Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and starts flinging spheres of Chaos throughout the Jacks' thread>
Mwahahahahaha!!! Let the chaos be released!!!
<the spheres of Chaos explode with random effects, changing the Jacks' manly outfits into tutus, calling forth masses of lemmings who jump into the Jacks' pool and start playing Marco Polo, changing the paint job on the Jacks' house to a plum paisley print, turns all their liquor into kumquat flavored Kool-aid, etc>
Messin' with our booze?! That's low.
dusts off the LAW-mower and turns it loose on the chaos spheres
Haven't used this in a while but it should still work.
Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and starts flinging spheres of Chaos throughout the Jacks' thread>
Mwahahahahaha!!! Let the chaos be released!!!
<the spheres of Chaos explode with random effects, changing the Jacks' manly outfits into tutus, calling forth masses of lemmings who jump into the Jacks' pool and start playing Marco Polo, changing the paint job on the Jacks' house to a plum paisley print, turns all their liquor into kumquat flavored Kool-aid, etc>
Messin' with our booze?! That's low.
dusts off the LAW-mower and turns it loose on the chaos spheres
Haven't used this in a while but it should still work.
<takes a quick photo of the General mowing Chaos Spheres while wearing a tutu and jumps back to the Maelstrom before the inevitable explosion from cutting Chaos spheres with a LAW-mower>
<takes a quick photo of the General mowing Chaos Spheres while wearing a tutu and jumps back to the Maelstrom before the inevitable explosion from cutting Chaos spheres with a LAW-mower>Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and starts flinging spheres of Chaos throughout the Jacks' thread>
Mwahahahahaha!!! Let the chaos be released!!!
<the spheres of Chaos explode with random effects, changing the Jacks' manly outfits into tutus, calling forth masses of lemmings who jump into the Jacks' pool and start playing Marco Polo, changing the paint job on the Jacks' house to a plum paisley print, turns all their liquor into kumquat flavored Kool-aid, etc>
Messin' with our booze?! That's low.
dusts off the LAW-mower and turns it loose on the chaos spheres
Haven't used this in a while but it should still work.
Silly Slaad. I go commando all the time!
Places a copy of Play Poodle under a box, held up by a stick with a string attached. Waits for slaad to return.
Release the Inevitable Smvrfs!
Eeek! Begins launching the invisible smvrfs into the Slaad Thread.
Boss must be ticked, to pull out the big guns so soon.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and proceeds to fling numerous Chaos spheres which burst open, releasing raw Chaos into the Jacks' thread, turning the Jacks' yard orange with small purple dots, covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress, animating the Jackapult which runs in circles in the yard as it chases invisible smu*fs and turns all of the Jacks' risque entertainment into DVDs of bad stand-up comedy and magazines filled with home gardening tips>
Hmmm ... out of spheres ... be back soon
<pops back to the Maelstrom>
Looks like the slaads are just as fragmented as we are. What fun is a war when nobody shows up? Without the weeping, wailing, and lamentation of their women as we drive them before us it just isn't the same.
I'll reconnoiter. Maybe I can provoke them.
<pops in from the Maelstrom and starts flinging spheres of Chaos throughout the Jacks' thread>
Mwahahahahaha!!! Let the chaos be released!!!
<the spheres of Chaos explode with random effects, changing the Jacks' manly outfits into tutus, calling forth masses of lemmings who jump into the Jacks' pool and start playing Marco Polo, changing the paint job on the Jacks' house to a plum paisley print, turns all their liquor into kumquat flavored Kool-aid, etc>
Holy--
*Rages*Grabs slaad and sticks in Jackapult. Drops acid in Jackapult and fires at slaad thread*
You forget, skunks have the stats of wolverines!
*Runs off to slaad thread to kill some more*
*Ignores plothole*
The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.
...covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress...
{telepathically:} HEY! Don't hurt Lynora-Jill! Her skin will suffocate under all those clothes!
*Now I'm imagining LJ covered in gold paint- Argh, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!...*
...covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress...{telepathically:} HEY! Don't hurt Lynora-Jill! Her skin will suffocate under all those clothes!
*Now I'm imagining LJ covered in gold paint- Argh, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!...*
...covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress...{telepathically:} HEY! Don't hurt Lynora-Jill! Her skin will suffocate under all those clothes!
*Now I'm imagining LJ covered in gold paint- Argh, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!...*
The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.
Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a JackSphinx? linky
I'll pay for the change order if it works with the design intent.
...covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress...{telepathically:} HEY! Don't hurt Lynora-Jill! Her skin will suffocate under all those clothes!
*Now I'm imagining LJ covered in gold paint- Argh, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!...*
...covering lynora-jill in regenerating levels of Victorian era dress...{telepathically:} HEY! Don't hurt Lynora-Jill! Her skin will suffocate under all those clothes!
*Now I'm imagining LJ covered in gold paint- Argh, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!, naughty thoughts!...*
Salty Jack comes sailing in. Thru the air, not thru the sea.
Hmmph! Pesky slaadi think they can simply say 'you go home now' and we'll leave?
Jumps into Jackapult and launches himself back to the war
JH bounces back into the thread
Ouch!
Hey Jacks! Can't wage this war all by my lonesome!
Besides, all their beer has acid in it.
