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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Wow, the kobolds winning.

Well, you can't even understand what Heathy's saying under that HUGE coat of mange. IS it really surprising?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
So Hugo, are you going to use the same art and just switch out the earth calendar for the golarion calendar?

I'll use the same art and several new commissioned pieces (around 8 new I guess)


I don't know if there's a guideline for the actual days of the week for 4709 but if somebody knows it I'd appreciate if you lay it out. I.Malachi send me a excel file with holidays and moon phases. The easiest would be to continue that calendar (by the way, who made this one?) but I think its easier to follow the actual 2009 calendar... you know, casually matching the same "9" year. Yet I'm not sure if the leap year matches Golarions...

Clues anyone?


Hugo, do you have the old calendar?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hugo, do you have the old calendar?

I have 2, one in PDF with paizo art on it that 4708 ends up in a Wealday and a Excel calendar that ends up on a Sunday... is any of these correct?

By now what I need is the CORRECT Day that 4709 starts on and the moonphase for that week. I can handle the rest from there on.


Yikes. Don't know. But I seem to rem that the week begins on Moonday. How's that for help...

The Exchange Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 6

Are we overdue for settling how the calendar actually works? Trying to find it on the boards, and can't. It may already be answered somewhere else.

Things we know:
Leap year every 8 years, +1 day

Things that contradict:
30 12 day months (360 days)
OR
52 7 day weeks (364 days)
OR
even real-world 365 days

I've seen various opinions on this, but can't find a firm answer.

Things that I can't find at all:
When's the first full moon in a given year? For that matter, what is the length of the lunar cycle? While I know the fan calendar uses 28 days, that doesn't sync up with the month length or the 29.5 real-world cycle.


Well, according to the excel calendar 4709 1st lands on Moonday. I just want to check if this is correct. I guess only the paizo overlords and the most influent paizonians can have this kind of info... I hope we can contact one soon...

*sends smoke signals of distress to these people*


Save the Frog; save the Calendar.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Wow, the kobolds winning.
Well, you can't even understand what Heathy's saying under that HUGE coat of mange. IS it really surprising?

translation: *I have 1 fan. GOIK!!!*


Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Wow, the kobolds winning.
Well, you can't even understand what Heathy's saying under that HUGE coat of mange. IS it really surprising?
translation: *I have 1 fan. GOIK!!!*

Or perhaps Heath, I'm trying to motivate you into fighting back. After all that banter back and forth earlier this year on the Legion thread I'm disappointed to see you take a dive and throw the fight. Now get in there and fight back you whelp.

Liberty's Edge

So... let me get this straight in my head: do you need artists or does Hugo and/or Lilith have it covered?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
So... let me get this straight in my head: do you need artists or does Hugo and/or Lilith have it covered?

If its regarding the calendar's "art" I'm going to pull this out by my self. Of course all calendar are more than welcome


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Wow, the kobolds winning.
Well, you can't even understand what Heathy's saying under that HUGE coat of mange. IS it really surprising?
translation: *I have 1 fan. GOIK!!!*
Or perhaps Heath, I'm trying to motivate you into fighting back. After all that banter back and forth earlier this year on the Legion thread I'm disappointed to see you take a dive and throw the fight. Now get in there and fight back you whelp.

Actually, I'm pretty worried. Those maggots--wait, are those maggots or is that more mange? It sure looks like maggots--look like they're from the Far Realm. If Heathy looses them on me, I could have a serious fight on my hands.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Wow, the kobolds winning.
Well, you can't even understand what Heathy's saying under that HUGE coat of mange. IS it really surprising?
translation: *I have 1 fan. GOIK!!!*
Or perhaps Heath, I'm trying to motivate you into fighting back. After all that banter back and forth earlier this year on the Legion thread I'm disappointed to see you take a dive and throw the fight. Now get in there and fight back you whelp.
Actually, I'm pretty worried. Those maggots--wait, are those maggots or is that more mange? It sure looks like maggots--look like they're from the Far Realm. If Heathy looses them on me, I could have a serious fight on my hands.

Oh wait, tehy'd probably be unable to get through the mange to attack me. Nevermind, then. I'm safe.

Liberty's Edge

They're not maggots. They're......kobold trophies.....


Heathansson wrote:
They're not maggots. They're......kobold trophies.....

And I think I see a little barbie doll in there too. That yours, or did you steal it from Sharoth?

Liberty's Edge

That's my figurine of wondrous power.


Heathansson wrote:

That's my figurine of wondrous power.

Really? I thought that that was your 'Ken' doll.

Liberty's Edge

Hasn't somebody skinned you to make a wallet yet?


Heathansson wrote:
Hasn't somebody skinned you to make a wallet yet?

They were gonna, but then I quickly touched that teddy bear of yours you hid in my wagon and when they saw how much I smelled, they left me alone.

Liberty's Edge

Did you have little stink lines floating in the air like Pig Pen? How did they see it?


