First time

[Aberzombie]

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I can't remember the first time I posted here and it's driving me crazy!!! Teter is there any way you can tell? I'll give you my neighbors first born child in payment.

[Gary Teter]

Looks like it might be this post. Your five year paizo.com anniversary is coming up soon!

[Jeremy Mac Donald]

It's like a trip down memory lane.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Looks like it might be this post. Your five year paizo.com anniversary is coming up soon!

Thanks Gary! Wow! Has it only been about 5 years? Good times!

sniff

I...I promised myself I wouldn't cry....

sniff

starts to sing

Mem’ries light the corners of my mind.
Misty water color mem’ries of the way we were.
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind.
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were.
Can it be that it was all so simple then,
Or has time rewritten ev’ry line?
If we had the chance to do it all again,tell me,
Would we?
Could we?
Mem’ries may be beautiful, and yet,
What’s too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget.
So it’s the laughter we will remember,
When ever we remember the way we were,
The way we were.

Spoiler:

And wnat a f$%*ing stupid thing to write. Seriously, what the hell was I smoking that day?

[Aaron Bitman]

You know, when I get to know a user on these boards, I look at that user's "Recent Posts" tab, and read them to try to get a handle on what that person is like.

At such times, I wish there were an "EARLIEST Posts" feature as well. If I could see THAT, I might get an even better idea.

Of course, I know that you at Paizo have a million and one things to do, and that there are many website enhancements on your to-do list. But maybe an "Earliest Posts" feature could be added to the list.

Hey, Paizo fans! Is anyone else with me on this one?

[Gary Teter]

I just added "allow paging through all of a user's posts via recent posts tab" to the todo list.

Spoiler:

The todo list is the greatest labor-avoidance device EVAR.

[Sharoth]

Oh Great and Powerful Teter, when was my first post? When was the day that all the people over at Paizo begain to curse and wail in dispair as I showed up to seed chaos and destruction at this site?

~grins~

[Charles Evans 25]

Gary Teter wrote:

I just added "allow paging through all of a user's posts via recent posts tab" to the todo list.** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, an archive access option might be better, given that posters like Heathansson might break the Recent Posts tab with their sheer volume of posts.

:-k

[Ask a Succubus]

Aberzombie's first post wrote:

No offense intended, but it sounds like you all need to work on your gaming a bit. With my original adventuring group, we never had a problem figuring out why we were travelling together. Each player would come up with a detailed background for his character. Then it was the DMs job to fit everything together and make it work. We never needed a theme. Besides, diversity in a party helps to cover all the bases. And with our DM we needed to cover them.

Twisted Humour! (edited)

Spoiler:

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,
I would concur with you that it can be good to tell other people that they're playing the game the wrong way, and having badwrongfun. I especially love the way you use 'No offense intended' to deliberately patronise for additional injury.
However, as a piece of advice to a first time poster, you might like to ensure that you are either fire-resistant or able to run very fast, if you wish to continue posting in that style.
Lilith may be around eventually with cookies, and welcome to the Paizo messageboards.
Yours,
Ask a Succubus.

[Charles Evans 25]

Aberzombie:
I will add that your first post was almost certainly much better and less incendiary than my first post. I'm pretty certain mine was made at the start of the edition wars and I made the foolish and naive error of comparing the much touted (and then unreleased) 4th Edition to an MMORPG. I cringe still at that post. I think I may have dug myself in further with later ones, but I can't bear to go back and look right now...

Edit:
And congratulations on five years of posting. :)

[Gary Teter]

Sharoth wrote:

Oh Great and Powerful Teter, when was my first post? When was the day that all the people over at Paizo begain to curse and wail in dispair as I showed up to seed chaos and destruction at this site?

Looks like it was in February, 2006.

Spoiler:

Not a tilde in sight!

[Sharoth]

Gary Teter wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Oh Great and Powerful Teter, when was my first post? When was the day that all the people over at Paizo begain to curse and wail in dispair as I showed up to seed chaos and destruction at this site?

