Sandpoint! beware of threats from shiftless "adventurers"!


Rise of the Runelords


Heroes? Depraved Lechers!

Vinder virgin deflowered by elvish cad! Rapine most foul!

The “heroes of Sandpoint” are in the public eye, and what do they do? Let me tell you, reader. They spit in that eye, and betray the trust placed in them by making advances most lustful and base against a young girl. Maiden no longer, and shamed by a callow bastard orphan that we once called a son of Sandpoint. The brute lured the damsel into the cellar of Vinder’s hardware. He seized her, stifled her cries and took a husband’s priveledges! Were her father not to find him, would he have slit her throat to silence her? Is any wench safe, with a predator of fey blood in our midst? No longer. Be aware of the danger posed by these "adventurers". They are rootless shiftless villains, prone to rapine. Robbers of corpses and traffickers in poison and witchcraft. Does slaying goblins earn the right to make free with our womenfolk? I SAY NOT! Lock your doors and look to your daughters, and aye! your wives! Do not let these vagabond brutes cost you your good name, and make your maiden daughters into harlots.

Szcarni Peril in our midst!

Educated people knoe that the Varisian native holds hatred for the noble Chelish citizen. This hatred and spite are nowhere so evident than in the dread Szarni. The secret cult of villainy that has plagued Abadar-fearing folk across Avistan. Foolish womenfolk think the Varisians are fortune tellers and dancers, but the canny know that the coloured skirts hold knives, and the smile of a Varisian is the smile of a wolf. Do not let your guard down around such characters, and do not let their easy manner confuse you. They want us DEAD! Tell a guardsman or good Chelish man if you see a vagabond around your house after dark. The Varisian lowlife thinks nothing of taking what he wants. Buy bars and locks, and have the keys made by a true Chelish locksmith.

Our trust led us to this pass!

One might expect nothing better from the alien Tian. After nesting in the bosem of our town for decades, the evil in the house of Kaijutsu is finally laid bare. A half elf bastard colluded with monsters, and set tham at the throats of the people who gave them shelter, and yea! enriched them with our labour. For sheer spite, the half Tian, half eldritch bastard TSUTO KAIJUTSU brought ruin to this town. Now the glassworks are an abbatoir. What was once a mark of pride is now a brand of shame, and let none look through Sandpoint glass again, without cursing the fools who let these inscrutable foreign fiends and half human hybrids live among us.


Text of a broadsheet in my ROTRL campaign.


Ouch.....things are not so shiny in your Sandpoint, I take it.

So who botched the Diplomacy rolls? ;)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
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Spoiler:
In my game they tried to break into the glassworks in broad daylight right in front of the shocked villagers who then called in the guards!

It was fun watching the group try to explain to the mayor why they were breaking into the glassworks, because of some 'suspicions without proof' while the goblins were wreaking havoc inside.

they finally convinced the mayor to have the guards make an 'offical' visit to the glassworks. Boy were those guards surprised when they went in.


Dragnmoon wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

The group I am running did almost the same thing. Fortunately for them, they were running information constantly to Mayor Deverin about their investigations, and had the presence of mind to get a 'warrant' of sorts from her in order to cover their assets.

The interaction with the neigbors as they broke in was hilarious. Good times... :D

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"


Your broadside was very creative, Tal. I enjoyed the righteous indignation that drips from it. So...is the writer affiliated with the Scarnetti family?


Thank you for the compliment. The author is

Spoiler:
Titus Scarnetti. You were spot on. I made Vinders wife LE, and a friend of Titus'. A friend with benefits, which is why the two girls are looking for a sugardaddy themselves.


Awesome. I haven't run this one yet so consider this lovely idea stolen and completely copied for my own use at a later time.

Kudos to thee.


I decided to eliminate the faux errors. Here is the revised version. It had the players quite angry at the player of the elven rogue...

Heroes? Depraved Lechers!
Vinder virgin deflowered by elvish cad! Rapine most foul!

The “heroes of Sandpoint” are in the public eye, and what do they do? Let me tell you, reader. They spit in that eye, and betray the trust placed in them by making advances most lustful and base against a young girl. She is a maiden no longer. She has been shamed by a callow bastard orphan that we once called a son of Sandpoint. The brute lured the damsel into the cellar of Vinder’s hardware. He seized her, stifled her cries and took a husband’s privileges! Were her father not to find him, would he have slit her throat to silence her? Is any wench safe, with a predator of fey blood in our midst? Be aware of the danger posed by these "adventurers". They are rootless shiftless villains, prone to rapine. They are robbers of corpses and traffickers in poison and witchcraft. Does slaying goblins earn the right to make free with our womenfolk? I SAY NOT! Lock your doors and look to your daughters, and aye! Your wives! Do not let these vagabond brutes cost you your good name, They seek to turn our maiden daughters into harlots.

Szcarni Peril in our midst!

Educated people know that the Varisian native holds hatred for the noble Chelish citizen. This hatred and spite are nowhere so evident than in the dread Szcarni. This secret cult of villainy has plagued Abadar-fearing folk across Avistan for centuries. Foolish womenfolk think the Varisians are nothing but fortune tellers and dancers, but the canny know that a Varisian’s colourful scarf holds knives. The smile of a Varisian is the smile of a wolf. Do not let your guard down around such characters, and do not let their easy manner confuse you. They want us DEAD! Tell a guardsman or good Chelish man if you see a vagabond around your house after dark. A Varisian lowlife thinks nothing of taking what he wants. Buy bars and locks, and have the keys made by a true Chelish locksmith.

Our trust led us to this pass!

One might expect nothing better from the alien Tian. After nesting in the bosom of our town for decades, the evil in the house of Kaijutsu is finally laid bare. A half elf bastard colluded with monsters, and set them at the throats of the people who gave him shelter. For sheer spite, the half-Tian, half-eldritch bastard TSUTO KAIJUTSU brought ruin to this town. Now the glassworks are an abattoir. What was once a mark of pride is now a brand of shame, and let none look through Sandpoint glass again, without cursing the fools who let these inscrutable foreign fiends and half human hybrids live among us.

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