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Hasn't somebody skinned you to make a wallet yet?
They were gonna, but then I quickly touched that teddy bear of yours you hid in my wagon and when they saw how much I smelled, they left me alone.

Whan on EARTH is Heathy's SMELLY TEDDY BEAR doin' in your WAGON!!! I'm so gonna flag your perv talking!!!! :rofl:

Liberty's Edge

It was a dead skunk I found in the road.


Heathansson wrote:
Did you have little stink lines floating in the air like Pig Pen? How did they see it?

I had little stink lines floating in the air, like Pig Pen. I used to think that that was just for comics, then I saw you...


Heathansson wrote:
It was a dead skunk I found in the road.

Was he a relative? My condolencies. To teh skunk, that is. Who would want to be related to YOU? Wait, he's dead. That would mean he doesn't have to see you anymore...so he's in a better place.

Unless he's in hell. Then again, not even hell could be as bad as being with you.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It was a dead skunk I found in the road.
Was he a relative?

How do you know it's a he? You looked?


Heathansson wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It was a dead skunk I found in the road.
Was he a relative?
How do you know it's a he? You looked?

No, but you probably did. I just followed the lust scent you give off.


*Takes out some popcorn and watches KC and Heathy go at it again*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
It was a dead skunk I found in the road.
Was he a relative?
How do you know it's a he? You looked?
No, but you probably did. I just followed the lust scent you give off.

Oh, wait, or was that your normal scent? You always smell teh same: Like a dead ripe skunk.

Liberty's Edge

He's been drinking outta that 2 quart for $3.95 perfume he got his mama for Christmas when he was 7.


Heathansson wrote:
He's been drinking outta that 2 quart for $3.95 perfume he got his mama for Christmas when he was 7.

Wow, Heathy, you amaze me. I didn't think you'd know what perfume was! Oh wait. You'd probably have to know what would kill you if you used it. Do you even have $3.95? I would think that it'd be hard for a warwoof to find work. Of course, you're probably paid to stay away from people.

Liberty's Edge

I make more money in 10 minutes than your haircut costs.

Liberty's Edge

Where you goin, bowlcut?


Heathansson wrote:
I make more money in 10 minutes than your haircut costs.

Well, duh. I don't have any hair.

Even if I did, it would be no surprise. People would pay an awful lot to keep you out of their shops!

Liberty's Edge

I'm gonna beat you up for your ice cream money.


Heathansson wrote:
I'm gonna beat you up for your ice cream money.

Why? Were you 'fired'? I told you not to take a bath (that's probably why you did it)! Now you don't have any leverage!

Liberty's Edge

Hugo Solis wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
So... let me get this straight in my head: do you need artists or does Hugo and/or Lilith have it covered?
If its regarding the calendar's "art" I'm going to pull this out by my self. Of course all calendar are more than welcome

Oh, good. I've been really out of it lately, and I couldn't remember if I had stupidly volunteered myself for something. Thanks for the recap, bro!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Oh, good. I've been really out of it lately, and I couldn't remember if I had stupidly volunteered myself for something. Thanks for the recap, bro!

No prob compadre!

Now back to the popcorn and Heathy vs KC...no more Heathy vs KC...aaaaww...

Any clues on the 4709 starting day? anyone...?

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I'm gonna beat you up for your ice cream money.
Why? Were you 'fired'? I told you not to take a bath (that's probably why you did it)! Now you don't have any leverage!

Nope. I just roll like that.

Scarab Sages

Hugo Solis wrote:
Any clues on the 4709 starting day? anyone...?

You're right Hugo.

Here


fray wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Any clues on the 4709 starting day? anyone...?

You're right Hugo.

Here

There are two "poeple" saying it starts on Moonday... who do I trust Fray? where can we check who's right?...darn calendars ;P

The Exchange

Aside from all the snipes tossed back and forth ...

I think having N'Wah doing some border art a la Sergio Aragones' work in Mad Magazine would absolutely rock! Maybe a few standees on the very back of the calendar too, but I wouldn't want to cause artist overload ...


Heathansson wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I'm gonna beat you up for your ice cream money.
Why? Were you 'fired'? I told you not to take a bath (that's probably why you did it)! Now you don't have any leverage!
Nope. I just roll like that.

Roll on what? Pig crap? I agree, it would improve your smell.

Liberty's Edge

Does your mom dress you in that little sailor suit, or you pick that out?


Hey! That talking lizard stole my new outfit that Mommy made me! Sick'em, Heathy!


Heathansson wrote:
Does your mom dress you in that little sailor suit, or you pick that out?

This isn't just any sailor suit, this is a sailor suit of vermin bane. It protects me from your maggots/mange.

Liberty's Edge

Oh. That makes you look tough then, Howard Hughes.


Heathansson wrote:
Oh. That makes you look tough then, Howard Hughes.

Oh, I'm sorry. Like that coonskin hat makes you look tough.

Liberty's Edge

That's a kobold skin, chief.

Mmmm.....scrambled kobold eggs....

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