Out of Hades's realm
the dogs of war are unleashed.
Yappy little mutts!
Yappy little mutts
Bother me while I'm at work.
They're my bosses's kids.
They're my bosses's kids.
Richer than I'll ever be.
Soon, they'll take my job.
Soon, they'll take my job.
With those tails the monkeys can
type extremely fast.
Type "extremely" fast
And you'll get all sorts of words
None of them make sense
None of them make sense
But then what does in this world?
Man...I am depressed.
Man...I am depressed
Woman...I am lonely too
Kids...How'd we get here?
Kids...how'd we get here!
The little boy sighed and said
"We're at PFS."
We're at PFS
Flying camel saves the day
Song of the Sea Witch
Song of the Sea Witch?
That's a bardic masterpiece.
Of that I'm certain
Of that I'm certain
I face the final curtain
I did it My Way!
I did it my way
with that new do-it-yourself
Home Assassin's kit.
"Home, Assassin's kit!"
also a magic carpet
Artificers rock
Artificers rock
according to commissioned
business managers.
business managers
mediocre manifest
the scum of the earth
The scum of the earth
speak either Aklo or else
Drow Undercommon
Drow, under common
law, became cruel landowners
Oliver CROMWEEELLL!!!
Oliver Cromwell
Protected English and Scots
Also, the Irish
Also, the Irish
really really hate Cromwell
enjoy your hate mail
enjoy your hate mail
that's why you shouldn't abuse
power/privilege
Power/privelage
i like to think will lead to
flaccid impotence
Flaccid impotence
"Phil you are as impotent
as a clean dishrag"
"As a Clean Dishrag,
YOU must defeat Dirty Dish!"
strange video game
Strange video game
You have to take your chances
on the Organ trail.
On an organ trail
deoxy-ribonucleic acid
won't fit into a haiku...
Won't fit in haiku
Unless five syllables are
In the first and last
In the first and last
lines of the haiku there are
just five syllables
just five syllables
so perhaps you should have said
"in Oregon Trail"
In Oregon trail
You do not face advancing
hordes of zambamboes
"hordes of zambamboes?"
that phrase sounds kind of racist
you should be ashamed
You should be ashamed!
"Now I'll have to clean the poop"
I said to my son
I said to my son
don't spent too much of your time
on paizo forums...
On paizo forums
RPG fans can engage
In hot arguement
In "Hot Argument"
naked scholars disagree
very highbrow porn
very highbrow porn
often involves the poster
who follows this...
*I Will Follow This*
*Fine Animal Gorilla*
*Did I Surprise You?*
Did I surpirse you?
I know that mimes shouldn't talk
I couldn't resist
I couldn't resist
saving throw - natural 1!
hideous laughter
hideous laughter
explosive runes, lightning bolt,
Save versus Death Ray
Save versus death ray
it really isn't that bad
just kidding, you're dead
Save versus Death ray
Get a plus three dodge bonus
as membership perk
As a membership perk
I recieved a bass cannon
and made great dubstep
And made great dubstep?
Sorry I must have gotten
passed over on that.
Passover on that
day, awful; Here's to Next Year
In Jerusalem!
In jerusalem
The people inside try to
fight the crusaders
"Fight the crusaders!"
Said the mujahedeen, right
Before the drone strike
Before the drone strike
Enjoy tea ceremony
Honor before death
Honor before death
That was the samurai's code
Look where it got them.
look where it got them
at the center of the earth
"me sa in tha core"
"Me sa in the core"
Jar Jar binks said while in pain
No one really cared
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