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Crystal: Using a pastry bag is easy. You can pick it up in five minutes even without instruction.
Rob: Well, I've been trying to learn to use a pastry bag for forty years and still can't!
Crystal: Have you been using a pastry bag, or live weasels?
Rob: What's the difference?
Crystal: The live weasel is the one that bites.
Adam: Also, one is warmer.
Crystal: Yeah, usually the pastry bag will be warmer.
Rob: ...
Rob: I think I've been using weasels all this time.
Crystal: That makes sense. Weasels hate being squeezed.
Rob: This is why they should come with instructions!
One of Paizo's original employees previously had a job squeezing penguins in the Antarctic. Seriously.
So...what is it penguin squeezings are used for?
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So...what is it penguin squeezings are used for?
A material component in a Mumble's irresistible dance spell.
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One of Paizo's original employees previously had a job squeezing penguins in the Antarctic. Seriously.Crystal: Using a pastry bag is easy. You can pick it up in five minutes even without instruction.
Rob: Well, I've been trying to learn to use a pastry bag for forty years and still can't!
Crystal: Have you been using a pastry bag, or live weasels?
Rob: What's the difference?
Crystal: The live weasel is the one that bites.
Adam: Also, one is warmer.
Crystal: Yeah, usually the pastry bag will be warmer.
Rob: ...
Rob: I think I've been using weasels all this time.
Crystal: That makes sense. Weasels hate being squeezed.
Rob: This is why they should come with instructions!
One of the conditions of me coming back was that we don't discuss my entertainment career, Vic
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"Well squeeze my penguin!" would be a fine folksy Southern expression of surprise. Deep, deep Southern. All the way.
Antarctic gentleman never polar bear and tell.
"Well squeeze my penguin, it's a Yankee!"
"I'm Chilean."
"Like I said, a dang Yankee."
(I should also go...its for the best)
Antarctic gentleman never polar bear and tell.
"Well squeeze my penguin, it's a Yankee!"
"I'm Chilean."
"Put on a coat then!"
HiYO! I'll show myself out.
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"Well squeeze my penguin!" would be a fine folksy Southern expression of surprise. Deep, deep Southern. All the way.
'Squeeze My Penguin Well' was a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young tune, I think.
Ba dum tish!
As Dante said, when first he Beatrice espied: Incipit vita nuova. How did I live before this link?
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Me Should I be concerned?
Sutter seems to have amassed all the dipping sauce from today in his office.
Katina Sutter’s just feelin’ saucy.
Do you have a credible sauce for this accusation?
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I feel very disinclined to order any "Rovagug Roti", given his portfolio, I think I would rather my stomach not be destroyed, and I am trying to watch my oblivion intake.
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I feel very disinclined to order any "Rovagug Roti", given his portfolio, I think I would rather my stomach not be destroyed, and I am trying to watch my oblivion intake.It just destroys your bowels, not your stomach.
I'm not sure that's a plus.
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I feel very disinclined to order any "Rovagug Roti", given his portfolio, I think I would rather my stomach not be destroyed, and I am trying to watch my oblivion intake.It just destroys your bowels, not your stomach.
You've been out for curry in Dewsbury too, I see.
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Just another reason why the boards love Chris, she has learned psychic crush, color me impressed.
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Katina ... or I'll throw you in Mt Doom
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Katina ... or I'll throw you in Mt Doom
Based on past posts, I suspect this could mean the Paizo soda machine.
I thought it was Mt Dew too...
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Food Delivery Person Here for Cosmo WOAH! ... What is this place?
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Food Delivery Person Here for Cosmo WOAH! ... What is this place?
Rude, Cosmo has a name.
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redacted: JFC autocorrect. Learn some f&%~ing Star Wars names.
Customer Service Manager
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diego: Star Wars conversation I can’t participate in cause phone... Damn it phones!
katina: Basically Diego’s form of torture
katina: Maybe we should change the conversation to Star Trek instead...
sara marie: Thats an enterprising suggestion
liz: We should boldly go forward with it
katina: I dunno, I don’t want to get too engaged
sara marie: I wish I new more about Star Trek to carry on this voyage of puns
sara marie: but I feel like I'm heading into deep space
katina: I’m trying to think up more Star Trek puns, but I don’t really know if I Khan.
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Clearly, we've set phasers to pun around here.
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=0(
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I always thought they had a warped sense of humor.
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This seems to be an awful lot of tribble for cheap laughs.
Maybe its just a phaser they're going through?
I don't know. I'm kind of energized by the whole thing.
Indeed. I'm practically transported with delight.
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You guys are all grasping at Bones. I think Yar should Troi to LaForge a new line of puns. Otherwise someone might come in and Crusher you.
I surrender.
I think you Spock too soon.
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Shaka, the puns fell.
It would seem to be a prime directive that this federation of number one puns Q continuum.