Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days."Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger |
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.Jack Hammer wrote:Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days."Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.Jack Hammer wrote:Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days."Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
Slides over a large bowl of chips.
Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.
He takes on a look of concentration
FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger |
Slides over a large bowl of chips.
Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.
He takes on a look of concentration
FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.
Waves his paw in front of his face
Whoooooh! I tell you, sometime have a keen sense of feline smell isn't what its brapped up to be.
Wait...
STRAINS and GRUNTS - Raises tail
BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPP! BBRRAARRPP!
Man, I love the double takes.
Jack Hammer |
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*
Cultist of Jack |
Cultist of Jack wrote:I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?*sigh*
Agreed.
Demolition Jack |
Cultist of Jack wrote:I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?*sigh*
I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.
Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:Cultist of Jack wrote:I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?*sigh*I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.
Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.
Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese.
Green_Halitosis |
Callous Jack wrote:So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!*wakes up from last saturday's party*
Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth
Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.
Frat Jack |
Frat Jack wrote:Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.Callous Jack wrote:So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!*wakes up from last saturday's party*
Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth
You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches
Callous Jack |
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Jack Hammer |
Cultist of Jack wrote:Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party....what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.
Callous Jack |
Callous Jack wrote:Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.Cultist of Jack wrote:Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party....what just happened?
FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.
Frat Jack |
Jack Hammer wrote:FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.Callous Jack wrote:Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.Cultist of Jack wrote:Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party....what just happened?
I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one
Jack Hammer |
He who shoots first can go first.
Fine, since he with dibs hasn't found a weapon yet.
Aims LAW at Sebastian effigy and fires. The rocket explodes and destroys its right side, and its silk suit burns with glee.
"Take that, Pony Lawyer!"
Begins singing 'Breakin' the Law, Breaking the Law'