Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |
I have the wonderous item that think is my best ever. Its tight, its rather ingenius, and less then 150 words. The only thing its missing is a cool-ass, Superstar quality name. Any suggestions? Feel free to be anything but helpful.
Yes this thread is intended for humor purposes only and I am not actually asking for help.
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Mairkurion {tm} |
I like the use of the word "MacGuffin," but I find the name lacks the punch and poetry that are provided by alliteration, voila:
Mairkurion's Mighty MacGuffin of Marvels, or
Mairkurion's Marvelous MacGuffin of Might.
And like Dr. Tarren Dei, I am generous...
Eric Morton RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16, 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka Epic Meepo |
- #1 weighted dice on the Rogues Top 100 list - "They roll like fake dice but they look completely real"
That's totally not the direction I thought you were headed when you said "Mariah's wondrous pair."
As for item names, I can think of only one possible name to match the implied awesomeness of the OP's undisclosed item: Migrus Locker II.
Of course, any item named Migrus Locker II would have to be engraved with the subtitle, "Revenge of the Migrus." Or possibly just, "The Reckoning."
Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |
Sebastian Bella Sara Charter Superscriber |
Cpt_kirstov wrote:Sabastian's fluffy pony doll of dooomThis one is currently winning.
This better be one cool ass, or I'm suing. Way cooler than the stupid donkey that represents the democratic party. I'm thinking the Spuds McKenzie of asses. A burro with attitude. I'm picturing Poochie from the Simpsons, but more extreme.
Brian Hoffman RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32 aka Madgael |
Steven Helt RPG Superstar 2013 , Dedicated Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka Steven T. Helt |
Keith Duperreault wrote:- #1 weighted dice on the Rogues Top 100 list - "They roll like fake dice but they look completely real"That's totally not the direction I thought you were headed when you said "Mariah's wondrous pair."
As for item names, I can think of only one possible name to match the implied awesomeness of the OP's undisclosed item: Migrus Locker II.
Of course, any item named Migrus Locker II would have to be engraved with the subtitle, "Revenge of the Migrus." Or possibly just, "The Reckoning."
son of migrus locker?
Mike Welham Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9 |
Epic Meepo wrote:son of migrus locker?Keith Duperreault wrote:- #1 weighted dice on the Rogues Top 100 list - "They roll like fake dice but they look completely real"That's totally not the direction I thought you were headed when you said "Mariah's wondrous pair."
As for item names, I can think of only one possible name to match the implied awesomeness of the OP's undisclosed item: Migrus Locker II.
Of course, any item named Migrus Locker II would have to be engraved with the subtitle, "Revenge of the Migrus." Or possibly just, "The Reckoning."
Migrus 2: Mummified Boogaloo?
Sebastian Bella Sara Charter Superscriber |
The coolest ass name is probably my ass' name. Lazerwulf.
And, what's most disturbing about this fact is that the Jade does not actually own any animals...
For those slow on the uptake, it's a nickname he has for his butt.
Yes, Sharoth, you are exactly the person I am referring to in the above spoiler. But, since I know clicking buttons without a tilda is well beyond your computer skills, you won't ever manage to learn of either the clarifying comment above or this buried pot shot at you. Mha ha ha.
DaveMage |
I have the wonderous item that think is my best ever. Its tight, its rather ingenius, and less then 150 words. The only thing its missing is a cool-ass, Superstar quality name. Any suggestions? Feel free to be anything but helpful.
Yes this thread is intended for humor purposes only and I am not actually asking for help.
Call it "Cindy!"
Machaeus |
Hm. How about...
Fang of Fluffy?
Depending on the book or webcomic you read, it could refer to Cerberus (Harry Potter) or the dreaded vampire lord (A Modest Destiny).
Failing that, maybe "Poisoned-Exploding-Lightsaber-Chucks" (cookie for whomever gets THAT reference) or "Bottle of Nuke Summoning" (how would that even WORK?!)?
magdalena thiriet |
Hm. How about...
Fang of Fluffy?
Depending on the book or webcomic you read, it could refer to Cerberus (Harry Potter) or the dreaded vampire lord (A Modest Destiny).
Failing that, maybe "Poisoned-Exploding-Lightsaber-Chucks" (cookie for whomever gets THAT reference) or "Bottle of Nuke Summoning" (how would that even WORK?!)?
Hmm, in one modern-day RPG our characters came to possession of a dreaded magic item, "Phone Number of Air Strike Summoning".
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Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |
Trevor Gulliver RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8 aka Tarren Dei |
Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |
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Set |
Joke items;
Can of Infinite Whup Ass - a failed attempt at making a Decanter of Endless Waiters, this item, when shaken then opened, produces a mob of goblins filling all nine adjacent squares. For the next ten round, the can continues to produce nine goblins per round. They don't follow any particular commands, but do whatever goblins normally would do in their new surroundings. The goblins are dressed in crisp white jerkins and well-tailored black overcoats (but no trousers) and are armed with silvery colored serving trays and a white serving cloth (treat as a whip and small shield).
Mace of Sharpness - this weapon has a non-euclidean head that hurts to look at and does B/P/S damage. It completely ignores all forms of Damage Reduction, including DR/Epic and the untyped DR of Barbarians clad in Adamantine Armored Kilts.
Cravat of Rapier Wit - whenever you make a Diplomacy or Intimidate roll to change someone's reaction, you can choose to also inflict 1d6 nonlethal damage to the target.
Quaal's Feather Token (horse), now on discount! - an unfortunate failure of the process, it turns out living creatures could not survive the process. When this token's power is invoked, it turns into a dead horse, with an expression of shock and alarm frozen on it's face. If the user can think of a use for a dead horse, then this item is a bargain!
Xander: "Man, why make a cool magic item and give it a weak name like 'the DuLac Cross?'"
Giles: "Perhaps because his name was DuLac?"
Xander: "Oh." "Still, I would have called it the Cross-O-Matic, or The Amazing Mister Cross!"
Eric Morton RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16, 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka Epic Meepo |
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Oh, and just for the record, I've got dibs on naming my item Chuck Norris.
Dammit ya beat me to it. Oh, well, may I suggest "Invisible Christopher Walken" nsfw
Dale McCoy Jr Jon Brazer Enterprises |
Oh, and just for the record, I've got dibs on naming my item Chuck Norris.
Dammit ya beat me to it. Oh, well, may I suggest "Invisible Christopher Walken" nsfw
DAMMIT!!! Why didn't I think of those.... Oh well, I guess I'm left with "I'll Get you My Pretty and Your Little Dog Frodo Too."
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