Dragnmoon |
Dragnmoon wrote:Lemme guess. Her last name was Cox.Not a Bad name in itself... But I met Female in the Navy Last name Swallow...
...Waits for it..
no...her last name was Swallow... I already said that..:-p.. I guess I am being to obscure...
Dragnmoon |
I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:no...her last name was Swallow... I already said that..:-p.. I guess I am being to obscure...Dragnmoon wrote:Lemme guess. Her last name was Cox.Not a Bad name in itself... But I met Female in the Navy Last name Swallow...
...Waits for it..
Oh, I thought you said first name. S@#!.
Hmmm... this is a tough one...
Wicht |
Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
ugh... what does it say about me I got it almost right off :/
hint - It would be similar to a recruit in the army with the last name of Parts.
Heathansson |
Heathansson wrote:That being the case, I am or was, on the sensitive side of life.
However, there isn't a Rone candybar either.
"Hey, Heath; where did your mom hide to have you?"
But it's groovier in college though; all the ladies who love to eat English toffee...
I was trying not to say it, but yes indeed. An uncommon name lends one an aura of extra humpability.
And sorry as I am that you were compared to candy; something delicious people pay to savor, I was born near San Francisco, at some point lived in San Francisco, and my name is Rone. Yep. Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. I thought I was the first person to coin the term, "Do you think you were the first to come up with that?" Which is quite ironic.
When other seven year olds said, "Rone the Drone," I responded with, "Cool... I'm the one that gets to sit back all day and do nothing but knock up the queen." Guess I was a little precocious.
Touche...
Heathansson |
Heathansson wrote:"Hey, Heath; where did your mom hide to have you?""Same place YOUR mom hid to have me last night! BURN!"
Yeah, that's pretty much what I said.
Then the dude (he was bigger) hit me.Then some bigger dude hit him, and said I had the right to comebacks because he gave first insult.
Then I yet again contemplated going by my middle name. So I asked the dude in my class whose name that was if it was allright by him; and he said hellz no; it'll cause too much confusion, and there's nothing wrong with my name.
It's just there's this whole bardo involved with it. Bardos get tedious.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
Dragnmoon wrote:Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
ugh... what does it say about me I got it almost right off :/
hint - It would be similar to a recruit in the army with the last name of Parts.
Oh. Not first name. Rank. I got ya.
Mothman |
Dragnmoon wrote:Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
ugh... what does it say about me I got it almost right off :/
hint - It would be similar to a recruit in the army with the last name of Parts.
Yeah ... I'm as bad as you Wicht, first thing I thought of too.
Mothman |
About Lucifer. His Chinese name is "You Ming", which means "have bright", and translates idiomatically as "famous" He chose his English name for classes in his second language. His parents cannot speak a word of English, and had no part in the name. He researched it himself, on the internet, and knows the meaning. I fully support him in his name choice, and think it is the best name in his class. Better even than Strawberry, or Playboy ;)
In which case ... cool. And I would fully support his choice as well (knowing that it was his choice, and seemingly a well informed one at that). I have absolutely no problems with people choosing whatever names they want for themselves.
In fact, I commend the choice and the research (and presumably awareness) that went into it. I know a Taiwanese girl who, when choosing her English name, did considerably less research ... and settled on 'Candy'. (She did later change it again).
Loughmoe Sentinel |
Taliesin Hoyle wrote:About Lucifer. His Chinese name is "You Ming", which means "have bright", and translates idiomatically as "famous" He chose his English name for classes in his second language. His parents cannot speak a word of English, and had no part in the name. He researched it himself, on the internet, and knows the meaning. I fully support him in his name choice, and think it is the best name in his class. Better even than Strawberry, or Playboy ;)In which case ... cool. And I would fully support his choice as well (knowing that it was his choice, and seemingly a well informed one at that). I have absolutely no problems with people choosing whatever names they want for themselves.
In fact, I commend the choice and the research (and presumably awareness) that went into it. I know a Taiwanese girl who, when choosing her English name, did considerably less research ... and settled on 'Candy'. (She did later change it again).
A fair number of Chinese people do seem to have problems with English when it comes to names. I knew a young woman in high school whose family came to Canada from China when she was very young and her parents were not too fluent in English, so when they picked an English name for their daughter they went to the Bible. Not so bad thus far right? They evidently missed certain context because the name they chose was Jezebel of all things. To make matters worse the last name was O-just the letter O (or that might be a translation or transliteration) but whatever the case one can imagine the reaction "Jezebel ... oh". Not malicious, just not overly well planned.
Andrew Turner |
Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
My Python reference is lost--yes, I understand. In fact, there was a PVT Swallows in the DSTB; her first name was not Jezebel. She PCS'd last month. I'm sure, though, that all the male Soldiers were utter and superior professionals, and never made the off-color reference to her surname...
magdalena thiriet |
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/
Go here for a good laught at some bad name.
