A Short Rant About "Elegant" Rules.


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Whatsup y'all.

Describing RPG rules as "elegant" is my new pet peeve. I don't know when it started exactly, but it really irritates me.

RPG rules are never elegant. They can be simple. They can be easy to grasp. But they can't be described as elegant.

Fred Astaire could be described as elegant. A Vera Wang gown could be described as elegant. But not RPG rules.

It just annoys me when I see people say stuff like "The new snaeak attack rules are so elegant". Also, it bugs me when people describe anything that isn't a mechanical rule as "fluff".

Fluff is a porn term. It has nothing to with RPGs.

Granted, in the grand scheme of things, these are very, very, minor concerns. But they still bug me.

In conclusion, please stop using the words elegant and fluff when discussing RPGs. And while you're at it, I'd appreciate a moratorium on the word "Gish".

Thanks in advance,
Your friend in gaming goodness,
Hazel Monday

Sovereign Court

I can go along with not using elegant, but I disagree with fluff, I find the term fluff works quite well. So what word would you say we use to describe a rule that works as intended well and is easy to remember, simple doesn't always apply and doesn't convey that the rule does as intended, just that it is easy to learn. We can't use elegant so what would you prefer?


lastknightleft wrote:
So what word would you say we use to describe a rule that works as intended well and is easy to remember, simple doesn't always apply and doesn't convey that the rule does as intended, just that it is easy to learn. We can't use elegant so what would you prefer?

If a rule is easy to remember and works as intended, I'd just call it "good". But there's a number of descriptive terms that work better for this situation than "elegant".

For example:

This new rule is nice.

This new rule is a beast.

This new rule is the truth.

This new rule goes to work.

This new rule gets the job done.

This new rule is off the chain.

This new rule is bursting with the skills it takes to lead us into a new tomorrow.

This new rule will cure acne.

This new rule will deliver us from bondage.

All of these sound better to me thatn "this new rule is elegant."
Chinese opera is elegant. RPG rules...not so much.

Also, I'd appreciate a moratorium on the term "meat shield". It sounds too much like "beef curtain" to me.


Methinks someone has a very limited idea of what constitutes elegance. It's not limited to art forms.

A rule that's simple and yet powerful, could truly be described as elegant. The Pathfinder's CMB is a fairly powerful rule, simple execution, possible candidate for relatively elegant compared to its predecessor rule. 4e's on-the-fly pick a stat bonus for attack, pick a defense for unusual action adjudication is also reasonably elegant (though application of effect could be prone to abuse).

I will agree that the term tends to be overused.


Bill Dunn wrote:

Methinks someone has a very limited idea of what constitutes elegance. It's not limited to art forms.

I will agree that the term tends to be overused.

Methinks you're probably right on both counts.

Mealsothinks the words "gamist" "munchkin". and "swingy" have got to go.

Sovereign Court

No more "sword and board" please!
And I absolutely despise anything involving "dead trees."

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hazel monday wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
So what word would you say we use to describe a rule that works as intended well and is easy to remember, simple doesn't always apply and doesn't convey that the rule does as intended, just that it is easy to learn. We can't use elegant so what would you prefer?

If a rule is easy to remember and works as intended, I'd just call it "good". But there's a number of descriptive terms that work better for this situation than "elegant".

For example:

This new rule is nice. not evocative enough

This new rule is a beast. implies something bad to me

This new rule is the truth. doesn't make any sense at all

This new rule goes to work. doesn't imply what I was saying at all

This new rule gets the job done. doesn't imply simplicity, in fact this to me is another way of saying that the rule works to the bare minimum requirement, not as evocative as "elegant" at all

This new rule is off the chain. please no

This new rule is bursting with the skills it takes to lead us into a new tomorrow. can we stick to short simple one word expressions please, the joy of calling something elegant, is that it is quick and provides a certain image without going into detail, that's what I'm looking for a synonym, not a catchphrase, that aplies to all the rest of the phrases too.

This new rule will cure acne.

This new rule will deliver us from bondage.

All of these sound better to me thatn "this new rule is elegant."
Chinese opera is elegant. RPG rules...not so much.

Also, I'd appreciate a moratorium on the term "meat shield". It sounds too much like "beef curtain" to me.

I think that I'm starting to agree that you just need to open your mind to the fact that elegant doesn't just apply to art. lots of things can be elegant. If you can provide a synonym that you support instead I'm more than happy to use it, but nothing you've provided so far does it as elegantly as using the word elegant.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

I agree: the term "fluff" has GOT to go. "Flavor" is a better word to use in its place.

Another pet peeve word? Using the word "Gish" to refer to a fighter/wizard who's not a githyanki.

The Exchange Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 6

Elegant drifted in from programming. Good code certainly can be elegant. But I don't care for it for gaming rules either, barring exceptionally well done mechanics.

And yeah, gish does bite.

And I don't like flluff either :) It's a bit dismissive of what to me is the best part of the book. When the rules changes, the flavor and setting is what still has value.


