Welcome Alison McKenzie


Customer Service

Scarab Sages

Not sure if this has been done yet, but I'd like to wish a hearty welcome to Alison, the new Customer Service dudette. We Paizo-heads look forward to working with you on all that pesky CS insanity.

Welcome aboard Alison. And thanks for that help you provided.

Liberty's Edge

Welcome Alison.

Live the dream.

Scarab Sages

Welcome Alison - though I do hope your CS assistence isn't needes to often...


From this time forward you will service...US!


Welcome Allison. Don't read these boards, they're full of insane people.

Liberty's Edge

Yes, hello and welcome.

Liberty's Edge

Hello Alison!

Drop by the official non-official Paizo chat room for cookies!

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Welcome Ms. McKinzie hope you enjoy the experience.

BTW if 'Well met!' Is the common greeting in the Realms, what is it in Golarion? I'm pretty sure it's not 'Kaor!'


Don't trust Cosmo...he is evil.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Aberzombie wrote:
Not sure if this has been done yet

It has. But the more welcomes for Alison the better! Welcome again, Alison!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Yasha0006 wrote:
Don't trust Cosmo...he is evil.

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Quiet you! I don't think she's noticed yet!

The Exchange

But Cosmo how could she NOT?? I mean do you wear Evil like it is a cologne?


Cosmo wrote:
Yasha0006 wrote:
Don't trust Cosmo...he is evil.

[url=SMURF!][/url]

Quiet you! I don't think she's noticed yet!

Cosmo, man, I sit next to you. I've noticed.

Thank you, all! And don't worry, I came in fully prepared for the insanity.


Welcome!


Alison McKenzie wrote:


Thank you, all! And don't worry, I came in fully prepared for the insanity.

Welcome aboard, Alison. May the brightness of Paizo light you way so that you won't stumble down a craggy, bottomless shaft like all those who held your position before you. Funny how people just... disappear 'round these parts... and how even their families never hear another word from them. But, don't pay me no nevermind. I'm sure you'll be fine.


You came awfully close to having an age of 'absolute zero' If it was only -273.15

When I first spotted it I thought you meant that all motion had stopped, making you effectively immortal. And unmoving...right.


Yasha0006 wrote:

You came awfully close to having an age of 'absolute zero' If it was only -273.15

When I first spotted it I thought you meant that all motion had stopped, making you effectively immortal. And unmoving...right.

There, I changed it just for you.


Now that is customer service!

Cosmo, take notes!

Spoiler:
Just kidding Cosmo...you know we love you.


*does an air drop of snickerdoodles into the CS "department"*

Welcome Allison!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Yasha0006 wrote:

Now that is customer service!

Cosmo, take notes!

** spoiler omitted **

::Scribbling::

When referencing the Kelvin scale, always go to two decimal places...

Ok! Got it!

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Glad to have someone I don't hate working customer service! Well met, Alison.

Someone get that lady a custom avatar before one of the more deranged board members creates an alias to impersonate her.


Sebastian wrote:

Glad to have someone I don't hate working customer service! Well met, Alison.

Someone get that lady a custom avatar before one of the more deranged board members creates an alias to impersonate her.

That's a damn good point. Remind me again how it is that we didn't hire Sebastian as a customer rep too?

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Eric Mona wrote:
That's a damn good point. Remind me again how it is that we didn't hire Sebastian as a customer rep too?

He would drive too many people away? Maybe? And he'd use his employee discount to wipe you out of Bella Sara stock? Definitely.

Liberty's Edge

Welcome

You picked a GREAT Company to work for..

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Eric Mona wrote:
That's a damn good point. Remind me again how it is that we didn't hire Sebastian as a customer rep too?

It might have something to do with the fact that, the last time I tried to complain about something Sebastian had said, he mailed me a box filled with a kitten's ashes and a card that says "Every time you complain, Sebastian stokes the furnace with another kitten."

:*(

Think of the kittens!!


Apologies for only just noticing this thread.
Alison:
Welcome to the insanity that is Paizo and to UK customers (well at least on, anyway) who sometimes wonder what on Earth is going on between Esdevium and their Local Games Store...... :D

Sczarni

Aye - welcome... I try to do your job without getting paid... (IE I chime in on customer service questions I think I know the answer to) Cosmo is frightened by the amount of times Ungoded and I can scoop the answer before he sees the thread, so you may see my name a lot

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Fatespinner wrote:
Eric Mona wrote:
That's a damn good point. Remind me again how it is that we didn't hire Sebastian as a customer rep too?

It might have something to do with the fact that, the last time I tried to complain about something Sebastian had said, he mailed me a box filled with a kitten's ashes and a card that says "Every time you complain, Sebastian stokes the furnace with another kitten."

:*(

Think of the kittens!!

I hope you're happy. The tabby I just threw in there liked to bat around a piece of ribbon and chase sunbeams. I'll include the ribbon with the ashes. Maybe this time you will learn to STFU and be happy with whatever product I decide to send you.

Scarab Sages

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Erik - that is why...

Welcome Allison.


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Welcome aboard Alison!

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