carpenter!
Carry on.
cryptozoologist!
Dungeon Master!
Screen monkey dammit!
n actor in a sixties sci-fi series!
Platypus.
inhuman, pointy eared, green-blooded vulcan!"
GSL compatible
LOL! I bow before a master of the art.
To continue:
...a smurf!
porn star?
flumph! (I love those guys)
porn star?
:: RUNS INTO ROOM ::
WHERE ???
Orion slave girl!
freight elevator!
This one is legit! It was my favorite one he ever said!
a forklift!
porn star?:: RUNS INTO ROOM ::
WHERE ???
There! Nic Log, from Logjammin' 4.
cleric!
warwoof!
Kobold cleaver. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Blue-spotted artic tundra bog-frog!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a...
(apologies... just jokes)
(de-forest... get it)
(there are limits to what even a captain may ask of his crew)
(he was standing opposite Shatner-in-impassioned-recitation-mode, after all)
(from the episode where they were stranded on a deserted island on Keldron 4 and Kirk got quite deliriously hungry)
(referring to the "damn it, Jim..." line itself)
(ahem)
blue dragon. Wait. I am. I'm both. By the Holy Healing Claws of Pigeonaxarious Blue and the shocking breath of my draconic forefathers....
green sea serpent.
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* "My dear girl, I'm a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty." (TOS: "Shore Leave")
* "I don't know, Jim. This is a big ship. I'm just a country doctor." (TOS: "The Alternative Factor")
* "Me, I'm a doctor. If I were an officer of the line..." (TOS: "A Taste of Armageddon")
* "What do you mean what sort of work? I'm a doctor." (TOS: "This Side of Paradise")
* "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer." (TOS: "The Devil in the Dark")
...to which Kirk replies, "You're a healer, there's a patient. That's an order."
* "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." (TOS: "The City on the Edge of Forever")
This is an interesting statement since, in the episode "Court Martial", Doctor McCoy is called as an expert witness in space psychiatry.
* "I'm not a scientist or a physicist, Mr. Spock..." (TOS: "Metamorphosis")
* "Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator." (TOS: "Friday's Child")
* "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." (TOS: "The Doomsday Machine")
* "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." (TOS: "Mirror, Mirror")
...to which Montgomery Scott immediately replied, "Now, you're an engineer."
* "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." (TOS: "The Deadly Years")
* "I will not peddle flesh! I'm a physician." (TOS: "Return to Tomorrow")
* "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner." (TOS: "The Empath")
* "I'm not a mechanic, Spock..." (TOS: "The Empath")
During one episode of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, DeForest Kelley spoke the line "I'm not a doctor, I'm a convicted murderer."
** spoiler omitted **
Sensei!
Nurse Chapel groper!
Cleric.
Giant Flying Space Amoeba bent on draining the life out of star systems.
...aaughhh! IT'S EATING ME!!
qwertyuiophobic philatelist with a fetish for camomile canapes.
...tap-dancing spider wearing a top-hat!
Vermicious Knid!
physician!
No, that can't be right . . .
Wait a minute, what are we talking 'bout?