Good. I hate the term fluff, which can only contrast poorly with crunch. But who would want flavorless crunch? Not I.


Russ Taylor wrote:


And I don't like flluff either :) It's a bit dismissive of what to me is the best part of the book.

Right on!

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I agree that the term fluff has got to go. It's too bunnys, sunshine, and rainbows for me. I propose we use the term meat to describe non-rules elements and the word bones to describe rules. Bones you chew on, meat you enjoy.


Nicely put, David.

Liberty's Edge

David Fryer wrote:
I agree that the term fluff has got to go. It's too PONIES, sunshine, and rainbows for me. I propose we use the term meat to describe non-rules elements and the word bones to describe rules. Bones you chew on, meat you enjoy.

There, fixed it for you ;)


Good call...gives bunnies a bad name.

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houstonderek wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I agree that the term fluff has got to go. It's too Sebastian, sunshine, and rainbows for me. I propose we use the term meat to describe non-rules elements and the word bones to describe rules. Bones you chew on, meat you enjoy.
There, fixed it for you ;)

Even better.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Good call...gives bunnies a bad name.

Not to mention underplays how vicious and deadly bunnies can be...

LOOK AT THE BONES! I warned you.

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lastknightleft wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Good call...gives bunnies a bad name.

Not to mention underplays how vicious and deadly bunnies can be...

LOOK AT THE BONES! I warned you.

Who left the rules laying around? Someone is getting nerfed for sure.

Liberty's Edge

Russ Taylor wrote:
And I don't like flluff either :) It's a bit dismissive of what to me is the best part of the book. When the rules changes, the flavor and setting is what still has value.

I think fluff has a place in the lexicon.

Not for setting and related background material, but for that material that too often masquerades as it. The endless paragraphs that add nothing to the background, only vaguely support the rules, and really only demonstrate that the author is up to date on his Adverb of the Month Club subscription, and his Bulwer-Lytton Society dues.
Fluff is the stuff that pads the word count.

It is annoying that in the struggle between rules material and setting material that the setting material got stuck with the term "fluff" to contrast with "crunch".

Sovereign Court

Samuel Weiss wrote:
It is annoying that in the struggle between rules material and setting material that the setting material got stuck with the term "fluff" to contrast with "crunch".

I know, what happened to "chewy?"


Samuel Weiss wrote:

I think fluff has a place in the lexicon.

Not for setting and related background material, but for that material that too often masquerades as it. The endless paragraphs that add nothing to the background, only vaguely support the rules, and really only demonstrate that the author is up to date on his Adverb of the Month Club subscription, and his Bulwer-Lytton Society dues.
Fluff is the stuff that pads the word count.

Huh, just to look at you, I wouldn't have guessed you were against purple prose...

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
I know, what happened to "chewy?"

I prefer "chocolatey".

Since chocolate is the best ice cream flavor (and Greyhawk is the best campaign setting with my additions), any good flavor and background material should be described "chocolatey".

The bad stuff is actually "albatross".

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How about "intuitive", or "evocative"? I like rules that make sense, and make characters act like the characters they should be.

Waaaaaay back when, we played Harnmaster, and the party wizard had to practice his spells constantly to become competent, and had his own subset of rules to follow (about a 40 page booklet). This caused him to speak with his own lingo ("darn, my principal wasn't focused enough, now I'm tired"), and act distracted with practicing his spells. It was a great lead-in to roleplaying ...

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Huh, just to look at you, I wouldn't have guessed you were against purple prose...

As a writer, I am all in favor of (my own) egregiously purple prose.

As an editor, it must be terminated with extreme prejudice (especially my own).
That is how you can tell an incompetent writer - he thinks he does not need an editor. I am well aware that I have never written anything that could not be improved by a competent editor.

Also, the above does not apply to deliberate rhetoric intended for propaganda purposes. The stuff is supposed to be purple, the purpler the better.
Of course, as a customer, I have zero interest in buying any such material for gaming, so we default back to the above statements.

Scarab Sages

SO... what to use instead of Gish?
Glowy-Sword-Dude?

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2013 Top 4, RPG Superstar 2011 Top 16

James Jacobs wrote:
Another pet peeve word? Using the word "Gish" to refer to a fighter/wizard who's not a githyanki.

Word!

--Vrock n' Rye

Sczarni

fray wrote:

SO... what to use instead of Gish?

Glowy-Sword-Dude?

I coin the phrase 'magic user who can take a punch' to replace it.... or MUWCTAP

Sovereign Court

Samuel Weiss wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I know, what happened to "chewy?"

I prefer "chocolatey".

Since chocolate is the best ice cream flavor (and Greyhawk is the best campaign setting with my additions), any good flavor and background material should be described "chocolatey".

The bad stuff is actually "albatross".

I'm allergic to chocolate so I'll stick with chewy ...or perhaps crispy.

Dark Archive

fray wrote:

SO... what to use instead of Gish?

Glowy-Sword-Dude?

