Court Fool Goes To France


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Dark Archive

I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.


David Fryer wrote:
I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.

Hmmm, that does explain a lot doesn't it?


Nice legs. Not!

Are they sure those are the former 1st lady's gams?


Even funnier:

Spoiler:

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I do not know what is worse, being accused of such unprovoked acts of violence or being French.

Sovereign Court

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Cheer up, you could be Canadian.


Or even worse than that. an Angry French Canadian

Scarab Sages

Or a clinically depressed French poodle.

How the hell do you diagnose a poodle as being clinically depressed anyway?

Dark Archive

First you determine if it's a poodle. If the answer is yes, then it is clinically depressed.


David Fryer wrote:
First you determine if it's a poodle. If the answer is yes, then it is clinically depressed.

Quote of the year nominee.


David Fryer wrote:
I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.

Hmm. That may be true. Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.

So are all the 3.5 holdouts.


CourtFool wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.
So are all the 3.5 holdouts.

*Glare*


What? I thought OTD was safe for making wildly condescending assumptions.

Silver Crusade

It is, if you are not a clinically depressed french poodle.


One out of three is enough to invalidate the label.


Maybe he's really a clinically depressed French llama? A really short llama?


Shocking that someone who named themselves emperor would focus on stature.

The Exchange

We let him back into the country?


CourtFool wrote:
Shocking that someone who named themselves emperor would focus on stature.

Almost as shocking as naming a poodle Sumo!


Crimson Jester wrote:
We let him back into the country?

I'll have a word with Customs...

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
We let him back into the country?
I'll have a word with Customs...

please


Apostle of Gygax wrote:
It is, if you are not a clinically depressed french poodle.

Oh sure, just make fun of me.....everybody else does.


You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum


CourtFool wrote:

You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum

If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum

If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.

*Licks welcome Clinically Depressed Poodle into the poodle org....anization*

The Exchange

Tries to hold in lunch*


I had a lunch once.....but someone stole it.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum

If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.

*Pats CDP* Poor little guy. Have you tried beer before? It always cheers me up after a hard day knocking thieves around. *Hands CDP a beer*

The Exchange

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a lunch once.....but someone stole it.

It was good too.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum

If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.
*Pats CDP* Poor little guy. Have you tried beer before? It always cheers me up after a hard day knocking thieves around. *Hands CDP a beer*

*Facepalm*

Great, why don't we give him twenty cups of coffee and fifty cups of sugar while we're at it?


Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?"


I was a puppy once.....and the bigger dogs always picked on me.

In fact, they still do.....

Dark Archive

You're a poodle. You get used to it.


CourtFool wrote:
Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?"

Better than doggie downers.


Johnathan Livingston wrote:
....doggie downers.

That's probably what my therapist has been giving me.


He was probally giving you poodlezac.

The Exchange

No I gave him, Puppy Happy Pills, he was just alergic.


Crimson Jester wrote:
No I gave him, Puppy Happy Pills, he was just alergic.

Story of my life. I'm allergic to happy.


Next week on Dr. Phil - Pill Popping Poodles, Precocious or Painful?


For me - painful. Always painful.


Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?


CDP's Therapist wrote:
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?

Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.


Ve vill keep that in mind.


CDP's Therapist wrote:
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?

Well, mom and I were never really close. She was a champion show dog, flying all over the country, constantly being judged. I think that's what made her so critical of me. I could never do anything right. I never looked puffy enough, never could get "French" enough, my fur was always a mess. One time, there was this big party with a bunch of other dogs, and mom pretended she didn't know me. She...she...

breaks down sobbing


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
CDP's Therapist wrote:
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?
Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.

Yes, please lend it out! I'm getting a bit...unconscious...


Verry intervesting. This is what led you to start stealing other dog kibble/


Mah Cousin Joe wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
CDP's Therapist wrote:
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?
Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.
Yes, please lend it out! I'm getting a bit...unconscious...

Hey! How did you get out of the clubhouse?! Get back here! *Drags Cousin Joe back to the Jack thread*


licks Clinically Depressed Poodle

You are poodle enough for us.


CDP, come more often to the poodle lodge, we'll make you feel at home. We have a squeecky toy with your name on it :D

*sniffs CDP behind*

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