core Rulebook) "Why, hello!"
• 9) +1 Cha, +1 to Diplomancy towards men (Reroll if you have Reptilian subtype at -4) "Hey, beautiful!"
• 10) +2 Cha, +2 to Diplomancy and Diplomancy is always a class skill for you. (Reroll if your not human, Half-Orc, or Half-Elf) "Nice Rack!"

[Mystic_Snowfang]

thaX wrote:

10) +2 Cha, +2 to Diplomancy and Diplomancy is always a class skill for you. (Reroll if your not human, Half-Orc, or Half-Elf) "Nice Rack!" [/list]

However, you take a -2 to all escape artist checks, and a -5 to all escape artist checks that involve squeezing

[DM Jeff]

sigh

Spoons
1 Spoon, berry
2 Spoon, bouillon
3 Spoon, coffee
4 Spoon, demitasse
5 Spoon, desert
6 Spoon, fruit
7 Spoon, ice cream
8 Spoon, iced tea
9 Spoon, jelly
10 Spoon, salt
11 Spoon, service/table
12 Spoon, serving
13 Spoon, serving, bonbon
14 Spoon, serving, ice
15 Spoon, serving, large
16 Spoon, serving, pierced
17 Spoon, serving, rice
18 Spoon, soup
19 Spoon, sugar
20 Spoon, tea

[thaX]

Mystic_Snowfang wrote:

thaX wrote:

10) +2 Cha, +2 to Diplomancy and Diplomancy is always a class skill for you. (Reroll if your not human, Half-Orc, or Half-Elf) "Nice Rack!" [/list]

However, you take a -2 to all escape artist checks, and a -5 to all escape artist checks that involve squeezing

Let's see, escape artist flub in exchange for a nice rack....

Yeah, its worth it!

[aboniks]

Random Soup Encounters: (1d6)

1: Fly
2: Hair
3: Bone
4: Gristle
5: Noise, Slurping
6: Spoon, Dirty