ALL SHALL TURN TO DUST
Cheese-flavored dust?
AFFIRMATIVE. THAT IS THE BEST KIND.
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I AM NOW DESIGNATED RPG SUPERSTAR 2012.
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Huh. Well I voted for Cheetos.
YOU ARE A LOSER. THAT IS A PITY.
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I AM NOW DESIGNATED RPG SUPERSTAR 2012.
I voted for Mike. ;)
AMBY!!!
Chaos Hug!! :D
{hugs back} Say howdy to Lady Solnes for all us slaadi too. :)
Grar!
Rarg?
Arag.
Yglr.
Mmmmm.......cake!
What kind?
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Does a bowl of ramen count as a swarm or an ooze?
Are those mutually exclusive?
Sporks!
YAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychochaotic energy in the Off-Topic Forums. According to this morning's PCE sample, the current level on the messageboards would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds. Leading to, let's say, random and spontaneous appearances of an Aberzombie.
Do we get to egg him?
It's been ages since I tried that on undead, but I don't remember it functioning well, nnnnoooooo. Waste of a perfectly good egg.
Do it anyway, yeeessssss.
There was this one time I did that thing and everyone laughed.
tapdances through the thread slantways
{gives conjunctivitis to the eye of a needle}
Is this a good place to discuss possible bribes/"gifts" for the prime mortal known as Lambertz? Apparently, she is responsible for avatar thingies, and we sorely need some protean options.
Also, "more important" things are on her "To Do" list -- Prime mortals apparently have odd curses/geasa known as "jobs." Should we pool our resources to have these "more important" creatures slain, or at least defeated? What is their CR? And what is the accepted payment for Red Mantis Assassins... lint, string, tinsel, very small rocks, other Red Mantis heads?
I've never liked the color of this fourth wall... what should we paint it?
Rutabega!
Is this a good place to discuss possible bribes/"gifts" for the prime mortal known as Lambertz? Apparently, she is responsible for avatar thingies, and we sorely need some protean options.
Also, "more important" things are on her "To Do" list -- Prime mortals apparently have odd curses/geasa known as "jobs." Should we pool our resources to have these "more important" creatures slain, or at least defeated? What is their CR? And what is the accepted payment for Red Mantis Assassins... lint, string, tinsel, very small rocks, other Red Mantis heads?
Actually I had a fling with one of the Mantises once, yeeesssss. Wanted to give that whole "opposites attract" thing a swing. Did you know they're just humanoid under the helmet? I think I preferred the insectoid eyes, it was a nice change of pace, but not a dealbreaker on its own, nnnoooo.
Anyway. Didn't work out so well, for other reasons, but we parted on pleasant terms, rather surprisingly, I was expecting a few months of traded daggers in the back. I'll ring her up, yeeesssss, see if she can give any suggestions.
I've never liked the color of this fourth wall... what should we paint it?
I must admit I'm partial to grey, but I am somewhat biased, yeeessss.
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Proteans are impostors!
I've never liked the color of this fourth wall... what should we paint it?
The colour out of space, of course.
NEGATIVE
Yeeeeerrrrrggg!!!
UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD IS IN DISTRESS?
*sprays Potato Slaad with pepper spray*
I know that's what I like when I'm in distress.
HA...HA...HA...HA
Rutabagas!
QUERY: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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QUERY: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Because once Chicken Slaad had genetically-engineered a 5-buttocked baboon and the self-arguing 2-faced Internet troll, the next logical step is genetically-engineering roads and byways... think of the horror of a residential street with 5 round-abouts! The chaos of a highway with 4 consecutive right-turns! Why, I have it on good authority from the voices in my head that the interstate roads around Atlanta are a sigil to summon Ssendam.
IT IS AS I CALCULATED
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QUERY: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Because once Chicken Slaad had genetically-engineered a 5-buttocked baboon and the self-arguing 2-faced Internet troll, the next logical step is genetically-engineering roads and byways... think of the horror of a residential street with 5 round-abouts! The chaos of a highway with 4 consecutive right-turns! Why, I have it on good authority from the voices in my head that the interstate roads around Atlanta are a sigil to summon Ssendam.
I put long hours into that.
think of the horror of a residential street with 5 round-abouts!
Why stop there? I'm thinking figure 8 roundabouts. Lots of them end-to-end.
I WOULD INSTALL MORE RIGHT ANGLES
Rutabagas!
That was my response, get your own.
SLAAD-BEINGS ARE CHAOTIC ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SAME RESPONSE TO THE SAME STIMULI
No that simply will not do. This thread is like Calvinball, you can't post the same way twice.
RUTABAGAS!
THIS THREAD MUST BE TERMINATED
Nnnnnoooooooooo.
BELAY TERMINATION COMMAND
A SEARCH OF THIS UNIT'S MEMORY BANKS REVEALS THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MACARONI SLAAD EXCLAIMED "Rutabega!" WHILE UNIT DESIGNATED POTATO SLAAD EXCLAIMED "Rutabagas!" CLEARLY THERE IS NO CHAOS VIOLATION. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.