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Aberzombie wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
I thought Amberzombie was a clothing line?
Yeah, Amberzombie and Feltch.
No way, it's Aberzombie....

They wouldn't listen. Damn, don't people around here know about Urban Dictionary? It's the first stop before Wikipedia.

Liberty's Edge

Where's Lilith?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Where's Lilith?

Cookies and a leg!


CourtFool wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Where's Lilith?
Cookies and a leg!

Don't forget the braaaaiinnssss ...


Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Don't forget the braaaaiinnssss ...

It's a trap!

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Don't forget the braaaaiinnssss ...
It's a trap!

No! No....we're friendly zombies. Seriously....


Aberzombie wrote:
No! No....we're friendly zombies. Seriously....

Really? Can I bury one of your femurs in the back yard then?


Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Damn it! I know you're a wolf and all, but could you at least try to spell my name correctly! It's ABERZOMBIE!!!!

I still think that avatar gives a false representation as that is clearly a skeleton, not a zombie.
Meh, just because the face has no flesh doesn't mean it can't be a zombie.
No self-respecting zombie I know would have let his whole face rot off. You should've at least kept an eyeball.

I did, it just happens to be my left eye. I know, I know, it's not the best picture. You work with what you have.

Aberzombie, Amberzombie... they're so close and as you said I am a wolf... AND a zombie.

Won't happen again. ;-)


Callous Jack wrote:
No self-respecting zombie I know would have let his whole face rot off. You should've at least kept an eyeball.
Aberzombie wrote:
I'm a rotting corpse - self-respect went out the window a long time ago.

Hey guys, lay of Aberzombie's looks! The media has a long history of portraying unrealistic standards of beauty for zombies. He is handsome just as he is.

Stop looking at my head, AZ... you're not getting what's left of my brain. Well, not unless you can polymorph yourself into several gallons of rum. Or vodka. Maybe, gin? Oooo, schnapps...


I think it was just that chunk of extra sharp cheddar cheese jammed in Zombie Wolf's jaw that made him say Amberzombie when he mean Aberzombie. Zombie Wolves and cheese: just another undead food combination that really wasn't meant to be.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I think it was just that chunk of extra sharp cheddar cheese jammed in Zombie Wolf's that made him say Amberzombie when he mean Aberzombie. Zombie Wolves and cheese: just another undead food combination that really wasn't meant to be.

True. And Common is hard enough sometimes with a humanoid mouth and as a native tongue. ZW speaks Wolf, Zombie, and Common... that's pretty darn good.


Ambrosia, I'm just glad I'm not the only one who sees that chunk of cheese.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ambrosia, I'm just glad I'm not the only one who seems that chunk of cheese.

Just because I can see it shouldn't necessarily reassure you. I hallucinate all kinds of things.

And I think his right eye is just an olive with pimento in it.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Ambrosia, I'm just glad I'm not the only one who seems that chunk of cheese.

Just because I can see it shouldn't necessarily reassure you. I hallucinate all kinds of things.

And I think his right eye is just an olive with pimento in it.

He's made of cocktail garnishes.

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....garnish


Xabulba wrote:
He's made of cocktail garnishes.

What's the CR on a brain-eating undead golem of garnishes and appetizers?

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
He's made of cocktail garnishes.
What's the CR on a brain-eating undead golem of garnishes and appetizers?

5. Depending on size, of course.


Aberzombie wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Brother Faust the Elder wrote:
Don't forget the braaaaiinnssss ...
It's a trap!
No! No....we're friendly zombies. Seriously....

So it's...not a trap?

Why are you looking at my large squishy head like that?


Who hath summoned me?


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?

*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*


Hugo Solis wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*

You're a master magician Hugo.


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*
You're a master magician Hugo.

*materializes a whiskey sour for ChrisRevocateur*


Hugo Solis wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*
You're a master magician Hugo.
*buys ChrisRevocateur a drink*

And a mind reader!

Make it a whiskey sour.

*cheers!*


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*
You're a master magician Hugo.
*materializes a whiskey sour for ChrisRevocateur*

And a mind reader!

Make it a whiskey sour.

*cheers!*

Done! How's that for a mind reader? ;)


Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?

I have and I demand cookies.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I think it was just that chunk of extra sharp cheddar cheese jammed in Zombie Wolf's jaw that made him say Amberzombie when he mean Aberzombie. Zombie Wolves and cheese: just another undead food combination that really wasn't meant to be.

I've been trying to dislodge that chunk forever. Can't spit it out, can't swallow it. Oh well, it doesn't interfer with the consumption of braiiiiiins... and I kinda like the tangy flavoring.

RPG Superstar 2012

Xabulba wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
I have and I demand cookies.

Uh oh. This could get ugly...


It's not nice to mess with the Cookie Mother.


Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?

Eyes Lilith's leg lasciviously.

RPG Superstar 2012

CourtFool wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
Eyes Lilith's leg lasciviously.

Uh oh. This could get ugly...


Hugo Solis wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Who hath summoned me?
*Blows a flour cloud for summoning special effects on Lilith*
You're a master magician Hugo.
*materializes a whiskey sour for ChrisRevocateur*

And a mind reader!

Make it a whiskey sour.

*cheers!*

Done! How's that for a mind reader? ;)

I like you already.

Let me tell you about the time............ (rambles off into a story that has absolutely no actual interestingness to it)

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

How foolish, to demand what can only be given.


silverhair2008 wrote:
It's not nice to mess with the Cookie Mother.

Indeed. *Prepares spells*

Best hope she is more forgiving than I am....

Silver Crusade

Don't make me catroll this thread! I will do it!


CourtFool wrote:
ChrisRevocateur wrote:
*scarfs down two cookies before realizing he's being kinda rude.*
Rude is Sebastian. You are not even in the same hemisphere.

Rud iss phuming sumwon off teh apprisete gendarme.

Phums Cartfowl.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:

I maintain that there are more posts ABOUT Sebastian than posts BY Sebastian.

No wonder he has an ego.

Sebastian is egotistical. And he likes ponies.


Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*


Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*

shambles through thread, looking destitute

Cookies for the poor... cookies for the poor...

holds out limbs in supplication


Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

See what happens when yo get lippy? Lilith keeps the cookies to herself. Good thing there are other 'snacks' around here...

pounces Emperor7 and looks for his cranium...


Pardon me, but could you spare a cookie for a fellow American who's down on his luck?


Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Grrr!


Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*

Holds up a glass of ice, cold milk. Swirls it slowly in the glass. Grins fiendishly.


Orders all ships to attack the death star!


You know us bugs and sugar.

SUGAR! I WANT COOKIES NOW!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Don't make me catroll this thread! I will do it!

Gods, no!!!


Rusty the Borg Drone wrote:
Grrr!

Resty? Hiss taht yua?

Liberty's Edge

Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*

Lilith, can I have some late cookies? I was never officially "welcomed." Sniff.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Wow, these cookies are awesome. So warm and fresh from the oven. Very tasty. *eats without sharing*
Holds up a glass of ice, cold milk. Swirls it slowly in the glass. Grins fiendishly.

There's a special spot for Lilith and CF.

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