Oh yes, though I cannot read that in my workplace because of literal ROFLMAO which makes people wonder...
One of the better things in Finnish is that it is a phonetic language so we miss all that "name is written like this and pronounced like that" stuff...so at least all the Finns know immediately how to pronounce a Finnish name.
With foreigners it's a bit trickier, I have noticed especially letter J and double vowels and consonants are complicated, so eg. people named Jaakko will not hear their name pronounced correctly in most places...
Ever been to Erie, Pennsylvania? There's a reason they call it Little Poland. The whole place is alphabet soup. For example, when I was growing up, my best friend had a last name of "Prszybyszewski" (pronounced "Shiv-a-shisky"). 14 letters, two of them vowels.
Y is a vowel in many languages, though Polish is indeed quite a "I'm sorry, what was your name?" language.
Then of course there is a problem of names having different meanings in other languages...former Finnish prime minister had a name which in Japanese means "idiot", leading to some extra effort in diplomacy when visiting there...then again, some people get "cool, I'm a superhero!" moments when their name means "thunder" or something like that.
The Jade |
So I have to jump on this name thing. First off my name is Keani (Kay-on-ee) and it took til the 7th grade before I could say it and people still can't figure out how to say it half the time. So when it came to breeding I wanted original names for my kids but not over the top. We have Arwen, yes Dreamweaver named her from the books and the we have Berlyn, I named her cause I thought it was great. People still can't seem to get their names right. However I am glad that they have the great names that they do.
Good on ya! One less kid named Jennifer in the world ain't a bad thing.
Maybe I'm just bias because back when I was dating, the names Jennifer and Angela came up in equal measure quite often. No one could ever forget meeting an Arwen or Berlyn.
BTW, the name Jennifer took off in the US when Barnnum heavily promoted Jenny Lind "The Swedish Nightingale" (so named after the Hans Christian Andersen's story she inspired, The Nightingale) before and during her tour here back in 1850-51. Now that man could promote!
Heathansson |
So I have to jump on this name thing. First off my name is Keani (Kay-on-ee) and it took til the 7th grade before I could say it and people still can't figure out how to say it half the time. So when it came to breeding I wanted original names for my kids but not over the top. We have Arwen, yes Dreamweaver named her from the books and the we have Berlyn, I named her cause I thought it was great. People still can't seem to get their names right. However I am glad that they have the great names that they do.
I know how you feel. 90% of people I introduce myself to to think my name is "Keith." In 12th grade for a while, I just got tired and quit correcting them.
Then this guy called me Keith, and my friend told him, "hey, man. His name is Heath." So he was like, "dude...I've been calling you Keith for 6 months. Why didn't you say something?"Paul Watson |
My name isn't that bad. Until you find out I went to school with Chris Sherlock and Robert Holmes. *sigh*
I am now intimately familiar with every single joke that is possible to derive from the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Matthew Morris RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8 |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
Dragnmoon wrote:My Python reference is lost--yes, I understand. In fact, there was a PVT Swallows in the DSTB; her first name was not Jezebel. She PCS'd last month. I'm sure, though, that all the male Soldiers were utter and superior professionals, and never made the off-color reference to her surname...Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
I bet she can't wait for a promotion.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Well my birthname was to be Percy Q. Diddlewraps, but mother took pity. Bless her heart.My brother almost ended up being name Hazard Degrass.
Seriously? Ouch. Almost as bad as Sandtrap Wigglesworth. Still, it's a cool name. I'd like to know a Hazard and repeatedly call them a caution.
Someone actually named their kid Zippity Dudah or something back in the 80's. Fie and for shame.
Andrew Turner |
Andrew Turner wrote:I bet she can't wait for a promotion.Dragnmoon wrote:My Python reference is lost--yes, I understand. In fact, there was a PVT Swallows in the DSTB; her first name was not Jezebel. She PCS'd last month. I'm sure, though, that all the male Soldiers were utter and superior professionals, and never made the off-color reference to her surname...Andrew Turner wrote:Andrew... you should no why she had problems with her name... You are in the Military..*I think*I thought her first name would be Unladen.
Or maybe, European.
You know, that's funny. Swallows is a common English surname--I've met many Swallows throughout my military career. I knew a CPT Swallows and a LTC Swallows--and no-one batted an eye. But Soldiers named Swallows always get the jokes and tasteless remarks.
Other cool names of military officers I've met (no, I'm not making this up):
Steel
Courage
Iron
Warmann
Battles
Toughman
Shields
Turner (OK, I had to throw that one in there)
James Keegan |
Remember that sketch on SNL with Nicolas Cage a few years ago, trying to decide on a baby name that won't get the kid beaten up. After settling on "Bjorn" or something, the postman comes with a package.