Zapandstabomatic (and if you are James Jacobs Zapandstabomatic Outsider)

RPG Superstar 2011 Top 16

hazel monday wrote:
Fluff is a porn term. It has nothing to with RPGs.

Fluffer is a porn term. Fluff is delicious. Try it in a sammich with peanut butter sometime.

RPG Superstar 2011 Top 16

Samuel Weiss wrote:
The bad stuff is actually "albatross".

Ya know the albatross was good luck until some fool killed it, right?

Liberty's Edge

fray wrote:

SO... what to use instead of Gish?

Glowy-Sword-Dude?

Figard.

If male of course.
Wizhter for females.

Liberty's Edge

Vigil wrote:
Ya know the albatross was good luck until some fool killed it, right?

Exactly.

It is an albatross on the neck of quality writing.

Or a movie snack in a Monty Python skit.


Your argument against using 'fluff' is similar to someone's argument against using 'mad' to describe insane. Can't a word have two meanings? |:(

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It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>


David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>

And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.

The Exchange

David Fryer wrote:
I agree that the term fluff has got to go. It's too bunnys, sunshine, and rainbows for me. I propose we use the term meat to describe non-rules elements and the word bones to describe rules. Bones you chew on, meat you enjoy.

::certs beer::

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.

Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.


David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.
Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.

Perhaps, but I'm a Lord of the Boards. Even if that weren't a prestige class that required epic levels, a Lord could still come close to beating you. With all the levels I have, I could almost certainly beat you. Not to mention, of course, that as a Lord I have the power to ignore lesser Paizonians and they can't do a thing about it.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.
Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.

At a more practical level, unless you have your face in your shins, it's unlikely to be a target said kobold could reach.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.
Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.
Perhaps, but I'm a Lord of the Boards. Even if that weren't a prestige class that required epic levels, a Lord could still come close to beating you. With all the levels I have, I could almost certainly beat you. Not to mention, of course, that as a Lord I have the power to ignore lesser Paizonians and they can't do a thing about it.

Then please ignore me, if you can. I think that you are just full of epic fail.


David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.
Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.
Perhaps, but I'm a Lord of the Boards. Even if that weren't a prestige class that required epic levels, a Lord could still come close to beating you. With all the levels I have, I could almost certainly beat you. Not to mention, of course, that as a Lord I have the power to ignore lesser Paizonians and they can't do a thing about it.
Then please ignore me, if you can. I think that you are just full of epic fail.

Epic fail is still epic!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Callous Jack wrote:


I'm allergic to chocolate so I'll stick with chewy ...or perhaps crispy.

Proof of genetic inferiority if ever there was such a thing. It's amazing that the inbred line of hillbillies and used cars that constitute your ancestory were capable of surviving long enough to produce you.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It can. Take Kobold for instance. It can mean annoying rat-dog, or handy trail snack. ;>
And Fryer, too. It can mean someone with bad spelling decided to write a word for people who fry, but it can also mean the last name of a guy who was tragically hit in the face with a pointy stick.
Luckly, being a god, your weapons cannot hurt me.
Perhaps, but I'm a Lord of the Boards. Even if that weren't a prestige class that required epic levels, a Lord could still come close to beating you. With all the levels I have, I could almost certainly beat you. Not to mention, of course, that as a Lord I have the power to ignore lesser Paizonians and they can't do a thing about it.
Then please ignore me, if you can. I think that you are just full of epic fail.
Epic fail is still epic!

Still can't ignore, me can you. ;p I guess I'm not a "lesser Paizonian" after all.

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Sebastian wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:


I'm allergic to chocolate so I'll stick with chewy ...or perhaps crispy.
Proof of genetic inferiority if ever there was such a thing. It's amazing that the inbred line of hillbillies and used cars that constitute your ancestory were capable of surviving long enough to produce you.

Come here pony, I wanna braid your hair and put pretty bows in your tail.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Epic fail is still epic!

That's gotta be the funniest line I've read in a while.

Liberty's Edge

perfect.

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hazel monday wrote:

Whatsup y'all.

Describing RPG rules as "elegant" is my new pet peeve. I don't know when it started exactly, but it really irritates me.

RPG rules are never elegant. They can be simple. They can be easy to grasp. But they can't be described as elegant.

Actually, the term "elegant" is very appropriate.

The term "elegant" comes from Occam's razor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor). For example, an elegant theory in physics is one that is simple (for example, a single formula) yet covering many different observations. When folks kept trying to pigeon hole planetary motion into a medieval formula, they had to invent all kinds of side-theories to explain what they observed (like why some planets appear to move backward in the sky). When folks moved to the modern heliocentric model, they gave up all the krAp rules for just one: gravity.

An RPG rule can be elegant. The combat maneuver bonus is one such rule. It covers many situations with a single mechanic with few if any subrules or exceptions. In contrast, the 3.5E turning rule was not elegant: it covered one thing only (turning undead), and it required a full page of tables and text to adjudicate.

So to sum up, you're wrong. ;-)

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