My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618
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My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618
I can't view that file, YeuxAndI.
We're all good guys here, just toss up that password so we can check it out :)
My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618
I'm silly, posted that and went to bed.
That. just. rocks.
:D
Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"
My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618I'm silly, posted that and went to bed.
HOLY COOLNESS!
... ummm.... yeah.... my book was messed up too..... yeah that's it!
My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618I'm silly, posted that and went to bed.
Now you have to put this on a shelf and BUY ANOTHER COPY!!! They are quite sneaky that way, tricking people into buying additional copies by signing them.
Director of Sales
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Lol... that was your dad? Heh.
Well... he said that page 238 (or something) was messed up and jokingly asked for us to just send him a copy of that page signed by the editors.
Alison told him that we'd just go ahead and send a replacement copy of the whole book. Then we got thinking that it'd be a funny surprise to get that signed. So we did. :)
...and it was.
Thanks,
cos
Lol... that was your dad? Heh.
Well... he said that page 238 (or something) was messed up and jokingly asked for us to just send him a copy of that page signed by the editors.
Alison told him that we'd just go ahead and send a replacement copy of the whole book. Then we got thinking that it'd be a funny surprise to get that signed. So we did. :)
...and it was.
Thanks,
cos
Yep, that was my pop. He didn't want to have his picture taken so I did it for him.
Thanks, Cos and co. Your the best.
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My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618I'm silly, posted that and went to bed.
Of course, kinda proves how bigoted they are that they'd think a bunch of sigs in a book was worth anything!
Btw, are you selling the messed-up book on Ebay?
My dad's book was messed up, so he emailed Customer Service and we got THIS.
Thanks so so so so much. We really cannot deal with how cool this is. Consider us and the Polyhedron Patheon of Paizo forever allies and boon companions.
The happiest gnomes you've ever known,
The Free State of 618I'm silly, posted that and went to bed.
Of course, kinda proves how bigoted they are that they'd think a bunch of sigs in a book was worth anything!
Btw, are you selling the messed-up book on Ebay?
No.
Oh, I have a complaint about my copy, too, and need a signed copy to cope with my loss. See, my copy just... disintegrated. Spontaneously. I'll send you prove later with a photo of me not holding anything, which proves that what I just ma.. said is true!
Honest! Look at my avatar! Is that the face of a liar?
Oh, I have a complaint about my copy, too, and need a signed copy to cope with my loss. See, my copy just... disintegrated. Spontaneously. I'll send you prove later with a photo of me not holding anything, which proves that what I just ma.. said is true!
Honest! Look at my avatar! Is that the face of a liar?
^What he said... ;)
Could be a double bluff... them Chelaxian's are a tricksy lot...
I wouldn't rule out an infernal ritual of burning the rulebook to summon sympathy and a hallowed signed copy...
Like I said tricksy!
Could be a double bluff... them Chelaxian's are a tricksy lot...
Of course! Sometimes we lie. Sometimes, we anticipate you suspecting us to lie and tell the truth to throw people off track.
And then, we often anticipate you anticipating our double-cross and triple-cross.
And it goes on. One time I think I had a 665-cross (the sucker expected a 666-cross, which was so cliché of him it was cute).
Totally devastated that sucker.
I wouldn't rule out an infernal ritual of burning the rulebook to summon sympathy and a hallowed signed copy...
It didn't burn - which would leave ashes. Cinders. The works. This left not a thing behind. Not even dust you get from the usual magic/psionic disintegration. One second I read up on poisons, curses, and diseases (yes, all of them at once - teaches that player to touch my GM dice!) and POOF! no more core rulebook.
And I didn't even get a flash of light. You'd expect a flash of light. Or a smell of brimstone. Or lilacs (the most evil smell ever - seriously, if there is a smell of lilacs, even Asmodeus gets nervous.)
Not to mention that I mentioned POOF! only to describe the disappearance. There were no sound effects, either.
So very disappointing.
And a true story. I never lie. You say Chelaxians lie, but I'm not one, I only pretend to be one.
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Could be a double bluff... them Chelaxian's are a tricksy lot...Of course! Sometimes we lie. Sometimes, we anticipate you suspecting us to lie and tell the truth to throw people off track.
And then, we often anticipate you anticipating our double-cross and triple-cross.
And it goes on. One time I think I had a 665-cross (the sucker expected a 666-cross, which was so cliché of him it was cute).
Totally devastated that sucker.
Ahh yes, Well I am with the CIA, even though I tell people I am with the CID, since then they will of course think I am with the CIC when in fact I am with the DIA. So yes, I understand the whole thing and in fact, have proof of the disintegration of your book, as, while I am not the agent who disintegrated your book, but may know said agent, and therefore have access to said disintegration technology...you know what...never mind I don't know what you are talking about. or what I am talking about, in fact I am not even talking... of that I am certain and have proof.
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Wish I had known how cool the staff at Paizo can be... my book was missing the bottom corner of page 438. The owner of my FLGS traded my damaged copy for his personal pristine copy. And this after selling his SIGNED copy from GenCon to a customer who wasn't able to get a book from release due to a shortage through his distributors.
Should I have him contact customer service as well?!
You guys are awesome! And that is why I have no problems telling everyone to purchase Paizo products!
Ahh yes, Well I am with the CIA, even though I tell people I am with the CID, since then they will of course think I am with the CIC when in fact I am with the DIA... you know what...never mind I don't know what you are talking about. or what I am talking about, in fact I am not even talking... of that I am certain and have proof.
Probably the effects of LSD. You should get some RNR with TLC.
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Probably the effects of LSD. You should get some RNR with TLC.
Ahh yes, Well I am with the CIA, even though I tell people I am with the CID, since then they will of course think I am with the CIC when in fact I am with the DIA... you know what...never mind I don't know what you are talking about. or what I am talking about, in fact I am not even talking... of that I am certain and have proof.
WTF? LOL!
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Now I want one...
Er... uh... YEAH, my copy *WAS* badly damaged, too! Can I get a free copy with autographs, Cosmo? Er, I can't send you any photos or the book itself because... er, I just can't. Asmodeus popped in and took it, 'cuz he said you and Vic haven't offered him one as a sacrifice, although you guys had promised to do so.
Pretty please? :)
Uh, if you need any witnesses, Kae was there as well (I'll back your claim, Kae, if you're with me on this one!) ... uh, yeah, in fact, it was Asmodeus who disintegrated Kae's book!
(Seriously, that's just so cool... you guys absolutely rock! Congrats to you and your dad, YeuxAndI!)
That is so cool...
GRU