Embrace the sadness! It's what makes me so cheerful!
I think you'll be very cheerful when I'm done weeth you. Vive la France!!! *uses shock sticks on CDP*
Oh please. That's nothing compared to some of my therapy sessions. But I'm not going to maul you this time. It just wouldn't do any good.
*sets dynamite around the Poodle Clubhouse* *lights a fuse* Say your pwayers, wabbits!!!
Ooohhhhh.....fireworks!
Ooohhhhh.....fireworks!
Not to worry, CDP. I peed on the fuse. Stupid MoMo.
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*From the Abyss* I just wanted to kill a few Poodles. Why is it that much to ask? Why can't I get rid of those pests?
Because then you'd be like me - not much of a life to speak of.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!
piddles on the floor
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!
piddles on the floor
*comes in with a grenade launcher* Time to die, poodles! *slips on the piddle and falls down the stairs*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
...wait....
...we have stairs? What? Do they go down to some hidden basement where we keep all the cool chew toys? And no one ever told me?
Typical.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
...wait....
...we have stairs? What? Do they go down to some hidden basement where we keep all the cool chew toys? And no one ever told me?
Typical.
*looks at CDP and begins to hide all of his squeaky toys and doggie treats.*
*whistles innocently*
Ok, I see how it's gonna be. If anyone needs me (not that anyone ever does), I'll be over there in the corner...alone...probably crying....
Ok, I see how it's gonna be. If anyone needs me (not that anyone ever does), I'll be over there in the corner...alone...probably crying....
Don't be sad, little fella. I know what you need to cheer up. *humps CDP*
Ok, I see how it's gonna be. If anyone needs me (not that anyone ever does), I'll be over there in the corner...alone...probably crying....
*from the Abyss* I shall feast on your tears!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That would be a lot of salt, MoMo. I thought your doctor told you to cut back.
Hooray for Hump Day!
That would be a lot of salt, MoMo. I thought your doctor told you to cut back.
Pfft! What do doctors know? They also told me I should quit smoking and I'm perfectly fine. *cough* *cough* *cough*
Hooray for Hump Day!
Hooray indeed!!! Nothing is more glorious than Humpday!!! *Humps Snarky*
You won't get me down today, MoMo! I'm in my place of zen.
You won't get me down today, MoMo! I'm in my place of zen.
Really? *hits CDP with a baseball bat a few times* Looks like you're in a world of hurt instead of a place of zen. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Ha! You can't do any damage hitting me in the head! Silly MoMo!
Ha! You can't do any damage hitting me in the head! Silly MoMo!
*from the Abyss* Oops, I keep forgetting that!
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.
I would weesh all of you Americans a "Happy Thanksgiving" but you're all lazy, worthless swines zat are not worth my time. Vive le France!!!! *Begins singing the French national anthem*
AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!! GODAMNED FRENCHIE!!!!
BANZAI!!!!
the mauling commences
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.
I have big plans in store for you.
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.I have big plans in store for you.
Is CDP finally gonna get that nosejob he's been hankering for?
You're throwing us a party?
Is CDP finally gonna get that nosejob he's been hankering for?Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.I have big plans in store for you.
I could never be that lucky. Or, they'd just make it worse than it already is....
Is CDP finally gonna get that nosejob he's been hankering for?Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.I have big plans in store for you.
NO! NO! NO! WHY WOULD I GIVE HIM A NOSEJOB!!!! WHY WOULD I THROW YOU VERMIN A PARTY!!! YOU FREAKING POODLES DRIVE ME NUTS!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs out the door*
Seems like MoMo is having a bad day.
Maybe it's because he saw CDP's nose.
So there IS something wrong with my nose!! How come no one ever told me?!? Maybe that's why babies would always cry when I licked their noses?
All this time, I thought they cried because I was using their pacifiers as chew toys....
Could be both.
It's gloomy day.......Feels comfortable.
Neener! Neener! Neener! Ya missed me, Monday!!!
Neener! Neener! Neener! Ya missed me, Monday!!!
There's plenty more Monday's to come.
That's what she said!
That's what she said!
^&%$#@%!!! *punts CDP*
Wheeeeee!!!! I'm flying!!!
Wheeeeee!!!! I'm flying!!!
Me catch you!!! Me catch you!!! *trips and falls down the stairs* *breaks neck*
Wheeeeee!!!! I'm flying!!!Me catch you!!! Me catch you!!! *trips and falls down the stairs* *breaks neck*
*from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That never gets old.
I keep getting old.....
I keep getting old.....
You're what I call an oldie but a goodie. *humps CDP*
The last Monday of the year.
OF course, this means I have an entire year of Mondays ahead......
The last Monday of the year.
OF course, this means I have an entire year of Mondays ahead......
You're of course assuming you're going to make it past this Monday alive. *arrives with a flamethrower* *pulls trigger and there's an explosion* HELP!!!! HELP!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!
Everybody, we've got to help MoMo!!! We've got to get this fire out!!! *hikes leg and pees on MoMo*
drops a landmine
Oops. Wrong number.
drops a landmine
Oops. Wrong number.
It's like when you don't have to pee, and you go poop, and somehow a little pee manages to come out anyway.
Only in reverse.