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who'se going to kill who in the morning?


::Leads a parade through the Southern part of the thread::

Scarab Sages

Hmmm, that last one didn't appear to be affected.


So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!

RPG Superstar 2012

Pennangalan

(Still cracks me up)

Liberty's Edge

Boing boing boing!

*goes bouncing through the thread on his pogo stick*


Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.


taig wrote:
What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

African or European?


Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.


Pillowpants wrote:
WHERE IS TAD?

Call of nature.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!

Nice!


Urizen wrote:
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

Do you believe in the democracy of the dead?


Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!

did you get her number?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Woodraven wrote:
taig wrote:
What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?
African or European?

Indonesian.


Studpuffin wrote:
liquid refreshment, be mine!

coffee po(s)t.


Uri? You copy and pasting or is it reposting?


G. K. Chesterton wrote:
Do you believe in the democracy of the dead?

I DO!!!


I must find work

Scarab Sages

We got some thin' we both know it,
We don't talk too much about it
Ain't no real big secret, all the same,
Somehow we get around it

Listen, it don't really matter to me
Baby, you believe what you wanna believe
You see, you don't have to live like a refugee

Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have
Kicked you around some
Tell me why you wanna lay there,
Revel in your abandon

Honey, it don't make no difference to me
Baby, everybody's had to fight to be fre e
You see, you don't have to live like a refugee
No baby, you don't have to live like a refugee

Baby, we ain't the first
I'm sure a lot of other lovers been burned
Right now this ain't real to you
It's one of those things you got to feel to be true

Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have
Kicked you around some
Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped,
Tied-up, taken away, and held for ransom

Honey, it don't really matter to me
Baby, everybody's ha d to fight to be free
You see, you don't have to live like a refugee
No, you don't have to live like a refugee
Baby, you don't have to live like a refugee


Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.


I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
TAD's cussing! I'm telling!

Go ahead! I dare you to flag Twin Agitate Dragons.


Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!
did you get her number?

Nah, chicks girlfriend was in the car. Some bleached blonde college ditz working on her Mrs. Degree.


Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!
did you get her number?

didst thou errant flap-mouthed bum-bailey get her number?

Man, I was HOPING that was a filter! What did you call Solnes??

RPG Superstar 2012

We're almost to page 600. That's unprecedented!


so wonwy


Woodraven wrote:
I must find work

Three words for you. Male. Escort.


To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

Scarab Sages

Time to go watch people humiliate themselves on Wipeout.

Liberty's Edge

No, coffee bad!

Cola good!


Blind Squirrel wrote:
Where are my nuts?

Isn't that what she said?

RPG Superstar 2012

Fun show, Wipeout.


Solnes wrote:
Uri? You copy and pasting or is it reposting?

Pa-a-asting... over you!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
liquid refreshment, be mine!
coffee po(s)t.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... coffee


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
TAD's cussing! I'm telling!
Go ahead! I dare you to flag Twin Agitate Dragons.

Wasn't me! It was Studly Puffin!


Treppa wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!
did you get her number?

didst thou errant flap-mouthed bum-bailey get her number?

Man, I was HOPING that was a filter! What did you call Solnes??

Yeah!


Solnes wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So, super cute girl came in today. She was all short brunette hair and tiny. We chatted briefly, I helped her pick out her.....purchase...and she hit on me on her way out the door. Totally highlight of the day!
did you get her number?
Nah, chicks girlfriend was in the car. Some bleached blonde college ditz working on her Mrs. Degree.

I need to get out more


Crazed Pokemon Fan wrote:

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

Thank the Pokegods I'm not with that person


taig wrote:

Not kidding about this:

** spoiler omitted **

I hear they take lots of skills to pass.


I need me a whirlwind of carnivorous whores


Cow

Liberty's Edge

I want to build a character. :(


Woodraven wrote:
my cat is snoring

mine is purring


Roy Orbison wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uri? You copy and pasting or is it reposting?
Pa-a-asting... over you!

Over me? Under me? Behind me? :P


Cow Cow Cow


Solnes wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
I must find work
Three words for you. Male. Escort.

have you seen me or did moorluck forget to mention that you were blind :P or that could explain why you picked him?


Cow


A purring pussy is a happy pussy!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
I need me a whirlwind of carnivorous whores

Who doesn't these days?


This looks like a fine thread to navigate through. Unfortunately, I don't see anything worth plundering.

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