Dire rat!


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Looks like they found one.


toyrobots wrote:
Looks like they found one.

Holy toledo!

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toyrobots wrote:
Looks like they found one.

It must be someone's animal companion, though, because it's not very "dire." They're petting it and it's not devouring them!

Scarab Sages

Obviously being lost in a volcano they missed the 3rd Edition conversion - no spikes.


That place is squirmin' with vermin!

I'd be looking out for vampires, now.

Liberty's Edge

Then it reaches up with it's little foot fingers and scratches it's head. Then they're petting the damn thing.
Greeeeeeeat.

Liberty's Edge

"Journey to the Lost Volcano"
For PCs of 1st-2nd level.
Characters will have to face dozens of DIRE RATS!!!
I heard this story too. Of course, they have to come up with "wooly" rat.


That lil sucker's kinda sweet. :) Me wonna pet it.


C'mon. There's not a single bone spike protruding from its fur, anywhere.

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The Jade wrote:
That lil sucker's kinda sweet. :) Me wonna pet it.

I don't know why; that little thing just creeps me out. I think about being tied down to a board with a handful of rat chow to scatter for about 500 of them and a damn pendulum scythe swishing above me.....begging for the scythe to get me before they eat my guts alive....


Heathansson wrote:
The Jade wrote:
That lil sucker's kinda sweet. :) Me wonna pet it.
I don't know why; that little thing just creeps me out. I think about being tied down to a board with a handful of rat chow to scatter for about 500 of them and a damn pendulum scythe swishing above me.....begging for the scythe to get me before they eat my guts alive....

I like that same scene, but with chipmunks.


Chipmunks are ruthless. They're wreck your entire RV if you anger them.

Liberty's Edge

"Anything that can be broken.....should be broken." the Alpha Chipmunk from 28 Days of Chipmunk


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Chipmunks are ruthless. They're wreck your entire RV if you anger them.

And if you don't believe us, believe the fact that Donald Duck had a run in with two chipmunks the very day before he went on his Piggly-Wiggly slay spree and was committed for life. In the true crime novel about his life, The Downest Down, the authors posit that a certain rare breed of chipmunk with the psychic power to corrupt minds have been responsible for some of history's saddest tragedies, such as the Hindenburg disaster and the launch of Purdy Curdies, bite size chunks of chocolate covered tofu.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:
... bite size chunks of chocolate covered tofu.

eeewwwwwww ... dang chipmunks and their poor culinary concepts!


They're outta control, man, they're outta control!!!!!!!!


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Is this the same place they discovered frogs with teeth?

Slurks!


zylphryx wrote:
The Jade wrote:
... bite size chunks of chocolate covered tofu.
eeewwwwwww ... dang chipmunks and their poor culinary concepts!

People just don't understand how black hearted these hidden manipulators of mankind can be. Lindbergh baby? Chipmunks were seen whispering into the ear of Charles' mentally addled sister, impersonating a dark god and demanding she deliver the child unto their warrens for a lifetime of slavish tunnel excavatng. They say on a windless night you can still hear ol' Chuck jr. grinding away with his silver spoon just beneath the loam.

Silver Crusade

That rodent looks like good eatin'.

Grand Lodge

Gunshow is a hilarious comic. Found this one today that reminded me of a Dire Rat.

Dire "Rat Appointment" from Gunshow Comic.

Scarab Sages

Nearly 3 feet long and over 3 lbs! Holy Nutsacks!


D'awwwwwwwww

The Exchange

Sunday, 6 September 2009 - that was awhile ago. Did you also see the story on the fanged frogs?Or the grunting fish, found in the same region? The 3 year old program can be watched on youtube.

Liberty's Edge

Holy necro, Batman! This is the oldest dotted thread I've ever seen.

And yes, Gunshow is pretty f%!%ing funny.

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