"Here you go, Mr. A**wipe."
"....That's pronounced 'Ahz-wee-pay'."
"Eh, well, says A**wipe here. Enjoy!"
James Keegan |
Heathansson wrote:I was in basic training with an Airman Sargent. I cannot even begin to describe all the hell he got from our drill instructors.one guy in my Basic Training was just called "private alphabet" due to his surname's complexity.
Was it like in Catch 22 when the character Major Major had to get promoted to Major Major Major to avoid the extra Major on the roster, even though he was dangerously unqualified and he looked like Peter Fonda?
Jyu1ch1 |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:My goodness. I feel for the poor kid.
I thought I had it bad when my boyfriend told me he wants to name his
first kid Optimus Prime.
You um ...did get a new boyfriend right?
EDIT: I have no right to say anything though....I gave both my boys unique names... Bleys and Dashiell (before they came out with the Incredibles I might add.) Of course then I gave them normal middle names so if they hated it they could go by their middle names. So far so good.
Nah, I really banking on that he was just kidding. I'm not completely
sure to be honest because then the discussion turned into acceptable
baby names in which I also vaugely remember 'Link' from Zelda coming
out of his mouth.
By the way I like the name you choose for your kids-as well as the
naming system.
Jyu1ch1 |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Get rid of him? Well, he IS on probation.Jyu1ch1 wrote:My goodness. I feel for the poor kid.
I thought I had it bad when my boyfriend told me he wants to name his
first kid Optimus Prime.
You um ...did get a new boyfriend right?
Don't be mean Oto-san, he ha already been informed that none of my
childern will be named after big metal robots. Although I cant
completely dismiss being named after some characters from a book or
video game.
Dragnmoon |
My Python reference is lost--yes, I understand. In fact, there was a PVT Swallows in the DSTB; her first name was not Jezebel. She PCS'd last month. I'm sure, though, that all the male Soldiers were utter and superior professionals, and never made the off-color reference to her surname...
Nop it was not lost...
And No one ever made any off color remarks to her.
Dragnmoon |
Steel
Courage
Iron
Warmann
Battles
Toughman
Shields
Turner (OK, I had to throw that one in there)
I knew a Captain Hook.
hmmm Wonder if there are any Major Storm?
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Just mean on dumb names, not literary ones. (Besides, *everybody* knows that Optimus is a cognomen, not a first name. And Prime isn't a name at all.)Well you can inform him of that when we come down for xmas.
I note his wisdom in not broaching this subject when he was here. This speaks well of him.
Matthew Morris RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8 |
Moff Rimmer |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:I note his wisdom in not broaching this subject when he was here. This speaks well of him.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Just mean on dumb names, not literary ones. (Besides, *everybody* knows that Optimus is a cognomen, not a first name. And Prime isn't a name at all.)Well you can inform him of that when we come down for xmas.
Holy Thread Resurrection Batman. What brought you to bring this thread back?
Callous Jack |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:I note his wisdom in not broaching this subject when he was here. This speaks well of him.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Just mean on dumb names, not literary ones. (Besides, *everybody* knows that Optimus is a cognomen, not a first name. And Prime isn't a name at all.)Well you can inform him of that when we come down for xmas.
Dude... I call major thread necromancy. I knew that plant fellow practiced black magic.
Xpltvdeleted |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:I note his wisdom in not broaching this subject when he was here. This speaks well of him.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Just mean on dumb names, not literary ones. (Besides, *everybody* knows that Optimus is a cognomen, not a first name. And Prime isn't a name at all.)Well you can inform him of that when we come down for xmas.
IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mouthy Upstart |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Dude... I call major thread necromancy. I knew that plant fellow practiced black magic.Jyu1ch1 wrote:I note his wisdom in not broaching this subject when he was here. This speaks well of him.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Just mean on dumb names, not literary ones. (Besides, *everybody* knows that Optimus is a cognomen, not a first name. And Prime isn't a name at all.)Well you can inform him of that when we come down for xmas.
For the record, the real Mouthy Upstart knows necromancy is evil. Unless it is metaphorical necromancy, like thread necromancy.
And Studpuffin was correct. Jyu1ch1 made me do it.
Kthulhu |
Re: Seaman Swallows
Quite a few ladies in the Navy apparently haven't thought through the ramifications. I've met low-ranking enlisted Navy with the following surnames:
Swallows, Spitts, and Guzzler. All of them female.
And due to the number of people who have met a Seaman Swallows, there must be quite a few ladies with that surname in the Navy. Poorly thought-out family tradition?