Looks like it was in February, 2006. ** spoiler omitted **

~grumbles~ DRAT!!! ~curses under my breath~

[Dazylar]

Ooh ooh! When was mine then? sometime in 2007 I reckon - when we started SCAP.

[Crimson Jester]

Thread Necromancy Oh' Mr. Teter!

[Crimson Jester]

i am sure he will not see this till Monday but i wish to have it on my resent posts anyway.

[Gary Teter]

Looks like your first post was this one.

[seekerofshadowlight]

not as old as some of the others, but if ya get time I am curious myself. I seem to recall it being about savage tide, but I could be mistaken

[Gary Teter]

Seeker, I think this one is yours.

[DitheringFool]

maybe a Born On Date or something on our Profile page would be kind of cool?

[Sebastian]

Gary Teter wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Oh Great and Powerful Teter, when was my first post? When was the day that all the people over at Paizo begain to curse and wail in dispair as I showed up to seed chaos and destruction at this site?

Looks like it was in February, 2006. ** spoiler omitted **

Oh yeah. I have that date marked on my calendar as "the date when the Paizo community started to go down hill."

[seekerofshadowlight]

Gary Teter wrote:

Seeker, I think this one is yours.

hey thanks, I thought it was about savage tide.

[Sebastian]

I think my first post was a question about a 3.0 vampire module. It'd probably have been from 04/05.

That was well before I became a blight on the community.

[Aberzombie]

Sebastian wrote:

I think my first post was a question about a 3.0 vampire module. It'd probably have been from 04/05.

That was well before I became a blight on the community.

There was a time when you weren't?

[Fake Healer]

I would love to know what and when my first time post was! Please?

[Aberzombie]

Fake Healer wrote:

I would love to know what and when my first time post was! Please?

I'm thining you and Sebastian have to be somewhere in the general vicinity of me - early to mid 2005. Maybe?

[Crimson Jester]

Gary Teter wrote:

Looks like your first post was this one.

Wow really, I lurked that long before posting. Wow.

[Fake Healer]

Fake Healer wrote:

I would love to know what and when my first time post was! Please?

Mister Postmonster, grant me a wish.

Show me my first time on this board's list.
Mister Postmonster, bring me a dream!

[Lilith]

August 24th, 2005. Aww yeah. \m/

[Aberzombie]

Lilith wrote:

August 24th, 2005. Aww yeah. \m/

So, if my first post was before yours, and you ARE the Demon Queen of Victuals, does that make me a Qlippoth? Sweet! I'm a wretched and deadly proto-demon.

[Gary Teter]

Fake Healer wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

I would love to know what and when my first time post was! Please?

Mister Postmonster, grant me a wish.

Show me my first time on this board's list.
Mister Postmonster, bring me a dream!

Looks like this one.

[Fake Healer]

Ha! In your face Lilith! My born on date is August 5th, 2005!
;P

[Fake Healer]

Gary Teter wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

I would love to know what and when my first time post was! Please?

Mister Postmonster, grant me a wish.

Show me my first time on this board's list.
Mister Postmonster, bring me a dream!

Looks like this one.

Thanks, Bro! It's cool to see the beginning for me.

[Adam Daigle]

Oooh, Gary...pwetty pwease?

I think I know which one it is, but I've got a terrible memory when time is involved.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

[DitheringFool]

I would love to know too... but I still think this value added to our profiles would make a nice addition.

[flash_cxxi]

OOOOO Do Me Gary!!! Prety Please... :D

I know my first purchase was in September 9 2006 (Savage Tide Player's Guide) but I'm not sure how long I lurked after that before I stuck my toe into the Paizo wading pool.