The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a JackSphinx? linky
I'll pay for the change order if it works with the design intent.
Unrolls plans.
Well, dere's a blank area here on da lawn about a third of da way up da main drive, marked "future development?". If we can get da wizard on da horn, we might be able ta make sumthin happen.
JH bounces back into the thread
Ouch!
Hey Jacks! Can't wage this war all by my lonesome!
Besides, all their beer has acid in it.
Yeah, nearly killed me. My stomach acids were apparently resting after I ate that big glowy frog...
Indeed. Is everything being alright? It is quite different since I had left.
The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a JackSphinx? linky
I'll pay for the change order if it works with the design intent.
Unrolls plans.
Well, dere's a blank area here on da lawn about a third of da way up da main drive, marked "future development?". If we can get da wizard on da horn, we might be able ta make sumthin happen.
HAHA. Yeah, you Jacks and your gags. Here, take your leaf mask and let me get back to work.
HAHA. Yeah, you Jacks and your gags. Here, take your leaf mask and let me get back to work.The chaos balls fizzle whenever they strike the axiomatic fields that are revealed to protect all construction zones. The money spent on the project wizard was well spent. The finishing coat of paint is being put on a large skunk guard house placed under the shade of a plane tree out on the front lawn.Not to second guess Panama but a couple of stone guardians at the entry to the CJ monument woulda been cool. You know, like a JackSphinx? linky
I'll pay for the change order if it works with the design intent.
Unrolls plans.
Well, dere's a blank area here on da lawn about a third of da way up da main drive, marked "future development?". If we can get da wizard on da horn, we might be able ta make sumthin happen.
Who was that Masked Jack?
JH leaves the party site and arrives in front of the Callous Jack monument. He sits cross-legged in front of it, taking up a Buddha pose.
Must recharge the Jack batteries. Must recharge the Jack batteries.
Salty Jack inspects the recent renovations
General Jack stares in awe at the scope of the project.
I need a taxidermist to stuff a slaad for our trophy room so we can put it next to the lawyers and thieves.
How 'bout placing it in the Tarrasque's maw, or have it riding a stuffed poodle? Nah. Each victory should stand on its own.
Maybe a rug in front of the fireplace?I need a taxidermist to stuff a slaad for our trophy room so we can put it next to the lawyers and thieves.How 'bout placing it in the Tarrasque's maw, or have it riding a stuffed poodle? Nah. Each victory should stand on its own.
Probably slip when we walked on it....
Now people are refusing to call Jedi Jack Masters by their rightful titles!?! Truly, I belong to a more civilized age...
Maybe we can place it on the keg chute, so the kegs slide up easier from the cellar?
Now people are refusing to call Jedi Jack Masters by their rightful titles!?! Truly, I belong to a more civilized age...
Disgusting it, isn't it?
Almost makes me think a second invasion is necessary. *takes large pull of Black Seal Rum*
Maybe a rug in front of the fireplace?I need a taxidermist to stuff a slaad for our trophy room so we can put it next to the lawyers and thieves.How 'bout placing it in the Tarrasque's maw, or have it riding a stuffed poodle? Nah. Each victory should stand on its own.
Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.
Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.He is still vice-president and our ally, maybe the Depressed Poodle or Cockapoo?
People would be too happy if we took that Depressed Poodle out of commission.
Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.He is still vice-president and our ally, maybe the Depressed Poodle or Cockapoo?
Dang it, I forgot about that! Any poodle would work but CDP would be the best choice because we actually would be doing him a favor by putting him out of his misery.
JH walks in from his meditation, and pours himself a Dark & Stormy, then another.
Ahhh...much better.
So, what we doing today?
Same thing we do every night... try to take over th-hey, didn't we do that already?
Yes we did, sorry, maybe the you memo got eaten by a poodle
6000!
6000!
All Hail the Angry Jack Cult!
Same thing we do every night... try to take over th-hey, didn't we do that already?JH walks in from his meditation, and pours himself a Dark & Stormy, then another.
Ahhh...much better.
So, what we doing today?
** spoiler omitted **
Yep. People just don't appreciate our AWESOMENESS the way they used to.
Oh well, anyone up for nachos?
1000 posts since July 18. Less than 13 days. That's ...a lot, over 75 a day! And mostly quality posts, unlike the karaoke thread. Go Jacks!
Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.He is still vice-president and our ally, maybe the Depressed Poodle or Cockapoo?
Grr!
*Starts yapping*
Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.He is still vice-president and our ally, maybe the Depressed Poodle or Cockapoo?Grr!
*Starts yapping*
Is that a poodle, or a slaad? Do I punt it, scrub the bar with it, or slap it?
Whatch the spam Slaad! Over 100 yaps are flaging material... Have you notice that the thread dosn't mark over 6000? I fear the Postmonster General will come knocking soon...
Is that a poodle, or a slaad? Do I punt it, scrub the bar with it, or slap it?Maybe we could make this rug out of a poodle, particularly Courtfool.He is still vice-president and our ally, maybe the Depressed Poodle or Cockapoo?Grr!
*Starts yapping*
Doesn't matter! Blast it!
Pulls Panama's hunting rifle off the wall and fires at *yapping thing*
6000!Where you been?
Been quite busy lately... sorry boss...