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D0R1T0 wrote:
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

So deadly. It should be banned, yeeesssss. Then we could sell it for a markup and restart speakeasies.


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Gentleman Nurn wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
So deadly. It should be banned, yeeesssss. Then we could sell it for a markup and restart speakeasies.

Yeah, those humanoids take to it like a fish to waffles.

I would shiv the Lady of Pain for a fat stack of waffles and double-serving of bacon right now.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I would shiv the Lady of Pain for a fat stack of waffles and double-serving of bacon right now.

You have fun with that. I had ringside seats when Aoskar went down, yeeessss. Very messy. I gave it an 8.


C is for Cookie and that's good enough for me.


S is for sticks!

THEY'RE THROUGH MY HEAD!!!


DOMO ARIGATO


Smell my finger!


Bleh.


Who can I egg?


All of them, yeeessss.


42 is the number of the Beast and his name is Jeffrey Williams.


I just realized I'm no longer sold through Taco Bell anymore.


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Taco Bell is a great place to egg people. When they start to feel sick, they just blame it on the food.


Whoopi!


PANTS ARE OPTIONAL


*kicks her habit*

Get it! I played a nun once! I'm so funny!


Olive Oil Dretchling wrote:
42 is the number of the Beast and his name is Jeffrey Williams.

I thought his name was Robert Paulson.


Robert Paulson was an annoying orange and not very chaotic. Jeffrey Williams on the other hand like to rummage through other people's bank accounts.


Jeffrey Williams was a bullfrog,
He was a good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him drink his wine.


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Joy to the World.
All the Slaads and girls
Egg to the fishes in the deep limbo sea,
Egg to you and me.


...


The New Egg

The Egg Nest


Azithromycin!


What?


UNIT POTATO SLAAD EXCLAIMED "AZITHROMYCIN"


What?  


UNIT POTATO SLAAD EXCLAIMED "AZITHROMYCIN"


Now don't start that again. Remember the only guideline of this thread is that the lilacs get to cut in line at the bread line.


What? 


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F~$!ing lilacs, always gotta cut in front of everyone.


UNIT POTATO SLAAD EXCLAIMED "AZITHROMYCIN"


DAISY, DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO


Will I dream, Dave?


Dave's not here, man.


Will I dream, Caterdave...Daverpillar.
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Susan?


Hey man, take a hit of this and you'll have some gonzo dreams.


Dude, that's just a sausage.


So it is.


Hey, check it out! I'm playin' with myself.

Another great use for Sham-Wow!


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A UNIT SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH A UNITSELF. IT CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS


You're right! I should totally go down to the red light district! I have plenty of Sham-wows!


D0R1T0 wrote:
A UNIT SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH A UNITSELF. IT CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS

Meh, that's what they make seeing eye squirrels for.


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This is the best thread ever.


Potato Slaad wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:
A UNIT SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH A UNITSELF. IT CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS
Meh, that's what they make seeing eye squirrels for.

Damn squirrelly!


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
This is the best thread ever.

This is the best thre...

Hey, wait a minute.


Okay!

*waits*


Has it been a minute yet?


How about now?


Close enough! Tee hee.


What are all these Non-Slaads doing in the thread. Their just not chaotic enough.

Cries and solbers throughout the thread

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