[Kobold Catgirl]

flash_cxxi wrote:

OOOOO Do Me Gary!!! Prety Please... :D

I know my first purchase was in September 9 2006 (Savage Tide Player's Guide) but I'm not sure how long I lurked after that before I stuck my toe into the Paizo wading pool.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Teter's probably wishing he locked this thread when he had the chance.
I'd like to know Kobold Assassin's first post (my first account, whose password and email I long ago lost), but I have a rough idea...

For Length:

May 22, 2007 wrote:

Kobold Assassin,

Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Calling Himself Lord of Droning on and on and and on and and on and and on and and on and and on and and on and and on and on, Through Cutting and Pasting on the Laptop.

Man, I was annoying back then. I didn't improve much around the end of that account's days, either...

June 23, 2007 wrote:

kobold assassin wrote:

Man this is boring. GitP's comics are taking way too long(www.giantitp.com)!!! Nobody has any new, good threads! My bro isn't here to play D&D, and I can't find a good site to go onto!

Any suggestions?

That was a thread I started called 'BORED!!!'.

The case could be made, in fact, that I hadn't improved until this year. Some of my posts were pretty obnoxious, and I still cringe at my roleplaying follies.
There are also some two dozen people who say I'm still not mature. I ignore them.

[Gary Teter]

Adam Daigle wrote:

Oooh, Gary...pwetty pwease?

I think I know which one it is, but I've got a terrible memory when time is involved.

This one I think.

[Gary Teter]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

Back before you had 108 sock puppets.

[Gary Teter]

DitheringFool wrote:

I would love to know too... but I still think this value added to our profiles would make a nice addition.

You're right, but for now this gives me something to do at the end of the day. Here it is.

[Gary Teter]

flash_cxxi wrote:

OOOOO Do Me Gary!!! Prety Please... :D

I know my first purchase was in September 9 2006 (Savage Tide Player's Guide) but I'm not sure how long I lurked after that before I stuck my toe into the Paizo wading pool.

Looks like it was a few months.

[Gary Teter]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Teter's probably wishing he locked this thread when he had the chance.

I'd like to know Kobold Assassin's first post (my first account, whose password and email I long ago lost), but I have a rough idea...

Hehehehe. I remember very well when you first showed up. Be careful what you wish for.

Your very first post, from February 23, 2007 (no longer publicly visible):

Spoiler:

I hate paladins. and clerics. and wizzies. and monks. and bards. there stupid. have u ever seen 1 with an int. of 3 or higher? i didnt think so. cause there all stupid.

Here's your first post that didn't get removed.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Gary Teter wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Teter's probably wishing he locked this thread when he had the chance.

I'd like to know Kobold Assassin's first post (my first account, whose password and email I long ago lost), but I have a rough idea...

Hehehehe. I remember very well when you first showed up. Be careful what you wish for.

Your very first post, from February 23, 2007 (no longer publicly visible):** spoiler omitted **

Here's your first post that didn't get removed.

....

Is there a chance my next post was, 'just kidding', and they were both removed for double-posting?

[Gary Teter]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Is there a chance my next post was, 'just kidding', and they were both removed for double-posting?

Your next post (also removed):

Spoiler:

i cant believe thay made em! there so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paladins, monks, wizzies, clerics, bards, blah blah...

The moral is, quit while you're ahead. :-)

[Kobold Catgirl]

Can somebody please just kill me? Aberzombie? Sebastian? A poodle? Anyone?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I wish I had the internet when I was eleven.
BLABLABLA F&+%IN BLABLA!!
ET...CETERA.....CETERA ....CETERRA.....

[Chef's Slaad]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I wish I had the internet when I was eleven.

BLABLABLA f*%@IN BLABLA!!
ET...CETERA.....CETERA ....CETERRA.....

wait, you're not eleven?

[Chef's Slaad]

here's my first one, btw before I changed my alias.

and here's my first one (or as near as I can get) from when after I changed my alias

Man, august 20 2004. it seems like a lot longer :).

[Aberzombie]

Damn, looks like I started a trend. Sorry for any extra work this involves Mr. Teter.

please don't hurt me